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When 9 (voice of Elijah Wood) first comes to life, he finds himself in a post-apocalyptic world where all humans are gone, and it is only by chance that he discovers a small community of others like him taking refuge from fearsome machines that roam the Earth intent on their extinction. Despite being the neophyte of the group, 9 convinces the others that hiding will do them no good. They must take the offensive if they are to survive, and they must discover why the machines want to destroy them in the first place. As they'll soon come to learn, the very future of civilization may depend on them.
northerncrane4 said:Yes—that’s exactly what it is: a comparison based purely on the level of audience satisfaction. 🙄 Regardless of what you say—the fact remains—I get why Michael Bay appeals to certain audiences, whereas you simply can't grasp why Lynch is actually a significant director; you seem to reject the idea that it will ever click for you.
northerncrane4 said:I haven't even bothered explaining why Lynch is good—or what I actually see in his work—let alone defending them as quality filmmaking. My only move here was questioning that ridiculous comparison between Lynch and Michael Bay. The only reason Lynch even entered this conversation is because you felt the need to signal to everyone that you don't actually enjoy his movies. To you, Lynch is "fake" while Michael Bay is the "real thing." So, because I happen to be able to decipher Lynch’s visual language—unlike you—am I just supposed to shut up? Not a chance. Besides, Michael Bay’s films don't possess even a fraction of the visual culture found in a David Lynch film. It's just that bombs aren't constantly exploding in Lynch's work, which makes it harder for self-proclaimed cinephiles like you to notice.
Whatever people think of him, the guy knows how to make a visually striking and cool movie... he knows how to design great action shots, cool frames, and slick sequences far better than 80% of blockbuster directors. So, strictly in terms of action, his movies are visually creative, and thanks to his specific, recognizable "style," he stands out. Now... some people dig that... some don't... just like some people enjoy having their brains melted by Lynch, while others would rather just slap him in the face for it...
If he were still around, Ante Peterlić would definitely have dedicated one of his exhaustive critiques to Michael Bay. I mean, once you start putting David Lynch in the same breath as Bay...you really ought to check if someone actually understands basic cinema or has any sense of taste before they even think about logging onto this forum. Otherwise, just any random idiot can ramble on about whatever they want.
briskhound2 said:Hey everyone, looks like this thread is moving at lightning speed 😁 So, let's pivot away from Lynch for a second and finally make a comparison with someone actually in the same ballpark. Renny Harlin. Have you guys actually sat through his recent stuff? The Convent is a massive teen-targeted flop—just a directionless, aimless mess that’s a total slog. His latest, 12 Rounds, is a slight step up, but honestly, it’s just a blatant rip-off of Die Hard 3... everything from the plot beats to specific sequences and even the dialogue is just copied. A movie that could have been a decent, high-octane action flick ended up being... well, we've seen much better versions of this ages ago. Look, comparing Bay and Harlin... it's a zero for him. Harlin burned through all his credit a long time ago with Die Hard 2—which is basically the ceiling for the action genre—and Cliffhanger, a movie that owes its popularity almost entirely to visual spectacle since there isn't much acting depth to speak of. Tony Scott does his best work under Jerry Bruckheimer's wing; once he wanders outside those waters, he starts churning out some pretty unwatchable garbage (The Fan, Domina), so comparing Bay and Scott isn't out of line, but they both basically make the same movies, except Scott's been in the game longer. If you compare 12 Rounds to The Rock, it becomes immediately obvious that Bay actually knows his craft... it's an action rollercoaster that never feels boring, exhausting, or like a cheap imitation, all while being a visual feast with a story that's clear and easy to follow. I mean, what else does a solid action movie really need to offer?
northerncrane4 said:@briskhound2
Harlin is just burnt out—plain and simple. But let’s be real: Bay doesn't have anything in his filmography that even comes close to "Die Hard 2," "Cliffhanger," or heaven forbid, "Cutthroat Island" and "Deep Blue Sea."
As for Scott's "Last Boy Scout" and "True Romance"? Bay can only dream.
northerncrane4 said:Look, you were the first one to bring up Lynch—completely out of context, by the way. What exactly are you looking for here? For me to hand you an off-topic penalty just because you mentioned him in your post? I don't get it.
I don't expect anything specific from Bay personally. However, when it comes to the film itself—especially an action flick—my expectations are higher. I'm looking for much more clarity than what he’s actually capable of delivering—based on what I saw in Rock and Armageddon.
northerncrane4 said:Look, kid—I find plenty of meaning and structure in Lynch's films, something that clearly escapes you. You admitted yourself that all you see in Bay's work is visual hype—which I agree with, but it's just not enough for me.
Besides, if we're talking about pure action visuals, Michael Bay can hold his own against guys like Renny Harlin or Tony Scott.
northerncrane4 said:I’m honestly not even sure how to respond to that. I can only hope that one day things finally click for you—maybe then you'll be able to appreciate Lynch's work for what it actually is. Until then, enjoy your subjective shots of falling bombs.
northerncrane4 said:Hold on a second—are you seriously equating Bay's "visuals" and intellectual void with Lynch's visual style and intellectual depth?
