Posts by Edward Howard2

Patrick Bailey4 said:Put Daniel Ricciardo's name on the list under Scams. ☕

Actually, let's be more specific: she's a master of the quadruple scam...

Maestro 6 managed to hold off both Kimi and Hulk in that opening lap 🙏

Shellov is a total mercenary 👋 he earned it though ☕

Ricciardo basically just showed everyone exactly what his role is going to be this season...
The scam is definitely happening this year—they'll have three drivers working together just to let him through...

Edward Howard2 said:We're all stoked to see Kimi Raikkonen finding that extra pace... because if he's moving like that, it means the maestro can potentially shave another six-tenths off his lap times. 🙂

Looks like I totally underestimated the maestro... 🙄

I honestly thought there was no way he’d pull more than six-tenths, but then look at him—the maestro is out there absolutely flying in a broken car, putting over a full second between himself and Kimi Raikkonen. 😂
That’s not even just a slap on the wrist anymore... that is a straight-up, total humiliation.

The maestro, driving a total wreck, just absolutely schooled that hired gun 🙏

It’s honestly such a joke how easy it is to snatch up titles when you’ve got paid mercenaries just sitting there, actively blocking the fastest driver on the grid.🙄

cosmiccyclist8 said:Hey man, any idea if there's gonna be a stream for qualifying?

Hopefully... 🤣 though we'll probably need one just to get through all those commercials... 🤣

jadeseal7 said:We really need to point out that Kimi Räikkönen was actually better than Fernando Alonso today. 😁 Just like how everyone was claiming he was slower last time...

Look, we're all stoked that Kimi is showing speed... because if he is, it means the Maestro can push even harder and find another six tenths. 🙂

Just the usual Lotus routine... got Komatsu on the monitors ☕

think that dust is actually gonna settle? 🍿

So... am I finally gonna let Lady Nica off the hook? 🍿

swifttiger75 said:The Apaches have passed. Spa-Francorchamps. They reached the camp. The chief just tosses the prisoners into the dust, tied up and helpless. Megan Jones3 He ordered everyone to take a break and grab some food. A massive bonfire was lighting up the faces of the hyped-up tribesmen celebrating their successful raid. Sitting down by the fire— Megan Jones3 He whispered something. Leslie EldridgeLook, this whole mess just unfolded right in front of the prisoners. After catching... ruggedfox28 He dragged him by the collar toward the totem and lashed him to a post. The guy was wounded. mobberzg i To be honest— They just stood there, helpless—trying to pick at the ropes around their wrists. While the drums started thumping, a few warriors began circling the totem, chanting to honor the power. Manitou...swinging those Tomahawks around.

In the meantime— rustycobra32 He was crawling toward the campfire with a few of the Apaches. I don't even know what I'm looking at here—just total gibberish. Is this some kind of joke? If you're trying to make a point, you missed. Try again when you actually have something to say. Bunch of thugs. Aleale He was standing guard—slowly losing the fight against sleep. Only a sharp noise from the valley would snap him back to attention, before his head just grew heavy again, searching for something to lean on.

Even as the Apaches were closing in, in... Tamburello I can't work with just "je." Give me something real to rewrite. Dmw He tore down the main street at a full gallop, dragging his prize along behind him. When he hit the front of the saloon, he just rode straight through the middle. Rtzuiop i graniteharbor502 Heading out into the night. pila He decided to make his move—racing across the rooftop, trying to leap to the next section. But the second he stepped on one of the planks, the whole thing snapped, and... pilaHe went crashing through the canopy and landed hard on the porch. Dazed—he reached for his Colt, but took a well-aimed blow from a rifle butt instead. RtuzuiopHe sent him straight to dreamland.
He'll be joining them soon— WayOut.

