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Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
nah, man, you gotta be kidding me 😂
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Walter Grant5 said:If it were actually easy, nobody would ever get called for offside because they'd be blowing the whistle on everyone all day long.

man, look, if you're actually out there calling it, then it's offside, but if you aren't calling it, it just isn't offside, plain and simple
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
man, just go ahead and go chat with your buddy Miskovicen 🙄
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Look, man, don't even try to say it's easy, judging games is tough, seriously, because if officiating were actually simple, some random idiot wouldn't be standing in an offside position every single damn time, and honestly, if you look at how the rules used to work back in the day, even Lionel Messi would have been flagged for scoring a goal from a totally clear offside position one of these days, I mean the kid was basically caught in a double offside situation once or something like that, it's just how it goes.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Man, I'm telling you, it's so obvious that they're calling offsides when it's clearly not even an issue half the time, like there isn't anyone even in an offside position anymore 😂
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Arthur Hill2 said:Unknown 🤦

Unknown 😂
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Man, looking at this whole forum, you see like two posts and you're probably already thinking the entire place has gone completely bust 😂
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
I didn't even catch that, man, I have no idea how I missed all that whining 🤣
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
It’s actually a bit tougher than it looks. ☕
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Hey there, restlesssurfer97. ☕
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
man, seriously, just stop trolling already🙄
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
man, if AJ just actually gave football a shot, he’d honestly be the best wide receiver on the planet, I'm telling you, forget about those three fingers of Eric Odellko, AJ would be out there absolutely dominating guys like Emari; he's just built different 😂
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Man, just when I thought things were finally settling down, I get hit with another one of those crazy dreams that honestly felt way too personal 😂
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Jeffrey Edwards76 said:Yeah, that's about like me saying I know how to clear a tennis net, or that I can juggle a soccer ball 100 times. Seriously, it's that stupid.

So what's even the point of your observation? 🤣 That it's easier to handle an egg than a round ball? Is that it?

If that's the case, you probably shouldn't be posting about how one corner kick is worth more than 100 passes (man, football...), or how any average athlete could play it, because these posts just sound like constant condescension. 🤷

everyone is just 👋

just a couple of reality checks and everyone will fall back into line, anyway I'm hitting the sack now 👋
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Jeffrey Edwards76 is basically just playing games with everyone else's lives and molding them however he wants 😂
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Jeffrey Edwards76 said:I'm not scrolling back a single page, let alone hunting for your first post. Did you write somewhere that you're a football prodigy and the greatest talent since the dawn of time just because you five were arguing? Yep. You did. Facepalm.

I couldn't care less about football. I just love calling out people who don't know what they're talking about—but hey, that's nothing restlesssurfer97 hasn't already figured out.

Just so you guys understand the level of stupidity on display here: I don't like tennis. It's boring. I can watch it until it hits "30-all." By that logic, I should go over to Reddit and explain to them why their sport sucks just because I find it dull. And man, when I was 17, I used to hit the ball over the net all the time. Get it? They spend their entire lives learning how to throw it back over that net. And always into the same field. Wow. Pure spectacle right there.🙏

Alright, now try explaining to me what's "more valuable" in soccer, acting like I've never watched a single game. There are tons of better things in soccer. In football, I value seeing a guy get leveled by two giants and pop right back up a second later because he's too proud to stay down—unlike those soft players who trip over the 16-yard line. Or when someone hits the wall ninety times and then finally scores, making the whole Dallas Cowboys stadium jump out of their seats.🙂

you’re preaching to the choir, man, total parachute moment right there 🙏 🙏

We all knew that a long time ago, and now you’re finally just admitting it. ☕
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
No chance in hell 😂
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
man, i think I get what you're driving at, but are you seriously trying to tell me that kicking a ball fifty yards downfield just for some receiver to cushion it with his chest and drop it into a perfect volley for a goal is somehow harder than, I don't know, tossing an egg and catching it with your bare hands??? are you out of your mind, man???
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Man, I’ve got a massive pile of paperwork sitting here on my desk and if I actually end up having to glue some of this shit together, what the hell am I even supposed to use? 😕
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Man, I don't know about you guys, but I was just staring at my egg carton earlier thinking about how I seriously need to clear all these out, but honestly, after everything that went down this past summer, I’m just totally chilling and taking it easy 😂