J.C.V.D. (2008)
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This definitely deserves its own thread. Honestly, alongside massive blockbusters like "Indiana Jones," "The Dark Knight," and "Hulk 2," this is the only small flick that actually caught my eye. It’s not even because I’ve been a van Damme fan since I was a kid; it's just that from what I can tell, this looks like something totally different from the usual stuff we expect when JCVD is on screen.
People have never taken Van Damme seriously—not as an actor, not even as a person. He was lightyears away from reaching the level of someone like Sylvester Stallone or Arnold Schwarzenegger. To be fair, he didn't exactly give anyone a reason to take him seriously given the kind of action flicks he used to churn out, but honestly, he knows that himself. It looks like something finally clicked in his head, and now he’s trying to pivot and show the audience a more serious side. He’s gone on record saying he's done with crappy movies and that he's over the endless cycle of fighting films; those old "vi / bam thank you van Damme" days are behind him. That's why he passed on roles in things like Street Fighter 2 or Rush Hour 3. He’s actually been attempting this serious rebrand for the last five or six years with movies like Replicant, In Hell, Wake of Death, and especially Until Death. Even though they're technically action genre films, most of them lean way harder into drama than stunts. Take Until Death, for example—there aren't even any fight scenes. His performance as a cop dealing with substance abuse, whiskey, and family issues actually earned him a ton of solid reviews, and the film itself is being called the best work of his career. He’s keeping that momentum going with this incredibly weird and interesting project: the comedy J.C.V.D.
But before you guys start throwing shade, you might want to get the facts straight on this project...
So, we're looking at a semi-biographical flick here. It’s a mix of Jean-Claude Van Damme's actual life and some pure fiction, featuring him playing himself. It's basically a self-parody where he takes shots at his own roller coaster of a career—everything from those rough early days and jumping into big-budget studio flicks to the messy stuff like drug and alcohol issues, losing his A-list status, divorces, getting mocked by the media, and even dealing with losing kids. On top of all that, this might actually be the first time he's speaking his native language on screen. Also, pretty wild detail: he did this one for free. Didn't take a single cent. The plot goes something like this...
So, Van Damme plays some washed-up action star (himself) who’s totally fed up with Hollywood and all his flops, so he decides to head back home to Belgium. Steven Seagal just snatched his role right out from under him, he's broke, and to top it all off, he's fighting his ex-wife for custody of his son. He hits the shops right after leaving the airport, only to have every single one of his credit cards declined.
At the same time, some lawyer calls him up, threatening to drop him as a client if he doesn't cough up his fees immediately. Van Damme tries to get his manager to front him some cash until his next gig, but right when he heads to the bank to grab the money, he gets caught in the middle of an armed robbery and a massive shootout. Before long, the cops and SWAT teams swarm the scene, and everyone starts treating Van Damme like the kidnapper instead of a victim. The whole thing basically turns into a total "Dog Day Afternoon" situation.
What’s going to shock people is how much buzz this thing has generated online. People are actually mentioning Van Damme in magazines like Empire and on web portals that haven't breathed his name in a decade. He even did an interview with MTV recently. Most importantly, the film premiered at this year's Cannes Film Festival and absolutely crushed the critics. There’s a real shot this could be his first theatrical release in nearly ten years—even if it’s just a limited run, it’s still a massive step up from straight-to-video trash. Online, the consensus is split: it’s either going to be the best Van Damme film ever made or an absolute pile of garbage. Personally, I'm betting on the former. Either way, he’s totally outclassing Steven Seagal, who puts out five movies a year.
To wrap things up, I'll just quote aintitcool.com
Here are some teasers, the official theatrical trailer, and links to reviews...