We’ll toss him in a cell, then catch the morning train to... Fort Pitstop"–" the sheriff said.
So, what are we actually going to do about this? Nico Rosberg"?" — he asked. graniteharbor502
"It's gonna be hard to get anything done tonight..." the sheriff muttered.
"By tomorrow morning, we might already be too late," he concluded. MAXYM dismounting the horse
"It's crazy to go out there—especially alone," he shot back. Rtzuiop
Yeah, probably should be. Fort Pitstop "Request military assistance," the sheriff added.
"Cowards!" — he snapped back. MAKYM Spitting on the ground before galloping his horse down the street.
What a joke... — he commented. WayOut
"I'm gonna head to the doctor and have them take a look at this..." the sheriff said, staring down at the wound.
"I'm just gonna toss this guy in a cell," someone chimed in. WayOut
"You two..." — the sheriff said, looking at his deputies.
"Nice work. Get some rest tonight..." he said—glancing over at the brothel where a small group of curious girls had gathered on the porch.

Looking at myself, Rtzuiop i graniteharbor502 They weren't exactly hiding their excitement over what the Sheriff had to say.
At that moment— Arciero A few more. The Endov People were just strolling down the street toward the train station. Meanwhile, on the other side... Felipe Massa I'm ready. Send over the text you want me to rework. Sergio Perez They just rolled into town.

It keeps going...

Man, Max Verstappen is a total character.🙂

Given everything going on in the country right now... it would honestly be pretty fitting if Meadow and Alicia K ended up in a sexual clinch together during the story... 😍

Megan Jones3 said:the guy only posted once, specifically on October 22, 2007—just a day after the redistribution—yet he somehow got banned on July 20, 2012, which is five years after his last single post. 😕

😕😕😕😕

Nah, he was actually permanently banned way back in 2007. He just logged into his account in 2012 to let us all know he's still kicking... 😍

Megan Jones3 said:I honestly can’t wrap my head around how someone manages to get banned five whole years after their last post went live.

Then again, who actually knows what kind of chaos they were stirring up in the private messages during those five years...

Maniac!😍😍

It's pretty hard for you and me to know what kind of crazy stuff that dude was doing back when we weren't even registered users yet 😁
but since the moderator at the time slapped him with a permanent ban, I'm betting he wasn't exactly being an angel... 🙂

swifttiger75 said:Sebastian Vettel, Daniel Ricciardo, Felipe Massa, Sergio Perez... all these new names entering the fray, and you guys actually think they're just random forum users!? 😂 😂 😂

Who knows—maybe when Fernando Alonso or Esteban Ocon show up, you'll finally catch on. 🤣

Well, I guess I'll just go scatter ashes over myself for failing to realize we were talking about drivers... 😁

graniteharbor502 said:🤣

Honestly, getting roasted like this is punishment enough for me... 😁

stormybadger8 said:Some cowboys are just straight-up invincible. 😍
Just wait until his sheriff buddy Niki Lauda shows up, then you'll see real hell.

I honestly thought this guy was buddies with him, not 🤣Niki Lauda
...
But hey, I guess in this wild West story, there’s always room for a "masterful driver" like that one... 😂

swifttiger75 said:Hearing the door click shut behind me—the very one I just walked out of. Jason Campbell70 All I could do was try to leap onto the neighbor's roof. That loud thud when I landed definitely drew some attention—not exactly my finest moment. Keith Rodriguez27 i graniteharbor502They went straight for the throat on this one—aiming right at... PitiThere were no real matches—just some useless chips of wood flying everywhere. I was just lying on my back, safe under cover. Piti He aimed right at the very window he jumped from. And the second that silhouette showed up— Kimi #1 He shot her cold-blooded. This guy reflexively fired a shot into the air—clutching his chest—before tumbling through the window and hitting the pavement outside. Just as he was about to sneak a glance back through the glass, a new silhouette appeared in the window frame. He fired toward the window again, but the bullet whizzed just a few inches past. Tyler Cruz32 He smashed her head, sending feathers flying from her plume everywhere. While those pink strands drifted through the air— Tyler Cruz32 Like a true lady—hand pressed to her forehead—she just collapsed right onto the floor.

