Posts by Aaron Gonzalez6

We finally snapped

Drive99 said:Just take a look at our roster when you consider who we actually have to step up for anyone else.

Miller—nothing.
Smith—well, I guess we have Jones.
Davis—nothing.
Wilson—nothing.
Taylor—nothing.

Sullivan—he's solid (the only real backup worth a damn).

We’re all out here chasing gold, but look at this squad. If the star player walks, we're done for.

Miller is a total flake right now, but maybe try showing him some actual confidence? Give him a chance to defend properly and show him you trust him.
Domba—Smith --> just make sure you trust him too.
Davis—Brown --> show him some faith, but let Davis know he can be benched if he doesn't perform.

Aaron Gonzalez6 said:we're getting screwed through the middle
I mean, I’m looking at the naked backside of a sheep during a handball match, so I think I know what I'm seeing...

honestly, I'm just a total loser😁 😁 😁 😁

We’re just messing around in the middle
I mean, I’m clearly seeing nothing but pure incompetence from those sheep out there on the court...

Gerald James73 said:That’s the issue with this whole season. We played without any wingers, except for that one game against the guys from Canada where we absolutely crushed them with 12 goals.

Are you kidding me? 12 goals in a single game?
We’ve always had damn wings. How did things suddenly fall apart lately?
It used to be that Domba was dropping 8 goals a game on average, but now he only puts up numbers because he's basically just shooting penalties?

Satire is such a joke, honestly, what a complete load of crap this Gill guy is peddling

The issue isn't the roster; it’s the game plan. We’re basically just running everything through our primary ball handlers, and if they aren't clicking, we just dump it to the wings and pray. That’s it. Our defensive positioning is all over the place too. It’s lazy.
I honestly think the coach is just as much to blame here, especially with how thin this bench is...

But why is the rotation so shallow? You have to ask the head coach about that. Why on earth did he send Losert home only to call him right back? It makes zero sense.
And why has Sprem been sitting out for so long?
If Peri isn't performing, put him on the bench and let's actually try utilizing the wings for once.

albundy said:The French...👍 👍 👍

Yo, albundy, what's up, my man?
What are you even talking about? Like we actually played that way?😂 😂

The US vs. Spain game is happening tomorrow

Did we seriously just throw the game away by playing without any wingers?
Look, the French aren't idiots. They watched our first two matches and saw exactly what was up.
We've been playing without any width and running a shallow defense right from the jump.

Spremov nets his first goal at the 57-minute mark

And then those idiots over at the New York Post put out this headline saying "we’re going for the gold." What freaking gold are they talking about?

OMEYER, I swear to God, you absolute moron!

I’m about to lose my mind
how the hell can our defense be this thin?

Why on earth aren't we playing with wingers? Seriously!
Lameeeeeeeeeeeeee
Absolute jokeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

just kidding

frozentiger6 said:Bozo "shot Sarica right through the head," says Susec.

Good grief, Bozo, what did we ever do to you?

And then he has the nerve to follow up with some garbage like, "Oh, don't take me too literally..."
The man is a total legend, I’m telling you.
The biggest radical in the entire Northern Hemisphere.

Mr.Ex.President said:Let me throw a little pessimism into the mix since frozentiger6 isn't here to carry us😁

Who’s even gonna bother starting a thread if we blow it today?😬
So, what, are we looking at three more losses?

frozentiger6

Carol Harris64 said:You’re an absolute moron. For the gods of handball, you’re nothing more than a 650-pound piglet. 😛

If the other side manages to snag the gold, then fine—I’m out. I’ll walk away. But what exactly am I giving up? Honestly, I don't have anything worth losing. 🙂
😛

By the way, I’m calling it now: I think Lackey is going to bag the first three goals.

Look, honestly? A little dose of pessimism is always good for the soul. It keeps you grounded.

Pfft, whatever. This whole thing is cursed. It’s like some old lady buried bad luck right under our feet, and now there’s a black cat crossing my path every five minutes. Just pure, unadulterated bad vibes.

And honestly, Peter and the rest of them still owe me from last time...

or David?