IMDB
OFFICIAL SITE
TEASER 1
TEASER 2
TEASER 3
OFFICIAL TRAILER
PHOTOS
REVIEWS
Review 1
Variety.com
joblo.com
Twitch film
People have never taken Van Damme seriously—not as an actor, not even as a person. He was lightyears away from reaching the level of someone like Sylvester Stallone or Arnold Schwarzenegger. To be fair, he didn't exactly give anyone a reason to take him seriously given the kind of action flicks he used to churn out, but honestly, he knows that himself. It looks like something finally clicked in his head, and now he’s trying to pivot and show the audience a more serious side. He’s gone on record saying he's done with crappy movies and that he's over the endless cycle of fighting films; those old "vi / bam thank you van Damme" days are behind him. That's why he passed on roles in things like Street Fighter 2 or Rush Hour 3. He’s actually been attempting this serious rebrand for the last five or six years with movies like Replicant, In Hell, Wake of Death, and especially Until Death. Even though they're technically action genre films, most of them lean way harder into drama than stunts. Take Until Death, for example—there aren't even any fight scenes. His performance as a cop dealing with substance abuse, whiskey, and family issues actually earned him a ton of solid reviews, and the film itself is being called the best work of his career. He’s keeping that momentum going with this incredibly weird and interesting project: the comedy J.C.V.D.
But before you guys start throwing shade, you might want to get the facts straight on this project...
So, we're looking at a semi-biographical flick here. It’s a mix of Jean-Claude Van Damme's actual life and some pure fiction, featuring him playing himself. It's basically a self-parody where he takes shots at his own roller coaster of a career—everything from those rough early days and jumping into big-budget studio flicks to the messy stuff like drug and alcohol issues, losing his A-list status, divorces, getting mocked by the media, and even dealing with losing kids. On top of all that, this might actually be the first time he's speaking his native language on screen. Also, pretty wild detail: he did this one for free. Didn't take a single cent. The plot goes something like this...
So, Van Damme plays some washed-up action star (himself) who’s totally fed up with Hollywood and all his flops, so he decides to head back home to Belgium. Steven Seagal just snatched his role right out from under him, he's broke, and to top it all off, he's fighting his ex-wife for custody of his son. He hits the shops right after leaving the airport, only to have every single one of his credit cards declined.
At the same time, some lawyer calls him up, threatening to drop him as a client if he doesn't cough up his fees immediately. Van Damme tries to get his manager to front him some cash until his next gig, but right when he heads to the bank to grab the money, he gets caught in the middle of an armed robbery and a massive shootout. Before long, the cops and SWAT teams swarm the scene, and everyone starts treating Van Damme like the kidnapper instead of a victim. The whole thing basically turns into a total "Dog Day Afternoon" situation.
What’s going to shock people is how much buzz this thing has generated online. People are actually mentioning Van Damme in magazines like Empire and on web portals that haven't breathed his name in a decade. He even did an interview with MTV recently. Most importantly, the film premiered at this year's Cannes Film Festival and absolutely crushed the critics. There’s a real shot this could be his first theatrical release in nearly ten years—even if it’s just a limited run, it’s still a massive step up from straight-to-video trash. Online, the consensus is split: it’s either going to be the best Van Damme film ever made or an absolute pile of garbage. Personally, I'm betting on the former. Either way, he’s totally outclassing Steven Seagal, who puts out five movies a year.
To wrap things up, I'll just quote aintitcool.com
I have no idea how good this movie will be, how good Van Damme will be in it or if it will really make us see him in a new light. But man, I hope he knocks everybody on their ass. I hope it gets nominated for best foreign language film at the Academy Awards, wins a special jury prize for awesomeness at Cannes and creates a resurgence in the splits and fake Cajun accents around the world. I love it when a guy like Van Damme, who excels in a lowbrow art and gets made fun of left and right, really comes through and surprises everybody. I hope that's what he's about to do.
If not, well, in the tradition of Chance Boudreaux's mom, he took a chance. Give him credit for that.
Here are some teasers, the official theatrical trailer, and links to reviews...
IMDB
OFFICIAL SITE
TEASER 1
TEASER 2
TEASER 3
OFFICIAL TRAILER
PHOTOS
REVIEWS
Review 1
Variety.com
joblo.com
Twitch film
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