Posts by Drew Ross2

Joshua Baker77 said:Every morning when I drop the kids off at daycare, it’s pure chaos—tears everywhere and them begging me to come back as soon as possible. But if I actually show up early to pick them up, then I get grilled about why I’m so early, since they apparently want to stay out longer to play.
Is this even normal? 😁

🤣
completely normal 😁

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:Sending my best to someone special. 😍
And I really ought to head back to the coast—more often than I currently do, I suppose.

What's on the menu today? 😁

That’s actually quite nice. 👍

Pasta with broccoli and ricotta. 👋

ironcobra13 said:Today I decided to attempt a dish I’ve never actually made before—wish me luck. It's called cottage cheese goulash, or basically just little cheese balls.

I'll hold you to that—if it actually turns out well, send over a photo. I'm curious to see what this dish is all about. 👋

Bingo, I was actually just thinking about lunch 😁

Edit: Why on earth are you so excited about getting back from the coast? 😲
Personally, I could stay away until the end of summer and not feel a single bit of regret 😁

So, who’s paired up—what's the word? 👋

Zachary Bennett said:No, I've already gone too far off the rails to start playing mentor. I’m a lost cause—just here to get in everyone's way.🥳

Good luck to those of you actually raising kids. You'll need it.👍

That's one way to look at it, I guess. But just because life dealt you a bad hand growing up doesn't mean you have to stay broken forever.😳

Zachary Bennett said:My old man treats us more like natural disasters than actual children. I guess he only has any affection for my youngest sister—the rest of us barely exist to him unless he needs a favor. We’re just your typical dysfunctional American family.☕

I suspect maybe 70% of American families are stuck in this cycle—mine included, unfortunately. But whatever, we have to rise above it and try to do better with our own kids.

Zachary Bennett said:🙂

I don't even know what a mother's hug feels like—not really. My late grandmother hugged me once, a long time ago, and that’s about all I have to go on.☕

My dad never hugged me either, so... what can I say? That's probably why I'm constantly hugging everyone else.😍

ironcobra13 said:You're making progress. Mathematically speaking, you're up by one.😍

Now if I could just manage to get laid, I'd be an absolute winner.😁

Zachary Bennett said:Thanks🙂

Aha—well, at least this explanation makes sense. At least you're being honest about it.☕

I don't have much trouble admitting when I'm being an idiot. 😁

ironcobra13 said:I remember when Taylor Swift first started. My god, what absolute garbage. It was just... pure trash.

ironcobra13, just so you know, I had a dream about sex last night.😁

Zachary Bennett said:Even my own mother can't stand me🕺

So why on earth do you people keep bringing them up? They're stupid, boring, and frankly, unattractive☕

Poor guy—here's some 🙂 and 😘

It's because we're all just a bunch of broken losers😁

Zachary Bennett said:It’s fascinating, really—how you women claim to have zero interest in any of our female singers or pop stars, or whatever we're calling them these days. You say you don't care about them. And yet, you’re constantly there, commenting on every single thing they post—tracking their every move, criticizing their every decision. It’s a strange paradox, I guess. Maybe psychiatrists should look into that particular brand of obsession.☕

What exactly would they want from me? I'm not their mother—I'm certainly not in a position to be providing that kind of affection. 😁

A snack? 😁

rapidtrucker78 said:I’m not really a fan of being ganged up on 😳

At least, not aggressively 😬
It feels a bit fake when it happens that way.

Personally, February is my favorite of all the unpleasant months—though I guess Andrea A. might give it a run for its money. ☕

What about Ella Dvornik? 😁

hiddennomad60 said:I wonder what some radical activist would say about this observation 🥳

...that he’s just a white, straight man in a position of power? 😁

rapidtrucker78 said:How much love can one week even hold? 😲

I'm disappointed. ☕

Someone's going to end up in the ER for this. 😲

briskbison55 said:If you put a pig in a crate with a standard latch, it stays there forever—but if you use that same mechanism on a hog, it’s free in thirty seconds.

Please, spare me.😁


They can even crack a fridge open too.😁



😁

ironcobra13 said:pure math logic.
If A equals B, and B equals C, then A must equal C.🤣

So, if you're tired, you can't sleep; if you can't sleep, you should be doing something; if you aren't doing anything, you won't be able to sleep. Therefore—mathematically speaking—being tired is the same thing as being unable to sleep.😍

🤣

Multiplication is always more fun than addition, I guess.😁

But I think I've already mastered that part.😁

briskbison55 said:I don't know—I was watching a documentary on octopuses earlier and I just don't have the stomach for it anymore.

briskbison55 has a heart.😲

ironcobra13, what kind of analogy is that even supposed to be? 😁 😁

ironcobra13, you should probably just head over to the pub—I think sex is pretty much your only topic of conversation there anyway. 😁

Timothy Turner5 said:Well, looks like the whole damn crowd 🤣
just send the Gremlin to a tent 😛

they won't 😁

ironcobra13 said:everyone is coupled up and nobody is practicing "sunshine"—sending you all my love, but man, what kind of times have we come to? 😍

you eat cookies, you don't practice them 😛