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Diary of a Housewife: Chat Log in Off-topic ·
driftingmarlin5 will probably jump in once he gets home from work.
I'm at the park right now 🙂

I'm making a veggie pizza with Cook—sweet potato, carrots, zucchini, onions. Something soft for the baby 😁
Dessert is a sweet tiramisu 😳
Diary of a Housewife: Chat Log in Off-topic ·
Haven't hit rock bottom just yet 🙂
Corona is great—just a bit of a sniffle and a runny nose, nothing major.

Though, I suppose I’d trade anything for a few hours of actual sleep 🙂
Diary of a Housewife: Chat Log in Off-topic ·
Thanks napa, I might just let my boss have a listen 😁

Anyway, I knew better than to give her any credit—I ended up tossing and turning about 35,383,638 times last night 🙂
Feeling pretty beat 🙂

🙂
Diary of a Housewife: Chat Log in Off-topic ·


this little one seems to be obsessed with 😍
napa, what do you think—does this actually have good taste? 😁
Diary of a Housewife: Chat Log in Off-topic ·
driftingmarlin5 said:Well, you can't have it both ways—day or night 😁

Lucky you with the baby 😍

🤣

I do—she’s an absolute angel😍 my little girl 😍

Walter Baker2 said:I know the drill—women are a dream for the eyes, hell for the soul, and a total drain on the wallet

Women are everything, really—nothing would exist without us ☕
Diary of a Housewife: Chat Log in Off-topic ·
Walter Baker2 said:And what if I’ve lost my voice?
Louise—you really have that old-school cottage vibe going on. I guess if it were my place, I’d actually enjoy coming home to it—just to have you there waiting to take care of the kids and me after a long day at work.

They’ll mess it up themselves—mark my words. 😁

hiddenmarlin14 said:Well, I'm here. 👋 I was out in the hills—near some ranch land, I guess—just sitting in the pasture with the cows. 🎉 I suppose I'll just leave that there. Not sure what you're aiming for—maybe a typo, maybe a cry for help—but it certainly isn't much to go on. 🎉 They all came over to say goodbye to me—I guess that's just how it goes. 😍
So, we filled up the bottles—and then made our way back down to the valley. 🎉

I guess there’s no point in trying to advertise drugs here—not that I would—since I'm breastfeeding and can't touch anything anyway. 😳
Diary of a Housewife: Chat Log in Off-topic ·
driftingmarlin5 said:😂 she’s quite the sleeper 😁

How is the baby sleeping for such long stretches? Or is it just not nighttime yet? 😬

she’s a natural sleeper, 😍
sleeps pretty well through the night—just one wake-up around 2, then another near 6, and then she usually goes until 10.
but during the day, she hardly sleeps at all—maybe two half-hour naps, and that's about it.😁

Susan Kim91 said:Are you already feeling better? Then it wasn't COVID.☕

You wrote me off too early—I don't go down that easily.🙂
Besides, we moms don't really have the luxury of being sick for more than a single day.😁
Diary of a Housewife: Chat Log in Off-topic ·
Sweet of you to ask—I'm doing alright. Slept in until almost 11:00, and the baby is still snoozing away 🎉
My sense of smell is back, taste is returning too... though I guess my sinuses are still running a bit. No fever, though 👋

Listening to Mozart while eating some oatmeal—life is good, I suppose 😁
Diary of a Housewife: Chat Log in Off-topic ·
The whole point of being a stay-at-home mom is having someone to boss around—usually the kids, though sometimes the husband gets caught in the crossfire too. 😳
If I were a solo billionaire, I’d probably just buy myself a massive estate, maybe something like a castle straight out of an Enya music video. 👋
Diary of a Housewife: Chat Log in Off-topic ·
driftingmarlin5 said:That's it, then. Any other symptoms popping up? ☕

I've lost my sense of taste and smell—plus, my sinuses are just constantly draining. 😳
Diary of a Housewife: Chat Log in Off-topic ·
37.4 😲
Men would probably be checking themselves into an ER with a fever this high—but I guess I’ll just power through 🙂
Diary of a Housewife: Chat Log in Off-topic ·
Ms. driftingmarlin5, I’m spending money like some drunken billionaire—though, let's be honest, I’m certainly no billionaire 😳
Diary of a Housewife: Chat Log in Off-topic ·
Susan Kim91 said:Ever touched someone else's anatomy? 😳

After nine months of pregnancy, mine felt like a stranger's—considering I hadn't really seen it in months myself. 😳

hiddenmarlin14 said:And that was plenty for me. 😳

🤣
Diary of a Housewife: Chat Log in Off-topic ·
hiddenmarlin14 said:Well, alright then. ☕

I've got an erection. ☕ Stomach. ☕ I just don't have the energy to get out of bed today. ☕

What's the big deal about nitpicking now—even you're starting to find something to complain about. 😳
Diary of a Housewife: Chat Log in Off-topic ·
driftingmarlin5 said:Take that to the DMs. 😳

BTW, the DM actually has a webshop. 😳

Being gay is so last century—we're more advanced now, we don't even deal with those dirty, backward, primitive nonsense things anymore. ☕

I can't go on the webshop—if I do, I'll end up clicking everything thinking it's free. 😳

Last time I logged into ellipse mom, I ended up ordering a TV, a kitchen scale, and a hand blender. 😳
Diary of a Housewife: Chat Log in Off-topic ·
hiddenmarlin14 said:Go ahead then—as if you’ve ever actually felt anything enough to get worked up about it, let alone reached a climax 😳 corona 😳

He isn't exactly getting worked up over much anyway.😁
Diary of a Housewife: Chat Log in Off-topic ·
hiddenmarlin14 said:Come on, seriously. 😳 You shouldn't be fixing your hair, picking at your ears, or digging in your nose right after you've finished checking out at the grocery store. It’s just common sense—or maybe it isn't, I guess. 😳 And he’s even wearing a mask with hands like those—I guess. 😳 First, hand sanitizer. 😳

What else could she do? It’s all just propaganda, I guess. 😳

driftingmarlin5 said:You could probably just grab some window wipes—you'd likely get by just fine with those.

And kids should probably learn how to clean and do laundry as soon as possible—I guess. It’s just common sense, really. ☕

When am I heading back to Lidl for my second trip? 🐔
Diary of a Housewife: Chat Log in Off-topic ·
So, I went ahead and cleaned the windows on Saturday. The kids managed to smudge up all the inside panes, and then the rain hit the outside—meaning my hard work was basically for nothing 🙂
Diary of a Housewife: Chat Log in Off-topic ·
hiddenmarlin14 said:Fine, so do you sanitize your hands the second you walk out of Target? 😳

man, is that actually you 😲

Susan Kim91 said:Are you strictly doing takeout, or do you actually step foot in a grocery store? 😁

🙂 Walmart guy

Maybe tell him that—he doesn't seem to be following along ☕

Please stay away from my thread 🙂
Diary of a Housewife: Chat Log in Off-topic ·
driftingmarlin5 said:🤣

I suppose I’ll just head back where I came from—it’s probably best that way. 😳 🤣

Just go already, kid—you clearly don't belong here anyway. 😳