"Damn... hell," he muttered. Jason Campbell70
- shadowstag10"Up there, on the roof—he was shouting!" graniteharbor502 friend
"It's ours!" the Sheriff shouted, scanning the area for a decent vantage point. Jason Campbell70
"Where is he?" he asked. shadowstag10 Peeking out from an alleyway.
"Right here, right above you on the roof," he shouted. graniteharbor502
"Sheriff, toss me the shotgun!" he barked, reaching for the short-barreled double-barrel. shadowstag10 From the Sheriff

The Sheriff stood up from his cover and threw his rifle hard toward... shadowstag10No, nothing lightning-fast. Piti He just popped out from under the overhang and caught the Sheriff right in the shoulder. graniteharbor502 He fired back with a few shots, but he was just too late. Keith Rodriguez27 He just stumbled in, clutching his wound, and burst through the saloon doors.

"Need some help, Sheriff?" he asked, dripping with sarcasm. Edward Howard2 Sitting at the table with her, all worked up— rustydrifter10
Deputy from Paddock Paddock "He's still in jail... go get him," the Sheriff said. Rain MAXYMIgnoring it— Edward Howard2
Bha-ha-ha-haa — he burst out laughing. Rain
"Me?" — he asked, pointing at himself.
"And then I'll just go running... Bha-ha-ha-haa!" — he said, laughing like he actually meant it. Rain
"I'll do it!" she declared. rustydrifter10 Bolting toward the exit.
"Wait..."—she called out to him. Edward Howard2But this one was already out on the street.

In the meantime— mazgoon He was processing it. Wayout In jail, telling him the whole thing was just one big misunderstanding. Way He was wound tight from all that heavy gunfire—eventually, he just snapped.

"Alright, alright, but you're coming with me—and unarmed," he added. Way Unlocking the cell.
"I'll be waiting for you outside..." he said. mazgoon lighting up a cigarette
"Count me in—just let me grab my rifle first," he shot back. Way

He ran out to the city. mazgoon He puffed on two cigarettes while watching everything go down on the street.
At that exact moment, something came rushing up behind him— dmw At full gallop. Turning around, mazgoon He barely had time to drop the cigarette from his mouth before... dmw Took him out with a tomahawk to the head—sent him straight to the eternal hunting grounds.
rustydrifter10 As soon as she spotted the rider closing in, she started waving her arms like crazy, screaming for help. Dmw He just nodded at her—one hand steadying himself by his chin—before grabbing her with the other and swinging her right over the saddle.

It keeps going...

There it is... just when things were finally starting to pick up, we're back to being miles away from any kind of sexy scene. I mean, seriously, what's with this whole kidnapping Madam Nicin thing right now? Talk about terrible timing. 😠🤣

I’m calling on everyone to just toss this section into the story right now... 😁

After saving Nicin's calls for help, Edward Howard2 stepped out of the saloon just in time to spot an Apache riding hard out of town, staying well out of reach of his lethal Colts. Edward Howard2 just calmly turned the other way and strolled right into the local family gun shop run by the Plavac and Seljačina brothers.
Hey, what's up, buddy? Say hi to Edward Howard2 for me!
"Nothing much... looks like we're cleaning up some dead weight today... ammo's flying fast... but hey, that's just good business," says the local farmer.
By that point, the Apache had already zoomed ahead by about 500 yards...
Max scans the aisles of the shop before speaking up: "Hey, hand me that Whitwort sitting there gathering dust on the wall. I'll pay you once I've checked to see if it actually works."
By that point, William Bennett53 had drifted about a mile outside the city limits and finally eased off the gas once he realized nobody was tailing him...
Max clears the dust out of his rifle, slides a round into the chamber, and steps out onto the street. Leaning his weapon against a nearby lamp post, Max eyes the silhouette of William Bennett53, who’s already drifted about a mile away from the city limits... and mutters under his breath: "Not gonna happen, outlaw."
After a few seconds of dead silence, a gunshot rings out. A moment later, an Apache falls from his horse like he’s been cut down.
graniteharbor502 and shadowstag10 caught sight of that hit and just stared at each other in pure shock, totally unable to believe what they were seeing...
Max hopped on a white horse that was tied up nearby and headed straight for Madam Nicin.
Mrs. rustydrifter10 was clearly shaken up by everything that went down. She just couldn't pull herself together. As soon as he reached her, fast Edward Howard2 hopped down from his white horse, and Mrs. rustydrifter10 just threw her arms around him, sobbing, "Ooooh, Max..."
Edward Howard2 then just calmly replied, "I told you guys you're safe with me... come on... I'm taking you to bed so you can get some rest..."