Bay's visuals are just action-movie LARPing—zero substance. His directing skill is basically on par with a toddler who gets a picture book of a tiger and a pack of crayons, and then what does he do? He uses every single crayon just to color in the damn tiger. It's mindless. It’s an assault on the eyes and ears, not actual direction.
Nicholas Walker3 said:@Anthony Smith3
Honestly, David Lynch isn't trying to mess with anyone's head—everything he does is actually pretty straightforward. Just watch the movie and enjoy the ride --don't try to overanalyze what he put on screen. People who struggle to grasp things that aren't meant to be decoded just don't "get" Lynch (or Trier) and their messages; they end up feeling confused, thinking there's some hidden trick. But really, he just sees the world through a different lens than everyone else!
To truly understand Lynch, you only need to remember his line from TP: "owls are not what they seem" and that's pretty much it.......
wiredbison82 said:Give me a break. You actually had somewhat decent arguments when it came to Woo, but please, spare me any talk regarding Bay and his supposed creativity. I answered the question quite clearly by stating I don't consider him a bad director; as for discussing the brilliance of "Pearl Harbor," perhaps save that for a "Teen" forum.
wiredbison82 said:If you define creativity as catering to the tastes of the MTV Generation while layering in a bit of high-octane melodrama—all featuring two or three actors who graced the posters in every teenager's bedroom—then Bay's films are essentially the gold standard of creative expression.
wiredbison82 said:Of course, Bay isn't a bad director. He isn't an "auteur," nor does he show any inclination toward becoming one, but from a purely technical and craft-oriented standpoint, his films are products that definitely have a target market.
His movies are, admittedly, creatively hollow, yet within the realm of popcorn cinema, they are perfectly digestible and occasionally even quite entertaining.
To achieve that level of status in Hollywood—regardless of how laughable such a standing might be from an artistic perspective—you simply cannot be bad at what you do.
briskhound2 said:Actually, "Con Air" was directed by Simon West. Look, let's be real—Bay makes movies for the American market, not for Europe or anywhere else... he's making them for the USA. And when one of his films pulls in 250 million bucks, you know a massive amount of people showed up to see it. I remember reading some reviews on Rotten Tomatoes a long time ago (surprisingly, they were slightly positive) where some critic basically said he had to actually go watch the movie just so he could have something to trash. I mean, where's the logic in that? For instance, I couldn't care less about Harry Potter or Twilight, so I didn't go see them and I definitely don't plan to—not that I'd bother writing anything bad about them either. If it's a marketing thing, even the trailers don't explicitly say you *have* to see his movies, which means there's clearly something there. Another thing I read back during the Armageddon era is that he plays on the audience's emotions (which feels a bit forced, but okay) and we end up right back at what bugs everyone about his work. The pathos, the extreme Americanization, the heroism, the "God and Country" stuff... it's all pretty manipulative because none of that is in the trailers. It's all tucked away in the final package, unlike some other directors who lead with that stuff to bait you. Bay knows how to sell his product—just look at the trailer for Transformers 2. That thing is a total trip, a logistical nightmare to film—I'll give him credit for that even over James Cameron—and it all boils down to the effects, the explosions, the flashy visuals... but you already know it's going to be big and epic (even if you don't know what it's actually about). Bay knows that's what people expect. You sit down, watch the movie, the plot drags you toward some climax, and suddenly Bruce Willis, Mirko Cro Cop, and Slavko jump in, strike a pose—you know, arms wide, dropping to their knees—and I'm practically thrilled because he delivered exactly what I wanted to see and hit me right in the feels with that scene. Pathetic, sure. But "bad"... well, that's just a matter of taste. By that metric, he's a good director (he'd probably kill it in a smaller production too, just look at the horror remakes he produces) because he knows how to please the crowd without doing anything particularly special. Of course, that's just my take, since he's the kind of director you either love or hate. Just like his movies.
Lisa Ross65 said:Look, I get it—his movies are clearly designed as massive cash grabs. But for heaven's sake, he could at least put some effort into character development. The characters in his films are nothing more than caricatures—take Anthony Anderson in Transformers, for example. It's exhausting. That said, if we're talking about his actual work, The Island is probably his best shot.
Lisa Ross65 said:Bay's movies are basically just two-hour music videos. He doesn't care about anything besides explosions and special effects—period. His stuff didn't used to be this bad, but I recently sat through Armageddon and Transformers again and honestly, I could barely make it to the end.

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wiredbison82 said:There isn't a single masterpiece or even a standout hit in this poll, so it’s not surprising none showed up over the last decade.
American Beauty, No Country for Old Men, and Eastwood's movie are solid—really good, actually—but let's be honest, there's better stuff out there...