Robert Kim44 said:Good grief, I can't even remember the last time I stumbled upon this much absolute garbage all in one place. Honestly, bravo! 🙏 🙏 🙏
I have to give it to you, your writing style is solid, but man, you completely missed the mark on this one. 🙏
Look, I’m telling you right now, you clearly don't know the first thing about real music. Your peak probably tops out at Britney Spears. Honestly, you can look at my handle and my avatar with all the disgust you want—just make sure you have a trash can nearby so you don't accidentally vomit from the sheer level of revulsion you're feeling. 😁
Look, Prika, you’re clearly suffering from that syndrome where you can only digest simple, cookie-cutter pop structures. I’m not saying that to be condescending or look down on you, but it’s just how most people work. When you’ve spent your whole life surrounded by the same predictable patterns, you start expecting them every single time. Then, the second you encounter something that doesn't follow those basic rules, you just toss it aside as if it's somehow "wrong."
Jazz is an incredibly broad term. Honestly, I’m right there with you on the whole snobbery thing—it absolutely nauseates me when people try to brand jazz as this high-brow music for some pseudo-elite crowd that doesn't know the first thing about actual music. It’s always the same scene: some pretentious jerk shows up to a poolside lounge in Miami, acting like they're sophisticated while listening to endless, boring, stereotypical jazz ballads that have zero soul. 🤮 I have a massive bone to pick with this, mostly because those people who only listen to jazz when they’re dealing with a bout of food poisoning end up having a completely warped perception of what the genre actually is. It’s that same crowd you see swarming around some overpriced table at a high-end gala, where two hundred snobs in tuxedos and evening gowns are just sitting there looking down their noses. $167 That's just disgusting. Honestly, give me a break.
Look, I’ve already said this: "jazz" is such a massive, sweeping term that the subgenres are worlds apart. Most people listen to it through the rhythm—that’s the heartbeat of everything. Once you actually lock into the rhythm first, then everything else starts to make sense. But most listeners? They just latch onto a trumpet line or a sax riff and completely miss the actual structure of what’s happening. They don't even realize what they're listening to. There's this tired stereotype that jazz is just "chill" background music, but for me, it’s the exact opposite. It hits me with this intense, moving energy that makes it almost impossible to sit still while listening, especially when the arrangements get complex. 😬
When it comes to *Kind of Blue*, I’ll admit it’s probably overrated and played out, but that doesn't mean it's bad, hollow, or depressing. On the surface, it feels light and slow—someone used to high-strung, frantic rhythms might find it sounds anemic—but that’s only if you approach it with impatience or preconceived notions. Honestly, maybe you need to be high just to actually perceive what's happening on that record. You're probably too wound up and restless to actually listen to the music instead of just projecting whatever you want to hear onto it. 😬
Funny enough, I also happened to be listening to this for the first time when I was stuck in a nasty depression. But for me, it worked in the exact opposite way—it felt incredibly engaging and positive, actually helping me pull myself out of that bottomless pit for a bit. Then again, maybe I was just too numb at the time to perceive it any other way, huh? 😁
Here’s something a little more positive so you don't end up puking right this second. 😁
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xez...hings-19_music
Or maybe this Pharoah Sanders - Colors
Or Lonnie Liston Smith - Imani
Sun Ra - Where Pathways Meet
Alright, fair enough!
But there's one thing I just don't get. Why is it that whenever someone dares to touch a sacred cow, people immediately act like if you don't like it, you must be stuck listening to "Britney Spears"?
Is that some kind of rule? Is her name just shorthand for "garbage"? Look, I don't listen to Britney Spears, nor anything remotely like it, but I've heard much worse music than hers. And honestly, the "Kind of Blue" album falls right into that category because, in my opinion, it isn't just overrated—it's exceptionally bad.
And no, I'm not avoiding complexity because I crave simple song structures; if that were the case, I’d still be vibing to all that Modern Talking dance and techno junk I grew up with back in the 90s.
It seems to me like there are two types of people in this world. There are those who love a good melody that everyone else dismisses as low quality. Then there are those who will insist a terrible melody is actually high art.
First off, music isn't math. It might look like math on paper, but that’s not its purpose. Its purpose is to move me on some level.
And no, I’m not some massive jazz fanatic, nor will I ever be, but I think I’ve listened to enough jazz, classical, and various other genres to earn the right to have an opinion.
Sometimes, a great pop song is nothing less than a classic musical work that doesn't constantly evolve. That’s what defines true classical music at its highest level—the way it develops and improvises a basic melody almost endlessly without being trapped by strictly defined forms. Even Beethoven's Fifth Symphony, which I love, is simple compared to certain classical pieces where motifs never repeat, and the composition just builds upon itself.
But getting back to jazz... okay, I’m not obsessed with it, and I won't lecture you about it, but I think Glenn Miller is great, and I’ll listen to Ella Fitzgerald, who has plenty of jazz influence. Personally, I can't stand "pop jazz," like Diana Krall or those modern, half-baked jazz subgenres that are just death by boredom.
Maybe I just prefer the kind of jazz you’d hear in a 1940s Tom & Jerry cartoon, but I’ve heard enough different styles of jazz to conclude that, for me, "Kind of Blue" remains a total pile of trash.
I don't find any depth in it. Take "So What"—it starts out sounding like someone is playing the saxophone and just saying "so what," circling around two tones for, what, ten minutes? It’s dry and monotonous from start to finish. Whether that musical torture lasts two minutes or twenty hours makes no difference to me, because you'll have heard everything in two minutes that you would have heard in twenty hours of that lifeless dragging.
You can try to paint me a picture of some groundbreaking new jazz movement within that album or present it as the greatest miracle on earth. You could send a group of musicologists to explain to me why it's a masterpiece from a scientific or mathematical standpoint. Someone could even write a new Bible about this record claiming it's overflowing with emotion, but there's one small problem: I've listened to it a few times, and no one can sell me that story anymore. From beginning to end, the album is literally just stumbling around in the dark. I don't feel it; I don't see it. It’s not even good background noise. It doesn't convey anything, doesn't spark the imagination, and doesn't stir any emotions. From a musical perspective, it’s completely uninteresting to me. In fact, it actually repels me because it is so dry and senseless that it makes life itself feel a little less meaningful when you realize people consider this not just a good album, but one of the greatest masterpieces in history.
The sheer emptiness and lifelessness of this album hits me on such a deep mental, psychological, and emotional level that it honestly feels soul-crushing.
It makes me lose faith in humanity. This record is just repulsive. It’s incredibly basic, lacks any real creativity, and there isn't a single decent improvisation to be found... just a tedious loop of a few tones that lead absolutely nowhere.
I’ve heard more compelling jazz passages in some of Ennio Morricone's lesser-known soundtracks.
Look, I won't sit here and claim they don't have technical skill, but listening to this made me want to scream, "This can't be real; life actually exists out there, surely this whole thing isn't just one giant lie or a hideous nightmare—there has to be something more than this total nonsense."
Afterward, I actually had to take a Xanax just to settle down.