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Vampires Suck

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Participants Hannah Booth9Grace Morales54Sarah Wilson5Jerry Sanders96Matthew Anderson4cosmicraven2Taylor Vaughn13Brian Anderson39coastalangler16David Price5Zachary Gomezcopperskipper68Sarah Wood8Larry Patel25Morgan Bishop4darkviper7Amy Young12silverheron91Grace Flores34mistyrider36Jesse Collins2Hannah RobertsBenjamin Robinson3stormystag43 …
Hannah Booth9 Hannah Booth9 NewcomerOP
3 messages
joined Jul 2010
#1 ·
I'm not really a huge fan of the Twilight movie, though I actually found the book quite enjoyable πŸ€£πŸ™‚
So... the Vampires Suck parody looks pretty promising from what I've seenβ€”honestly, the acting seems twice as good as what we got in Twilight
I'd love to hear what you all think about it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHkPJ1ACLrg-check out this trailer
Grace Morales54 Grace Morales54 Newcomer
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joined Jul 2010
#2 ·
I’ve read and watched Twilightβ€”it was honestly quite enjoyable. πŸ‘

However, the trailer for the parody looks impressive. 🀣

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHkPJ1ACLrg

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Sarah Wilson5 Sarah Wilson5 Newcomer
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joined Aug 2010
#3 ·
Pure comedy gold🀣 I really need to sit down and watch this one 😁😁
Jerry Sanders96 Jerry Sanders96 Member
30 messages
joined Nov 2010
#4 ·
Friedberg & Seltzer 🀦 πŸ™„

Honestly, this whole thing is going to be even harder to pull off than β˜•
Matthew Anderson4 Matthew Anderson4 Regular
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joined Jun 2013
#5 ·
Directors on the level of 2012. πŸ™ Epic Movie is easily the worst film of the decade. πŸ™

This topic perfectly shows what kind of crowd makes up most moviegoers these days. No offense intended.
cosmicraven2 cosmicraven2 Active Member
96 messages
joined Apr 2008
#6 ·
I’ve managed to sit through the first 10 minutes or so of the film. For those who haven't seen it yet, let me tell you: you truly cannot grasp just how unimaginably bad this is until you experience it yourself. I can only begin to imagine what kind of disaster the rest of 😱
turns out to be.
Taylor Vaughn13 Taylor Vaughn13 Newcomer
3 messages
joined Aug 2010
#7 ·
I haven't even seen Twilight, and honestly, I’m skipping this tooβ€”it looks pathetic. Generally speaking, these teen parodies are just a total train wreck.πŸ‘Ž
Brian Anderson39 Brian Anderson39 Newcomer
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joined Jul 2010
#8 ·
That’s honestly going to be such a good watchπŸ™‚
coastalangler16 coastalangler16 Newcomer
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joined Apr 2010
#9 ·
Let’s be clearβ€”the movie is total trash. That said, there are plenty of scenes that’ll have you dying laughing; the concepts are just too ridiculous to pass up... 😁
David Price5 David Price5 Regular
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joined Jul 2012
#10 ·
Twilight Parody
Zachary Gomez Zachary Gomez Member
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joined Sep 2014
#11 ·
Watched 😬 today where the girl tries to seduce Bella Swan, haha. πŸ˜‚

It’s a pretty silly movie overall... but I guess that’s just how parodies go. πŸ™‚
copperskipper68 copperskipper68 Member
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joined Jul 2009
#12 ·
I think I might go see it just out of pure spite for Twilight. 😬
Sarah Wood8 Sarah Wood8 Active Member
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joined Aug 2007
#13 ·
Just another trashy teen parody of what is probably an even trashier teen flick.
Honestly, just watching the trailer for Twilight made me want to gag. You've got all these meathead kids using their looks to drain the cash registers, all wrapped up in some moronic plot about werewolves and vampires... it's a complete disaster.
Larry Patel25 Larry Patel25 Newcomer
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joined Aug 2010
#14 ·
A total disaster. β˜•
Morgan Bishop4 Morgan Bishop4 Active Member
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joined Jul 2009
#15 ·
I think 😁
is actually pretty decent... I mean, yeah, it’s absolute trash and the jokes are incredibly dumb, but honestly, some of them are so ridiculous that they’re actually great πŸ™ πŸ™. I was cracking up, and since I can't stand Twilight, there's just something so satisfying about watching people tear it apart.
Maybe I’m just a bit of an idiot for laughing at such low-brow humor, but hey 😁... it beats obsessing over Edward and sitting through Twilight where absolutely nothing happens.
Sarah Wood8 Sarah Wood8 Active Member
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joined Aug 2007
#16 ·
Morgan Bishop4 said:I actually think 😁
is pretty good. Sure, it’s total trash and the jokes are incredibly dumb, but that’s exactly why it works for me πŸ™ πŸ™. I found myself laughing, and since I can't stand Twilight, I honestly love seeing people rip it to shreds.
Maybe I’m just a bit slow for laughing at such mindless humor, but hey, 😁 it beats sitting there pining over Edward and staring at a boring Twilight plot where absolutely nothing happens.

Look... I'd much rather watch a parody of stupidity than the actual STUPIDITY itself! I used to laugh at those teen parodies like Scary Movie all the time, even if they were generally ridiculous.
For instance, that scene where James Woods plays a priest pooping in a stall while flies swarm around him, followed by that exorcism where the girl gets shotβ€”that’s one of the funniest comedic bits ever put on screen. That’s only within the first ten minutes, though... I don't remember a single thing after that, but that bit with James Woods alone makes it worth it because Woods is great and those scenes are so absurdly stupid you have no choice but to laugh.
Larry Patel25 Larry Patel25 Newcomer
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joined Aug 2010
#17 ·
James Kelly said:Look, I’ll be honestβ€”I would much rather sit through a parody of stupidity than endure pure, unadulterated STUPIDITY itself! Don't get me wrong, I've definitely found myself laughing at those teen parodies like Scary Movie before; as silly and mindless as those movies can be, they still have a point. There's a massive difference between a movie that's making fun of a concept and a movie that's just fundamentally brainless.
For me, that one specific sequence where James Woods plays the priestβ€”you know, the part where he’s sitting there on the toilet while flies are swarming all over him, only to transition into that ridiculous exorcism before someone just ends up shooting the possessed girlβ€”is easily one of the funniest comedic bits ever put to film. Honestly, that happens within the first ten minutes, and after that, I can't tell you if anything else even sticks in my memory. But frankly? That bit with James Woods alone makes the whole thing worth the price of admission. Woods is such a phenomenal actor, which somehow makes the sheer, unadulterated stupidity of those scenes hit even harder. You can't help but laugh because it's just so absurdly, brilliantly dumb.

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Morgan Bishop4 Morgan Bishop4 Active Member
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joined Jul 2009
#18 ·
I mean... yeah... I get that it looks pretty moronic when people start laughing at stuff that’s clearly brainless... but honestly... that's kind of the whole point. These things aren't exactly aiming to be cinematic masterpieces or feature top-tier actors or whatever... they're just there to mess around and have a little fun
darkviper7 darkviper7 Member
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joined Jan 2008
#19 ·
Man, I am so ready for this. Can't wait.
Honestly, I feel like Epic Movie was actually pretty πŸ˜‚ while everyone else thought it was just total garbage 🀷
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhHPyjJIS0w
hahahaha epic
Zachary Gomez Zachary Gomez Member
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joined Sep 2014
#20 ·
Yes, quite "strange" indeed http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0799949/ πŸ™„ haha... those ratings are something else...

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