Posts by coastalpanther11

Samuel Murphy6 said::I only hang out with people from the Midwest, and honestly, it’s starting to feel a little too much like a certain vibe from Canada 🙂

Stick Canada where the sun don't shine! 🙂 🙂

David Sullivan4 said:🙂

Appreciate it. You're the best, man. 😢

David Sullivan4 said:You doing okay? 😬

Wrong. You should've used this smiley instead. 🙂 And that's without saying a single extra word.

😬

Nicholas Perez33 said:the top 5 best friends of any musician:
3. duct tape

🤣 😂

Since you're busy hanging out with that little harem-style centrifuge, I figured she’s probably the one who tracked down that specific American brand of tape with the tiny little ducks on it. So cute... 😍

Here’s the leaderboard for hardware fried this past week, ranked by how much money went down the drain:

1. Cisco router
2. Sony cordless phone

Kevin Chavez3 said:@coastalpanther11/">@@coastalpanther11: I can't remember where I saw him after the show 😳 how can he be so right 😳

What a waste, he’s incredible. Who’s the source? Is there any way to replicate this?

Samuel Murphy6 said:Oh, so you’re some kind of genius now? Because honestly, no sane person would ever say the things you're saying. I can't tell if you actually have a clue what you're talking about or if you're just throwing words at the wall to try and look smart. It's wild that you haven't used the word "idiotic" yet, since that seems to be the trend lately.

sandy, take a breath...

Samuel Murphy6 said:LOL, is there anything you don't take literally? Because this isn't even funny.

Samuel Murphy6... sounds more like the noise made when Wrong votes on a Friday night, or honestly, most nights of the week.😁

@Wrong: badge law

Carol Jackson45 said:Folks 😂 😂 😂

The Top 3 chain reactions from last night:
1. My sister got stung by a wasp. Twice.
2. When she started screaming, I lunged for the door and slammed my head right into her elbow.
3. With that move, I basically split the wasp in half... with my skull... Chuck Norris couldn't even touch me.🙂

Coming soon to a theater near you: "Dead Carrot in Chick Jovo's Dragon's Nest"🙂

Also starring: Michael Dudikof as Mr. Wrong

gentlepuma20 said:shhh, I'm hiding!

When I look at you, all I see is four years gone by. 😎

gentlepuma20 said:cutest thing I saw today:

pink teddy bears


😍

And then people wonder why things aren't working out. 🙄

What’s up with those pink bows on your avatar? Puppies and blue bears? What are you, some evil version of Jessica Simpson? DRAŽO, WHERE IS YOUR EDGE?!

I’m riding with you guys because I live for a good joke,
I just gotta see that absolute moron hedgehog.

gentlepuma20 said: Counterculture!

Eric Cartman:

Cartman: The Hippie movement. Ubiquitous. They claim they’re saving the planet, but really they just smoke weed and stink up the room.

Officer Barney: You can't just kidnap sixty-three people and stash them in your basement.
Cartman: They aren't people, they're just part of the Hippie movement!

Cartman: No way, man. Indie cinema is just those old black and white hippie movies. It's always some weird plot about gay cowboys eating pudding.

Cartman: Drugs are garbage because using them makes you a hippie, and hippies are the worst.

Cartman: Only three more hours, ocean dwellers. Just three more hours until I can finally leave this pathetic excuse for a planet filled with hippies.

Cartman: Ma'am, I'm conducting a residential inspection for parasites... looks like you've got a infestation of hippies in here.

Cartman: I don't have a problem with minorities. I have a problem with hippies.

Cartman: I hate hippies! Seriously, the hypocrisy is unreal. They preach about "environmentalism" while driving gas-guzzlers and wearing those ridiculous friendship bracelets. It drives me crazy! I just want to kick them in the groin!

Stan: I don't want to shoot the bunny.
Uncle Jimbo: None of my nephews are going to be tree huggers.
Cartman: Fine, hippie. Go head back to Woodstock if you're too soft to pull a trigger.