😁

swifttiger75 said:Stepping out onto the saloon porch, John Doe met John Doe's stare. With a sudden, cat-like agility, he lunged into the street, rolled, popped back up, and sprinted full tilt toward John Doe's brothel. John Doe burst through the doors with the sheriff and shadowstag10 hot on his heels. The End Co.'s crowd exchanged confused glances for a split second before erupting into delirious laughter. Saw was already at the brothel entrance when John Doe fired—but the bullet just bit into the wooden wall. John Doe screamed, sprinting back toward the saloon. Once inside the brothel, John Doe drew his Colt and headed for the stairs. Hearing the shot, Kimi#1 pulled his pistols and ran toward the building. John Doe approached the exit, watching the chaos unfold. With an ironic smirk, he turned to the crowd, gesturing for them to move toward Microsoft. However, Edward Howard2 was already standing on the steps, Colts in hand.

- It’s hardly polite to make such a racket. You're insulting me as a guest of your town... - he began.
- So, I’ll ask you nicely to vacate the saloon—with a decent compensation, of course. - he finished, pausing on the third step.
- Ha... ha-ha-ha!!! - John Doe was the first to laugh, and then the rest joined in.
- You, since you started laughing first... you're my first target. - Edward Howard2 said coldly, leveling his pistol at John Doe.
- Then those two standing, and then the ones sitting, because they'll take a little longer to go down... - he continued, pointing his gun at every single target he mentioned.
- Finally, I'll leave the guy in the corner by the piano, Unknown. He might have enough time to fire back... but by then, he'll probably have wet himself from fear, so even if he does shoot, he'll surely miss... - Edward Howard2 concluded his speech while staring at the stunned faces of The End Co.'s people
. - Still... if any of you is smart enough to head for the door, I promise I won't shoot you in the back. And... bartender, I suggest you duck. - he added, simultaneously cocking his revolvers.
- Tell your mother to duck! - Rain snapped.

For a moment or two, everyone just stared. Then, a gunshot from outside triggered a chain reaction. Bang, bang, bang... bang, bang, bang, bang... bang... pew, bang!

The gunfire from the saloon caught John Doe


To be continued...

swifttiger75 said:Hearing the door click shut behind me—the very one I just walked out of. Jason Campbell70 All I could do was try to leap onto the neighbor's roof. That loud thud when I landed definitely drew some attention—not exactly my finest moment. Keith Rodriguez27 i graniteharbor502They went straight for the throat on this one—aiming right at... PitiThere were no real matches—just some useless chips of wood flying everywhere. I was just lying on my back, safe under cover. Piti He aimed right at the very window he jumped from. And the second that silhouette showed up— Kimi #1 He shot her cold-blooded. This guy reflexively fired a shot into the air—clutching his chest—before tumbling through the window and hitting the pavement outside. Just as he was about to sneak a glance back through the glass, a new silhouette appeared in the window frame. He fired toward the window again, but the bullet whizzed just a few inches past. Tyler Cruz32 He smashed her head, sending feathers flying from her plume everywhere. While those pink strands drifted through the air— Tyler Cruz32 Like a true lady—hand pressed to her forehead—she just collapsed right onto the floor.

