Posts by Jacob Wilson50

Congress said:we move faster than a jet ski on caffeine

Man, what a disaster.

Man, even my girls on the women's basketball team would've put up better numbers than this

Unbelievable
Only 2 goals in 25 minutes... what a joke.

I honestly can't watch this anymore. I feel like I aged five years in the last 15 minutes.

frozentiger6 said:Come on, just dig deep already, for crying out loud, show some heart!

frozentiger6, don't hold your breath—just go ahead and start a thread for third place.

Mr. Nickname said:If their goalie hadn't been having the game of his life, we would've absolutely crushed them given all those chances we had!

So I'm looking at the stats here...
The guy pulled off a 49% save rate
43 shots faced, 21 saves made.
🙏

Meanwhile, our keepers: 38 shots faced and only managed 9 saves. Unbelievable. 🆙

Nipple Twister said:I’m putting at least $33 on whoever plays against us tomorrow—it's a lock.😁

If I had just put my money on the French, maybe I'd actually have something to celebrate right now instead of being out fifty bucks.

I tried vacuuming the house to calm my nerves, but then the vacuum got stuck under the table, and I ended up losing my mind, yanking it so hard I knocked over the ashtray and ripped the cord straight out of the wall.
Now I'm left with:
-no money
-no vacuum
-an even messier house
:2up:

Seriously, it’s like they’re operating on an all-or-nothing switch here.
There isn't even a middle ground.

Aaron Gonzalez6 said:Oh, please... I’m about to grab an axe, head out to the barn, and sacrifice a calf to the gods of basketball just to prove a point.

Man, you are something else. For the gods of handball, you're basically just a 650-pound piglet. 😛

If the other guys manage to snag the gold, I’m officially throwing in the towel. Though, honestly, what am I even giving up? I don't have anything to lose. 🙂
😛

By the way, I’ve got a hunch Lackey’s gonna bag the first three goals.

Vanessa said:Our players always find a way to blame the Judge. When Keeling tucks the ball into an impossible corner, suddenly it’s the defense's fault, or the goalie's, or Solomon was out of position—anything but admitting Keeling is just a damn magician.

Give me a break, Bo.

😬
Why does everyone always come for you, you total pessimist? 😛

Serse_Cosmi Carol Harris64 said:14.15? Is this some kind of joke? 🤣

It’s basically designed to be a deliberate collection of curses.
Turns out I wasn't crazy after all. It wasn't a mistake. 😢

http://www.euro06.com/CMS_Files/711_...84&roundType=F

New York Feb 04 2006 11:45 USA vs. Russia at Madison Square Garden
New York Feb 04 2006 14:15 1/2 USA - America Madison Square Garden
New York Feb 04 2006 17:00 1/2 USA - Madison Square Garden

By the way, a daytime slot works perfectly for me.

I’d actually prefer if he hadn't even stepped onto the field
That damn coach couldn't defend a single play; we let in seven goals in ten minutes
🙂What a joke

Yeah, they basically 🙂ran aground on nothing
.

absolute chaos
tooooooooooooooooooooooo

Seriously, what is going on? Is everyone just outside playing games right now? 6 goals in 4 minutes straight. And 3 of them were screamers.
🙏🙏🙏

Adam Wright56 said:Alright... I don't know about you guys, but I've got this nagging feeling that both our team and the Srbogorac crew are playing way too relaxed. Is it possible they actually cut a deal before the game just to end it like this???

Anyway... DAMN YOU, LINO, YOU IDIOT! WHY WOULD YOU BENCH THE STAR AND PUT IN THAT TOTAL HOLE BLAZIC!!!!!!!!111111 😠 🙂 🙂

And it’s still tied—because it’s always the same story, one for them, one for us... 🙄

As for the government, honestly, screw the whole lot of them. 😬

Paul Lopez49 said:Man, just like that old song, God bless America 🙂

And then there's Škoro:
SACRED
Times have changed so much that brother is betraying brother.
We're being screwed over by the low-level employees of even worse bosses.
Every single lie feels like a thorn in my ancestors' crown.
And where can you find the truth?
There aren't enough words, gifts, or songs
To hide my pain or my memories.
They hand out gold, while sweet-talking you right out of your soul.
Like a knife in the dark.
Who's calling out my name now?
Strange people with strange names.
Cursing everything I hold sacred:
faith, love, and my homeland.

Lisa Adams said:It's down there.
Down there, guys. Everywhere.

I’ll probably just head to my OBGYN so you guys don't have to deal with me 😁, which is fine, but I can't right now because I'm actually out swimming.😁

It isn't a pimple, there's no pus, it's not an ingrown hair—it's just a little lump of skin, not even a growth, just a bump.
And it hurts if I touch it.

It's on the left side near the opening of the 🙂

😁

So, I'm dying to know what this could be.

Could it be a Bartholin's cyst? What do you all think?

Honestly, I have no clue what that gland is.
But I've had painful bumps like that before; they usually last a few days and then just vanish.
Probably just an ingrown hair.
No big deal.

PS: I once thought a lump was my breast, too.

Edit: Just realized everything is totally fine now.👍

mellowridge said:My periods are usually super regular, so there's probably zero chance I'm pregnant, but I just really needed to vent to someone about it.

If you're on the last day of your period, you're almost certainly fine,

but seriously, have you thought about getting some more reliable birth control?

God, when I read these stories, I honestly start praying for strength.
Even back when I was dealing with my period, I didn't have much pain—maybe once or twice a year at most.

And now? Not a single ache.🎉

Kenneth Hernandez67 said:Someone told me they know how to handle a fight, and suddenly my whole body just started aching.😁

But first you gotta ask: "Are we talking about actual action, or are you just all TALK?"🙂 " 😉