Cartman: I've been purging this place of hippies since I was five years old.

Cartman 😍

Dead Carrot said:2. tree hugging

Get off my property and quit squeezing my damn trees, you freaking hippie! 🙂

Kidding! Let's party! 🙂

Dead Carrot Flower is the undisputed king of carrot flowers 😍

Nicholas King62 said:I feel like the pink tones are just fading away.

Sorry, but it’s nothing but shades of red right now. Just soft pastels 🤮

Wilderness would have been totally fine.

Samuel Murphy6 said:The elitism is getting out of hand. 🙄

Snubbing?! 🤨

Samuel Murphy6 said:By the way, that whole post should’ve served as a roadmap for anyone looking to scout out more spots to hit up in the dead of night.

Alright, I’ll kick things off. Right now, the top pick for us snobs is Ramadani over at Club City Grill in downtown Chicago—it does a killer job of filling that massive void where our alcohol tolerance used to be, and man, the hangover stays with you for days. As for everywhere else? It’s basically just a bunch of penguins playing a game. If you're looking for a quick fix, you might find something at the restroom or that corner bakery near 5th and Main.

Madonna said:Look, I’d probably agree if his diet wasn't such a complete disaster. I've always been a bit of a skeptic when it comes to this stuff...

That's not a dealbreaker. Think about it this way—if you ever find yourself wondering if something is actually edible, like some kind of crushed Black Forest cake dumped onto a pile of Filet Mignon, there’s a pretty good chance you'll convince Mike to take the first bite. 😁

Man, there goes my reputation...

Samuel Murphy6 stormyviper11 said:I don't know what to tell you. Sometimes things just happen. There isn't much more to say than that. 🤮

Look, Samuel Murphy6... When Sean Lee7 starts talking about food, you can bet your life he’s right. Those mini donuts are the absolute gold standard. They're basically just bite-sized versions of those massive glazed donuts, except you don't end up in a sugar coma after five minutes.

Basically, here’s my top list of advice for Samuel Murphy6:

Next time Sean Lee7 starts talking about food—pay attention and show some damn respect. That guy actually knows what he's talking about.

Your food credibility is officially dead after that post claiming the Sandwich Shop in that small town in rural America is the best late-night spot around. For God's sake... I have one buddy of mine—you guys don't know him—who ate fried cheese there and was absolutely convinced it was chicken. 😁 Basically, we just collectively decided to stop eating late at night after that nasty bout of food poisoning. Now, everything happens during the day. It’s 100% natural, man. :hepokocke:

Man, talking about food always makes me hungry...

Carol Jackson45, a scent of gasoline? There's nothing like the smell of gasoline in the morning!

red wave fanatics said:The abyss comes from hell, so it’s fine.

I don't know, I see people mentioning some sneakers with pink accents in other threads, which is 🙂 absolute hell, just like wearing white after Labor Day.
Honestly, I might have to call her in for a meeting and remind her about her employment contract obligations 😈 :luciferlightofthemorning:

To follow up on the fanatics and that "it's ok" logic: Kevin Chavez3 absolutely hated the Wilderness, but since he's from the Midwest, I guess that's also "fine."

Parker and the crew weren't too bad last night. Taylor is a killer drummer. A massive upgrade over those drummers with brain stem rhythm issues playing at a local VFW hall on Runyan street tonight. But hey, they're decent enough people, I guess...

Top 10 things you grab at a gas station:

10. Music CDs (Duško Kuliš, Karma, Chris Rea)
9. Car swag (those little fuzzy dice, stickers)
8. Random fluids (window cleaner, lock de-icer. ZIMKO 🙏)
7. Pringles Sour Cream and Onion
6. Haribo Gummy Bears
5. Kinder Bueno
4. Marlboro Lights
3. Curly Fries
2. Gasoline
1. Beer

lonebison37 said:3 legendary old-school American brands:
1. Carhartt
2. Dickies
3. Levi's
people still wear this stuff today. 🥳 built to last 🥳

Carhartt from America? Mary, you're losing it...