Posts by Megan Reed

a thefutureembrace? Have you actually listened to who they are? I haven't. Honestly, it scares me. 😳 😁

Eh, I think it’s about time we dug this thread back up. 😬

Over at www.smashingpumpkins.com, they just dropped this news:

"it's official, the smashing pumpkins are currently writing songs for their upcoming album, their first since 2000. no release date has yet been set, but the band plans to begin recording this summer." 😍

And considering how Billy Corgan was talking last year about wanting to get the band back together...

What are your thoughts?

Sorry to jump in out of nowhere, but I wanted to ask something:

chronic lymphocytic thyroiditis ~ is that basically Hashimoto's? 😕

That’s what it says on my lab results [from about 4 years ago 😬]. My TSH was high back then and my antibodies came back positive. Every time I went in for a checkup, my levels were technically euthyroid, but it's been a really long time since my last follow-up.. 😳

Honestly, if I were in charge, I’d demand they sign a waiver stating they won't even touch someone else's blood if things ever get desperate. 🙂

cyanide said:Everyone, listen up... sign a waiver right now stating you won't let anyone touch your internal organs!

Yeah, sure, "internal organs." 🙄

So, what, you think you're going to wake up one day in a bathtub full of ice only to realize your kidney is missing? 👏 Honestly, I'm fine with it, even if there were some kind of organ snatching spree happening on the streets of Chicago... ☕[which isn't happening]. If anything, I'd sign a document right this second saying I don't want your organs either, just so you could sleep better at night. Who knows? Maybe someone doesn't actually want to help another person stay alive after they've passed away, right? 👎

*And the odds of that actually happening are about the same as an asteroid hitting the States. Like, right now.

There are definitely some clever moments in the sequel, but as a whole, it just doesn't hit me quite like the first one did.

Honestly, I don't think the sequel holds a candle to the original.

John Thomas2 said:Yasmin contains some kind of substance that people always write about (verified, I know 😁) and it really does reduce cellulite.

Drospirenone? 🤔

Drospirenone is a newer, synthetic progestagen with unique properties—for instance, it can help prevent the body from retaining excess water.

redhawk76, do you happen to know someone named Arslan?😬

Ugh, and then I actually ate some chocolate that one of my patients brought in for the doctor I was shadowing during my internship. Ugh, just gross. I guess I’m just bad to the bone. 😳 😳 😳

See how they're corrupting me? 😬

🤣

Mango said:It’s almost as if there’s this unspoken rule that doctors have to be these socially awkward, disheveled types with thick glasses—basically people who lack any interest in life outside of their textbooks and their patients. As if being unattractive or out of shape is some kind of prerequisite for being a good physician.

Man, if only. At least then I wouldn't be getting distracted every five seconds. Those guys from my college. 😍 😳

Susan Martin24 said:And I don't feel a single shred of regret. 😬

Look, I’m telling you, it wasn't me either. 🙂

Mango said:Maybe that neighbor got his hands on some kickback from a big pharma company.

Oh, right—it just hit me that they’ve already tried to bribe me. 😲

Back when I was doing my internship, a representative from a big pharmaceutical company dropped by and handed me a notepad, a pen, and a little compact mirror. 😳 😳 😳 I really should have known better. 🙂 It’s basically just self-sabotage.

jadesailor14 said:Man, whatever happened to the good old days when you could just walk into a doctor's office without a mountain of paperwork and red tape? 😬

Look, ever since this whole madness started sweeping through the country... 🙂 😁

Like, take this for example.

man said:Maybe one day, way down the road, once scientists actually figure out how to prove paternity through DNA testing...

Until then, I guess we’ll just have to rely on that classic method of comparing the shape of the father's seashell to the child's.*

*That was something a professor mentioned during a lecture once. 😎 😬

Sophia Martinez65 said:By the way, I always pulled a C in math. 🙂

Same here. 🥳 😁

Honestly, I think you’d be better off reading this instead of relying on the old Hippocratic Oath: