jadeorca42 said:Wait, since when is Britney Spears any more attractive than Al Capone's widow? Have you ever actually seen Britney from like, two feet away? Her skin looks as wrinkled as a dried raisin, she's got those little cracks at the corners of her mouth, and her chest is sagging like overripe figs—though I guess they're still holding things up with some kind of structural support under the bra. Celine Dion is easily the queen of the scene compared to her!
But whatever, forget both of them. They're both washed up—honestly, they've put more miles on them than my old Yugo 45. There are plenty of better women out there in Mexico anyway. Milica Majstorović, for instance...
I saw Whitney Houston live in Miami about 15 years ago; she was sitting maybe four or five feet from me. That was back when she was younger and looked more natural.
She was tiny, skinny, with a huge nose and a big head, and those awkward little shoulders.
She was there with Al Capone and his crew.
And him—he was small and scrawny, looked more like a local bartender or a butcher than some kind of legendary outlaw.
Believe me, Severina makes Whitney look like a goddess.