Another list of grievances—written while visiting my grandma because I was bored:
The top 5 disasters I’ve faced and tried to settle on the basketball court, without success:
1. Being drafted instead of hitting that GYBE concert! (I nearly broke down right there on the court. Thank God those seven days of basic training kept me sane, otherwise I would have lost it—plus, being the only guy with a tan during that four-minute group shower was awkward enough...) 2. Breaking up with A.... (I couldn't hit a single jumper. Not one shot for two straight months! Then again, neither could the opposing players find the rim... It's chudno that I didn't end up in a brawl or start biting people) 3. Dealing with Tuch, that shady Sead, and Pacov trying to take me out with a brick right there on the court 4. My first breakup with the other A.... six years ago. (Back then, I played like a man possessed—best I ever did. Too bad my teammates were idiots, so we just kept losing) 5. That rude girl from Chicago four years ago, while we were at the beach. (What an embarrassment! We were actually in the middle of a tournament. Everyone was tall, and I was tiny... damn those volleyball players, handballers, and Gashi! I managed to break my watch, sink one basket, and still lose 21 to 2)
Nicholas Perez33 said:Records that basically feel like laws to me:
1. Trans Am - TA 2. Doug March - Now You Know 3. Imperial Teen - On 4. Ash - Nu-Clear Sounds 5. Bad Religion - No Substance 6. Faith No More - Introduce Yourself 7. Elvis Costello - When I Was Cruel 8. Therapy? - Suicide Pact You First 9. Public Image Ltd - Album 10. GVSB - Freakonica
🙂 Hahaha, honestly terrible albums... except for number ten...👍
Mr. Wrong said:My Top 5 Oi! tracks about people whose names I don't care about:
1. Last Resort - Last Resort 2. The Business - Harry May 3. The Exploited - Barry Prossitt 4. Sham - George Davis 5. Angelic Upstarts Top 5 Oi! songs about the early eighties: 1. Anti-Pasti - 1980 2. Vice Squad - 1981 3. Abrasive Wheels - 1982 4. Combat 84 - 1982 5. The 4-Skins - 1984 Top 5 Oi! songs about gang warfare: 1. The Ejected - Gang Warfare 2. The Strike - Gang Warfare 3. Condemned 84 - Gang Warfare 4. Major Accident - Gang Warfare 5. The Class - Gang Warfare
Hilarious.👍
One of the dumbest Oi! tracks ever. I regret even making this list... Last Resort - Skinhead get your haircut (if that was actually the title...😕 )
My top 14 "artists" that I find incredibly irritating despite feeling like I should enjoy them:
1. Radiohead 2. TFC 3. Kurt Cobain & the Alternative Rock Bands 4. Weezer 5. Mars volt 6. Hives 7. New Pornographers 8. Feist 9. Nirvana 10. The Beach Boys (thankfully they aren't active anymore) 11. Fleetwood Mac 12. Surf & Turf (except for two tracks that are actual masterpieces...) 13. Pink Floyd (most of their recent work...) 14. Pretty much every local American band...😛
analogpilot382 said:Top 5 reasons why the pizza at Abraham Lincoln’s place beats my last "serious" girlfriend:
1. No hair found 2. It doesn't make any noise 3. It comes with huge black olives! 4. Keeps me full for at least 4-5 hours, unlike... well, I could barely finish her alone 5. Sometimes it actually tastes better, plus there's no monthly cycle or mood swings involved!
Continuing the rant after being nagged by women...:
Top 5 reasons why my current female inspiration is better than my ex:
1. The Big Bang 2. She’s legal by US standards 3. She runs her own non-profit 4. She’s mine! 5. .......damn it... can't find a fifth reason, screw this... 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
My current top 8 list of favorite bands, DJs, and whatnot...:
1. Fuck 2. Michael Jackson 3. Carrie Underwood 4. Billie Eilish 5. Bongwater 6. Top 40 Billboard Hits 7. Top 40 Billboard Hits 8. Top 40 Billboard Hits
analogpilot382 said:Hell yeah! I had exactly that this past Saturday.🙂
Top 10 seafood dishes: 1. Octopus in garlic butter 2. Garlic shrimp 3. Grilled sea bass or snapper 4. Sole meunière 5. Slow-roasted octopus 6. Stuffed calamari 7. Red snapper stew, ideally packed with extra fish...🙂 8. Black risotto 9. Sole fillets 10. Fried sardines
Miley Cyrus😁
Good grief...🙂
Alternative Rock Bands (or at least I wish I were listening to them right now...)
Elvis Presley (...1995 saw the third full-length release by Elvis Presley, titled Miley Cyrus. It was another concept album dealing with the primitive subject matter of a torrid love affair between a yak and a caveman, and food of course ....)
Top 5 reasons why Oscar's pizza beats my last "serious" girlfriend:
1. No stray hairs... 2. It doesn't make any weird noises... 3. It comes with big, black olives! 4. It actually keeps me full for at least 4 or 5 hours, unlike... well, she was barely a meal myself... 5. Sometimes it's just tastier, plus there's no monthly cycle, ovulation, or general insanity involved...
I used to spend my time making all sorts of random top lists whenever I was bored staying at my grandma's place out in the countryside...
Top 5 oldest pieces of clothing I still own that somehow haven't fallen apart yet:
1. A military shirt from 1956 (though I recently realized it’s basically just pajamas) 2. A red and white Puma tee from 1988—from some track meet somewhere, I can't quite remember... and it's even in German) 3. A gray Velcro sweatshirt (from around 7th grade) 4. An Adidas sweatshirt (about 10 years old; it started black and now it's gray, but there isn't a single hole in it) 5. A Keith Haring shirt—Capitalism is Cannibalism (got it in 2000, so it's at least 7 years old...)
1. The Maya from downtown Chicago 2. The Maya from next door 3. The Maya from elementary school 4. Maya Ruznaja 5. Maya's Maya with the cleavage and the camera
top 5 things I hate about women:
1. Mustaches 2. "Fashion" 3. "Style" 4. Being "diet" or skipping meals 5. The music they "listen to"😁
1. Loperamide (for diarrhea) 2. Ranitidine (for nausea, though some prefer Compazine) 3. A homemade remedy from my mother🙂) 4. Buscopan (for abdominal cramps) 5. Advil (because the packaging is pink and sweet) 6. Bromazepam (it slows down the brain nicely without knocking you out—useful for breakups, though perhaps not the painful ones...)
1. Regarding Neutral Milk Hotel, my only regret is missing their show and any version of Destroy 2. The Rolling Stones actually have more than just two great tracks on this record 😁 3. 😛 language?!... Please tell me you aren't one of those "political" types 😢 4. David Byrne took more heat because of the people he associated with rather than his own work... which means I could have ended up in a similar spot in a place like Cleveland 🙂 5. Marinada 🙂 6. Indie Rock is garbage; they were bad then and they're annoying now. It's a shame I forgot that link to that old topless Apple video from back in the day 7. These songs are killer!!! Others were better
Alternative Rock - if you can't beat them, join them
