Posts by Samuel Wood3

Ryan Alvarez30 said:Hi,

So, here's my question: where can I go in Washington, D.C. to get a THC urine test?

The thing is, I don't just need a quick test—I actually need official documentation proving I tested negative.

I did some digging online and found a clinic over in the suburbs that offered it for $17, which sounded perfect. So, I headed over there to check it out. Of course, they don't do that anymore... their website info is two years old, and now they only offer a 10-drug panel for $117... since I probably need to test at least 3 or 4 times, that's just way too expensive for me.

Any help? 😉 Thanks in advance.

Try asking at the psychiatry clinic over in Vineyard—it’s that little house up on the hill where all the alcoholics and junkies head. You just pee in a cup, and someone tests it with something like litmus paper and boom! A friend of mine went there for a urine test after he wiped out on some grass, and I tagged along once, so I know the spot. I'm not sure how it works for private testing, but you might as well ask—nothing to lose. I actually just messaged him on Facebook to double-check; his doctor's name was Zdunić.

I noticed that 6th graders have been getting vaccinated since 1999. But did they actually catch up with us later on—or were we just skipped entirely? If I wanted to get vaccinated now, what’s the cost looking like and who should I reach out to? Thanks.

I was born in '84—the last time I remember getting any shots was back in high school, you know, leaving those nasty little scars on your shoulder. I know they've been systematically vaccinating against Hepatitis B for the last few years, but I can't quite remember when that started. Does anyone know? I'm just trying to figure out if I actually caught that one or not. Thanks.

A little... I’ve always done it this way—whenever the mess appeared, I’d just use that little plastic spatula you get in the lid to scoop a bit up. Or, if you really wanted to be efficient, you could just grab a glass and scoop from there. Once, a friend—mostly just to mess with me, honestly—brought over a whole jar of it in an empty pickle jar😁