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Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
So I’m just sitting there on a bench in the park, minding my own business, when this group of guys from Munich walks right past me—I swear there were seven of them—and then, out of nowhere, I see SS coming back from school with his bag. One of those guys from the Munich crew actually shouts out, pointing toward the VB16 over there, and then SS just stops dead and says, "Man, it's just me, just one guy," because he thought they meant there were sixteen of them or something, but then the Munich guys are like, "Nah, we're just seven people by ourselves." 😂

7:1 😂

:facepaln:
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
slytiger21 said:Unknown...

Two for the trifecta... ☕

yeah ☕
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Walter Grant5 said:1) SS, ZZ, and Walter Grant lost because the guy asking the riddle is restlesssurfer97, and he’s clearly got a massive ego complex.

2) Walter Grant lost because the author is restlesssurfer97, so he probably missed the part where there's only one winner and three losers in this game.

You actually nailed it, but I think it was mostly just pure luck, so here’s how it really went down:

restlesssurfer97 immediately ordered two drinks for the price of three just so he could secure the win. Walter Grant, being his usual self, saw things going south and decided to just head home and watch a movie, while SS realized he was completely broke and couldn't even afford lunch at school tomorrow, so he made an excuse to stay in and save his energy, and then ZZ felt the sting of losing all that cash and it actually pushed him to put some extra effort into his studies so he can have a smooth life later on.

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Does anyone else have a riddle they want to throw out there, or should I just drop another one myself? ☕
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
from where you're standing, that is a totally phenomenal conclusion ☕
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Matthew Anderson4, I think you messed up the spelling on "trisom," you actually meant to write "three catfish" 😂
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Man, seriously, who even bothers going to the movies when they're pissed off like that? 😂
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
I've got a little riddle for you guys, so let's see who can actually wrap their head around this one.

So, imagine ZZ, SS, Carlos, and Walter Grant5 were all playing a game of Sorry!, and once they wrapped things up, SS headed out to catch a flight because he had an early morning class, ZZ went off to dive into some heavy intellectual literature, Carlos ended up getting hit with two drinks for Trisomy, and Walter Grant5 just went to watch a movie.

Based on everything I just told you, figure out which one of them walked away as the loser. 😂
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
It’s basically like playing a game of Sorry!, except you’re going to lose immediately 😂
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
this one is just plain stupid, let's go with something else 🙂
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
I've seriously never heard anything about that 🤷
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Walter Grant5 said:restlesssurfer97, I feel like playing a little game.

Which one? 😕
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
So, just out of curiosity, how many of you guys are actually hanging out here? 😂
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Man, I’m telling you, we really need to start acting like it's back in the good old days of the old forums again 😂
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
I mean, what am I even supposed to ask him, he should be the one coming to me with questions. ☕
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Where did that massive Twitter thread with like a hundred thousand posts go, the one I was planning to binge read since I've got absolutely nothing to do for the next few days? ☕
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Lejo cedejo 😂
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
So, does anyone actually know where Leonard Nimoy went? 🙂
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Look, the past is just a total blur. ☕
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Walter Grant5 said:just like always—total failure

Are you for real? ☕

Jesse Sullivan5 said:🤣
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
back when things were hitting their stride two years ago, it felt just like the nineties again, honestly, everything was getting totally pumped up and high on life, and I really think his sister is going to end up being pretty much on the same wavelength 😂