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Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
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That’s just what happens when idiots like journalists, doctors, and philosophers start throwing numbers around everywhere... Nothing surprising there.

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It's exactly what you get when amoebas like journalists, doctors, sociologists, and philosophers toss stats around like confetti... Honestly, nothing shocking about it.

And the "top-tier" intellectuals?
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Carol Lewis said:Enzo Giovanni
Vladimir Vlado Popovic
My version of therapy is basically just relentlessly slapping around those absolutely brainless libtards all over the internet...
Thanks for being part of my therapy session... and now, I guess it's back to my little cave I call home...
Bye bye...


🤣

So Enzo just goes around slapping Marxists and libtards, what is he, some kind of canned good?🤣🤣
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
So imagine this: Leo walks into the locker room and everyone is just sitting there wearing masks, right? He’s looking at them like they’ve all lost their minds, and they’re staring back at him like he’s the weird one, and they just sit in this heavy, awkward silence for like thirty seconds straight, until finally he just breaks the tension by saying, if I didn't catch something back in Egypt while I was trekking over those ancient tombs, there's no way I'm catching anything from these pharaohs now.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
So this little kid comes up to me and asks why Lionel Messi is coughing, like he’s worried it might be COVID or something, and I'm just sitting there thinking about how much kids overthink everything, but then my mom just looks at him and says, "Don't worry, it's not COVID, he's just coughing from all those hormones."
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Where did that whole "covidiot" term even come from? It’s basically just a virus that crawled into some tiny little VB16 and mutated into something else entirely.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
ruggedjackal46 said:Forget the meat; that sounds like one hell of a trip.

Just breaking free from the monetary chains of capitalism, traveling to socialist realms without a cent to our names. It’s pure romance 😍
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
The price just kept sliding and sliding without stopping until it hit zero, and then it actually went even lower than that, dropping straight into negative territory, according to CNN.

Based on the latest updates, oil is sitting at negative $37.63 per barrel right now.

Come on people, if anyone has some extra warehouse space, you basically get a free barrel of oil plus they'll hand you another 37 bucks just for holding onto it.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Elizabeth Mendoza said:Amanda Evans2 went full high-society American

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Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Come on, Paul Martinez73, quit whining already, you're acting like such a total drama queen. Just take it like a man when someone talks back to you the exact same way you talk to everyone else. Bark bark bark.

If you can handle taking thirty cents in some shady underground deal without shedding a single tear, you should be able to handle a few slaps on this forum.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Things are just getting crazier and crazier by the minute, honestly
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
refill
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
just toss in another three bucks and he'll be getting some serious attention
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Now we finally get why he picked that handle. Paul Martinez73 is barely three inches tall. Total joke.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Man, I’m heading down to the underground spot to grab myself a 30 cm sub for like nine bucks.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Paul Martinez73 always picks out those 30 cm loaves for like 9 bucks whenever he heads out on a trip, which honestly sounds like some kind of heavy black bread to me.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
goldenseal49 said:https://www.telegram.com/price/hrvoje...avnom-sektoru/

This is the text that restlesssurfer97 wrote.

I actually just finished reading this like a minute ago 🤣
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Honestly, the Long Chicken from Burger King is hands down the best thing on the menu, I swear I eat it with pure bliss, plus their fries are actually top-tier, though I’m not even sure if they have it where I live since I don't live in a major city like NYC or something, but man, when I was traveling, I was absolutely crushing those. Subway is also pretty solid too because you can mix and match whatever you want, but I usually only hit up McDonald's if I'm starving and there's one right in front of me, because honestly, I've kind of grown to hate KFC lately—I mean, sometimes you get lucky and bite into some perfectly clean white meat which is great, but most of the time it's just insanely greasy, it's honestly gross.
Pizza Hut, Company, and all that... it's basically just fuel to fill your stomach, pretty much the same deal as McDonald's.
To be real, the only thing that actually hits the spot for me out of everything is that Long Chicken. 🙏🙏
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
brightpilot6 said:Believe me when I say that sheer incompetence is a massive part of why the legal system ends up being such a bureaucratic mess later on.

The way they constantly whip around focusing on minor, peripheral details instead of the actual substance is a whole other issue entirely.

I suppose this specific case is more an example of that second point, rather than the first, but I was speaking in generalities. Even by our standards, the lack of quality among the people working there is honestly staggering.

I totally believe you. 🙂

Putting Mikulic in charge is basically a symbolic move that covers everything we've talked about, both in terms of actual expertise and their true intentions. It hits on both those points you mentioned perfectly.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
It’s not even about whether you can actually read or interpret the law, because let's be real, that's just how they always go after anyone who isn't handing out under-the-table bribes, since the laws are so ridiculously complicated and full of holes that they basically serve as the perfect playground for corruption.

I'm pretty much convinced the inspector didn't actually break any laws in this situation.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Carol Lewis said:They shut them down just because they were following orders from the Department of Tourism 🙏

Nah, nah... that's not even what this is about.

By the time that clueless little brat finally realized they’d completely blown it, he was standing there at the press conference—Mikulic, by the way—claiming the whole restaurant had to shut down just because a table was sitting in the wrong spot.

So basically, the table was just sitting there where it wasn't supposed to be, like it didn't even have the proper permit or authorization from the MTU to be in that spot, so now the restaurant is shut down.

On a thirty-day timeline.

🤦

Honestly, this isn't even news at this point, because inspectors have always loved picking on entrepreneurs like this, but it’s just that now, with everything going on, you can finally see how absolutely ridiculous all these measures they're pushing actually are.

Ninety days ago, a situation like this would have flown completely under the radar, and if it had somehow actually landed as a headline in the papers, you’d just be scrolling through the comments section seeing stuff like:

Honestly, we really need to lock up all those thieves once and for all.
I mean, at the end of the day, it doesn't really matter how much he flexes in that brand new BMW, because let's be real, the guy isn't even paying his workers.
He’s been playing dirty for three lifetimes now, so honestly, what is a thirty-day ban even supposed to do? It’s nothing, really, he needs a lifetime ban if we want this to actually mean something.

Yeah, pretty much the same thing.