"Damn... hell," he muttered. Jason Campbell70
- shadowstag10"Up there, on the roof—he was shouting!" graniteharbor502 friend
"It's ours!" the Sheriff shouted, scanning the area for a decent vantage point. Jason Campbell70
"Where is he?" he asked. shadowstag10 Peeking out from an alleyway.
"Right here, right above you on the roof," he shouted. graniteharbor502
"Sheriff, toss me the shotgun!" he barked, reaching for the short-barreled double-barrel. shadowstag10 From the Sheriff

The Sheriff stood up from his cover and threw his rifle hard toward... shadowstag10No, nothing lightning-fast. Piti He just popped out from under the overhang and caught the Sheriff right in the shoulder. graniteharbor502 He fired back with a few shots, but he was just too late. Keith Rodriguez27 He just stumbled in, clutching his wound, and burst through the saloon doors.

"Need some help, Sheriff?" he asked, dripping with sarcasm. Edward Howard2 Sitting at the table with her, all worked up— rustydrifter10
Deputy from Paddock Paddock "He's still in jail... go get him," the Sheriff said. Rain MAXYMIgnoring it— Edward Howard2
Bha-ha-ha-haa — he burst out laughing. Rain
"Me?" — he asked, pointing at himself.
"And then I'll just go running... Bha-ha-ha-haa!" — he said, laughing like he actually meant it. Rain
"I'll do it!" she declared. rustydrifter10 Bolting toward the exit.
"Wait..."—she called out to him. Edward Howard2But this one was already out on the street.

In the meantime— mazgoon He was processing it. Wayout In jail, telling him the whole thing was just one big misunderstanding. Way He was wound tight from all that heavy gunfire—eventually, he just snapped.

"Alright, alright, but you're coming with me—and unarmed," he added. Way Unlocking the cell.
"I'll be waiting for you outside..." he said. mazgoon lighting up a cigarette
"Count me in—just let me grab my rifle first," he shot back. Way

He ran out to the city. mazgoon He puffed on two cigarettes while watching everything go down on the street.
At that exact moment, something came rushing up behind him— dmw At full gallop. Turning around, mazgoon He barely had time to drop the cigarette from his mouth before... dmw Took him out with a tomahawk to the head—sent him straight to the eternal hunting grounds.
rustydrifter10 As soon as she spotted the rider closing in, she started waving her arms like crazy, screaming for help. Dmw He just nodded at her—one hand steadying himself by his chin—before grabbing her with the other and swinging her right over the saddle.

It keeps going...

Alright, I honestly think it’s about time you brought in a carpenter to fix all the damage graniteharbor502 and his crew are doing to these buildings... 🤣😁

rustydrifter10 said:I truly believe I’m on friendly terms with them, too—I mean, they have absolutely no reason to hold a grudge against me. Most of them are just dedicated family men who are married and spend their Sunday mornings heading to church. 😳

Only the absolute best in my establishment. 🥳

They’re seriously trying to sell me on the fastest gunslinger in the West. Honestly, it gives me major Clint Eastwood vibes. 😍 To be honest, I wasn't even thinking about myself when I made him that offer:

And even he went on to say that he’d pick someone else entirely!

The only thing missing from her story, at least for now, is that little bit of mystery. At Tempo, it's all up to how he decides to spin the narrative. 😍

Man, I was just going along with what you said about keeping business and pleasure separate... little did I know you were cooking up a whole romance novel for us (fingers crossed!) that has absolutely nothing to do with your professional life. 😍
I should've known right off the bat that you'd play it cool, like a total class act. You keep up that composed vibe so people don't think it's easy to get close to you—they've gotta put in a little work first, right? 😁

Tyler Cruz32 said:No. 🙂
You previously told me I was being soft.
🙂

In any case, my heart belongs to Dorian 😍, and now both he and Jason Campbell are attempting to slight me. There are far too many suitors this time around.

It might be best if you got back to work and continued your pursuit of Madam rustydrifter10. Go steal her away from Edward Howard2.
I recall how sweetly you used to compliment her on wearing a wig after her hair fell out from syphilis. So, it seems her locks actually did catch your eye after all. 😁

🙂

They are trying to push the fastest gunslinger on me. It reminds me slightly of Clint Eastwood. Though, I wasn't thinking of myself when I offered him this:

One should always consider others first; altruism is always at its peak. 🙂

And he even said he would prefer someone else:

Well.
Who else actually follows what men say?
One should simply take whatever feels... powerful. 😬

I have the impression that Megan Jones3 can hardly wait to hand you that gorgeous wig with those honey-brown strands and reddish highlights. 😍

🙂

Megan Jones3 said:Regarding Tempo, I’m not quite sure what role you’ve assigned to Gilbert—it’s true the guy vanished without a trace, but then again, Rain disappeared too, so he’s still part of the story if you think about it.

