Posts by Jamie Davis9

"One bird doesn't make a flock"
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Just kidding, my bad! 🙂 😁

What does the zoo director tell the rookie keeper when the crowds are already lining up and she still hasn't managed to wake up the star jaguar?
He tells her: "Be strong, girl."
It’s easiest to just cry.*

*From Remarque's 'All Quiet on the Western Front,' in case anyone hasn't actually read anything lately! )))
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Jason Mendoza said:Honestly, we should just replace those useless civics classes with a weekly Seinfeld seminar in high school, because at least then kids might actually learn how to navigate real life.

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Spot on.

Jerry Seinfeld 😛 ))

That episode where Jerry tries to convince Elaine that she actually managed to seduce Tolstoy's mistress:

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Honestly, every single morning on my commute to work and every evening on my way home through downtown Chicago, I’m met with the exact same thing:
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I mean, seriously, how does this even happen? How am I supposed to maintain any semblance of sanity when life keeps throwing this at me?!

Jamie Davis9 said:😲 😁

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I went into my local clinic this morning for a minor procedure under local anesthesia that was supposed to be a quick twenty-minute fix. Instead, it dragged on for nearly an hour because the incision had to go deep into the muscle, and since the numbing agent couldn't reach that far down via injection, they actually had to cut through part of it while I was wide awake.
Once it was finally over, the nurse—not even joking—told me most people wouldn't have been able to handle it and that I did an amazing job. She then suggested I lie down in the waiting room for about fifteen minutes just so they could monitor me and make sure I didn't pass out or anything. I told her there was absolutely no need for that; I just grabbed a taxi and headed straight home. Honestly, what can I say? I’m just built differently. 🙏 ))

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Drew Lewis2 said:Dammit! 🙂

Of course Gloria is 😁

meditation

Dammit! 🙂 😁

Do you realize what I just figured out? This whole thing is basically Rambo:

Jamie Davis9 said:<3 😁

remixed it like this:

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I'd bet my life that I'm the only one who actually caught onto this.☕

Well, good morning.
There’s honestly something quite therapeutic about an early morning drive across town with just the right music playing, especially when you're crossing the Golden Gate Bridge through a thick layer of fog; it’s just one of those perfect moments.

https://youtu.be/VP3Pb1cAy2c?list=OL...3QiIwT1F5dglmw

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placidseal20 said:rock n roll Nigger

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My father has this obsessive habit of scouring the internet for recipes and painstakingly transcribing them into notebooks; he’s already burned through five entire volumes, only to distill the absolute essentials into three fresh ones for him and my mother, while gifting those original five to my sister—and honestly, I have no idea why, but somehow I didn't end up with a single one of them. 🙏
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My apologies, I was just messing around a little bit 😁

Exactly. 🤷 )))

So, after barely making it through two days of work, I managed to come down with COVID, which effectively extended my holiday by another ten days—just enough time for this brutal sun to stop baking me alive during my commute through the sweltering streets of Los Angeles.

Anyway, ten days later, I can say with absolute certainty that we’re definitely going to survive long enough to see another birthday celebration.😁 Cheers! ))