Posts by hiddenmarlin14

Charles Bailey2 said:hiddenmarlin14 FTW 🙏 😁

What did I get wrong? 🤔

Maybe more inspiration will strike eventually. 🤔

Here’s some more lyrical garbage (and yeah, we’re still stuck on the same old patriotic anthem 😳)

The guy picks out his tie,
just to please the crowd outside.
He gives a speech, foaming at the mouth,
while the President turns green with envy.
On Sunday, we really need to decide
whose tune we’re going to dance to,
which leader we’re going to scream at,
shouting "everything is worse than ever!"

Our glorious President
strip off those eyelashes now
doesn't matter how she does her hair
to us little nobodies
all this noise about who to elect
just breaks the people's hearts
and makes our stomachs growl
staring at an empty plate

Note: the lyrics above are sung to the tune of the American National Anthem 😳

If I get more inspired, there might be another verse coming 😳

Gregory Smith21 said:Well, we could always do it this way.

First the Goat, then the cabbage, then the Goat back, then the Wolf, and finally the Goat. 😬

Honestly, that Goat is the real issue here. If it weren't for that thing, the Wolf and the cabbage would be getting along just fine. 🙂

Anthony Nguyen81 said:😁
Last meal 😬

First you take the goat, then you come back empty, then you take the wolf, then bring the goat back, then take the cabbage. Then come back empty again, then finally take the goat across.
That’s 7 trips total, with 3 return trips where 2 were empty.

Honestly, you could just shoot the wolf and make some lamb with cabbage instead. 😬

ahaaaa, so it works on that "last shall be first" principle 🙂 guess I really should start reading the Bible. 🙂

Anthony Nguyen81 said:http://www.mathisfun.com/logic-puzzles/wolf-goat-cabbage.html

😬

Yeah, the goat should probably go first, but I see the issue 🤔 once I head back to the other side. Whether it's the wolf or the cabbage, while I'm grabbing item number three, they could just tear each other apart on the starting side for no reason 🤔. Honestly, ☕ I’d rather just feed the goat and leave it with the wolf so everyone's full and I have enough time to get out of there 🤔.

Anthony Nguyen81 said:Ever heard that old riddle about the wolf, the goat, and the cabbage? 😁

🤔 I have zero clue 🤷 how the goat turned the cabbage into a salad for the wolf, leaving him full and the goat totally fine. 🤔

Hey, can you explain this using something simple, like potatoes and carrots? 🕺 Just asking. If it’s too complicated for that, I'm out. 🙂

In the 21st century, there's nothing wrong with masturbating. Honestly, picking your nose is what's actually shameful. 😳

Wait, isn't that some kind of fancy specialized fish fork? 🤔

A boat, and a motorboat at that 🧐

Melissa Torres59 said:Shirley Quote 😁

bluebadger112 said:Shirley Quote

Man, 👋 🙂 🙂 I guess we can just call it a Shirley Quote 🥳

When are we heading to the Shirley Quote gala??? 👋

hiddennomad60 said:That's for the fireplace... though I can't for the life of me remember what it's called 🤣

The thing for the thing 🤣

What do you guys call this? 🙂Could it look like this or maybe like 🙂this
?

Kimberly Rodriguez51, when did you finally ditch the junk? 😲

You guys are getting a bit repetitive with these polls and Burritos 😳 there’s never a poll about breakfast casseroles 😳 or maybe some hearty grits 😳 I'd love to see one about stuffed cabbage rolls 😳 though, can you even make those vegetarian? 😳

Fortune! 🙂

circle, circle, circles🎉

Drew Ross2 said:Does every single topic really need its own dedicated thread? 🐔

Yeeeeeeees! 🎉 Welcome to the Offtopic lounge! 🎉

I find it interesting that this specific expression seems unique to certain regional dialects here in the States, since standard American English doesn't really have a direct equivalent for that exact motion 🥳 because, to my way of thinking, squeezing something is a completely different action than just blinking 🥳