BTW, where did that guy actually disappear to??? He used to be one of the most active members on this forum back in the day.

🤣 😁

swifttiger75 said:The Apache rode toward the camp, hauling their war booty with them. Meanwhile, a smaller group headed out toward... Eau Rouge, dmw He was howling towards... TamburelIn an attempt to reclaim his lost honor, the chief decided— Megan Jones3 Bring home the trophy that restores his reputation and earns him glory within the tribe.

A u TamburelA single silhouette was wandering down the alleyway behind the saloon. Drew Bennett68 He edged away slowly, leaning against the walls and clutching his stomach. By the time he reached the casino entrance, he just collapsed right at the table where the boss was sitting. The End He wasted his time playing poker. After sobering up a bit from a drink, he gave a quick rundown of how things went down at the saloon.

So that's how it is... — he said, sounding pretty deep in thought. The End
"Just give me a few guys and I'll take that bastard down," he offered. Arciero
"Nah... we aren't going to charge..." he replied—already busy mapping out a new plan in his head.
"I've got a guy for this..." — he added, without missing a beat.
"Let's do this!" he said, grabbing a pen and some paper.
- Arciero Grab two guys and get this telegram sent from the train station—he told the young gunslinger while handing him a folded slip of paper.
"And stay away from trouble..." he added, watching the group shuffle out of the casino.

Uspeti Arciero He opened the note after reading the Telegram message. It said: Be there tomorrow at noon. Tamburel STOP Say it. Sebastian Vettel It is. Edward Howard2 In the city, let STOP take the lead. Ricciard stop STOP

Nothing more, nothing less. finger Personally... — he muttered. Arciero Tucking that little slip back into my pocket.
Jihaaa! — he yelled, heading straight for the train station.

In the meantime— Piti He was wandering through the upper floors of a brothel, looking for an exit and trying to make sense of his own mess. He burst into one of the rooms and stumbled right upon someone absolutely stunning. Tyler Cruz32 She was watching everything unfold from the window. He walked up to the confused beauty and slipped a few dollars into her pink corset—where two aggressive triplets were practically spilling out. "Just a little something," he said, stepping one foot out the door. He paused for a second, then turned his head back inside to pull the bewildered girl toward him. Tyler Cruz32It ended with a kiss—bold enough to be daring, yet smooth enough to leave a taste behind—as they finally stepped outside. Tyler Cruz32 I stood by the window for a while longer—just trying to reel in the sheer force of everything hitting me at once.

A few miles south, the duo was crossing the US border—hauling a massive haul from a looted bank in saddlebags. Sergio Perez i Felipe They were driving toward... Tamburel

It continues...

So... is everyone else jumping in on this too? Howdy! So, we're talking about life in prison now? Seriously? 🤔 😁

swifttiger75 said:After some superhuman effort, the folks in Paddock managed to get the fire under control. Not much left of Paskaneman's saloon F1, but everyone was relieved to have won the fight against the flames.
As the celebration spread down the muddy street, Sheriff Dorian and his crew arrived at the stables. Saddling up, the group headed toward the nearby ranch owned by retired Sheriff Sep. After galloping off, they quickly vanished into the night.

- We'll be safe at Sep's ranch, then I'm heading out for Tamburel at first light. - Dorian told his companions.
- I'm coming with you. - Patagonia chimed in, but the Sheriff just met her with silence.
- One of you three needs to head to the old mine and catch the train leaving Tamburel tomorrow morning. - the Sheriff laid out his plan.
- I can do it! - Nathan Jones98 volunteered.
- Only if I'm there to watch your back. - Clark interjected.
- And where are you sending them, Sheriff? - 4season asked.
- To Fort Pitstop! - the Sheriff snapped back.
- We'll talk details once we hit the ranch! - he added, patting his horse.

While SuKki and the others were putting out the last embers, they started speculating about what happened to the Sheriff and the guys from the saloon.

- If they burned up, I want their bones! - SuKki barked at the crowd.
- What if they slipped out the back? - coastaldrifter6 suggested reasonably.
- Then you'll find them, even if you have to turn over every single stone in the desert. - SuKki yelled, barely keeping her temper in check.
- That won't be necessary. - josip presvetli said, approaching the group.
- They just walked out of town... headed for Sep's ranch. - he added.
- Was maminho with them? - SuKki asked.
- I don't know, there were five or six of them, and it was dark... - josip presvetli replied, shrugging helplessly.
- We'll find out at dawn! - SuKki hissed through her teeth.
- But how can one woman decide all this... it's like Eva deciding an apple is... - presvetli started, but SuKki cut him off, grabbing him by the collar and pulling him close.
- Because I've just been appointed the new Sheriff, and these people here are my new deputies... - she spat, explaining.presvetli
- And if I want to officially take the title, I have to bury the old one... - she continued.
- So presvetli you're coming with us tomorrow... clear? - she finished.
- Y... y... yes, clear! - presvetli stammered, nodding.
- Rosi, coastaldrifter6, Mirko_M... you're the new deputies... - she shouted, firing a shot into the air.

The rest joined in with a loud volley of gunfire, thrilled by the turn of events, filling the main street of Paddock with fresh smoke.

Meanwhile, back in Tamburel , the drama continues at Madam rustydrifter10's brothel. Kimi #1 rushed inside without a second thought, ignoring the Sheriff and graniteharbor502's orders to stay back. shadowstag10 headed for the back entrance, while Rain MAXYM and rustydrifter10 watched the scene unfold from the saloon's porch. Sensing the right moment to make a move, Edward Howard2 slowly slid his hand onto Nicin's bare shoulder.

- You're safe with me... Madam. - he said in a calm, steady voice.
- Bahhh... - Rain muttered, heading back into the saloon.

Looking at the chaos and the motionless bodies, Rain paused for a second, muttering something into his beard...

- 1... 3, 4... 7... 7... weren't there 8 of these troublemakers? - Rain asked Edward Howard2 while scanning the room.

To be continued...

I gotta admit, I am pleasantly surprised by how this is playing out... 😍

I'm eagerly waiting for the next chapter, where I fully expect ma'am rustydrifter10 to buckle under the undeniable charm of the lightning-fast Edward Howard2... 🙂

Jason Campbell70 said:As for me, I'm busy running away from graniteharbor502.

Jason Campbell70 said:Honestly, I think my mom could turn that around. 😁

I’d much rather be dealing with SEO than this bullshit... 😁

Don't be like that... 🙂 You're gonna go and piss off graniteharbor502, and then the guy’s just gonna start aiming his pistol at you again... only to miss and hit the wall instead. 😁 Wall... 😂

rustydrifter10 said:Go ahead and pick any lady you want, the choice is yours. 🥳

ooo thanks, ma'am... 🙏

I think I'll go with tennis pro Alice K 😁

graniteharbor502 said:My dear, slightly obsessed friend, you really can't seem to get graniteharbor502 out of your mouth, can you? Honestly, leave me be.

What's up? 😁 Did you lose your mind a little bit when you saw how Edward Howard2 absolutely shredded that number eight in their matchup? Now you’re sitting there wondering if you actually made the right call sticking around with Tamburel. 😂

rustycobra32 said:Just wait until those Apaches show up... they'll probably clear out fast enough once we start waving Tomahawks around...🤣🤣

@templarski: have you thought about using rubber pellets instead of real bullets? Maybe some characters could actually make a comeback after a while...

Man, what kind of absolute junk tires are these? Seriously, Max isn't even losing grip on the turns. 🤣