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Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
steelharbor9 said:I mean, I think for every single post they probably send Elizabeth Mendoza a 30-second clip of something spicy... honestly, Sevka is probably about to wave at the camera right about now!

Alexandra, give mommy a wave
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
LG, seriously, how much are they paying you to shill? ☕
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Amanda Evans2 said:Does Nick Kyrgios even get to play if he’s just going to serve underhand like that?

If you don't dig Nick Kyrgios, you just don't get tennis.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
dustyridge3 said:I have to disagree with that assessment; most of them actually reach true maturity anywhere from their early 30s through the end of their careers. Take Roger Federer, for instance—he secured five Grand Slam titles between the ages of 22 and 26, yet he also managed five more from age 31 to 33. I would argue quite confidently that his play looked significantly more dominant and composed after he turned 30 than it ever did during his twenties.

For me, the biggest challenge in evaluating Novak Djokovic is his uncanny ability to systematically dismantle highly reputable opponents even on his worst days; because he doesn't rely solely on service percentages or hitting winners and forced errors, but instead maintains this constant, controlled style where he can simply dial the intensity up or down based on his opponent's rhythm and mood.

I will never regret missing out on seeing Ronaldo in his absolute prime. I hear so much about his dominance and how effortlessly he scored that it’s almost demoralizing to have to settle for grainy highlight reels. It makes it nearly impossible for me to rank him accurately on any all-time list. It is a different matter entirely with Pelé and Maradona, whom I never saw live, as they are much easier to glorify from a distance. When you only start watching someone in the twilight of their career, is it even possible to truly grasp just how transcendent they once were? You see the same phenomenon with Favre in the NFL, or even Peyton Manning.

Every single time someone brings this up, I just picture that one specific graphic I saw a while back—you know, the final Top 10 rankings from 2009.

Oldest Alexandr Dolgopolov out here looking like he’s 52 years old, even though his ID says he's only 28. 🤣

I mean, I still sit here thinking about how Andy Roddick called it quits at exactly 30, and honestly, nobody really thought it was that shocking at the time. But looking back? I really feel like those three—especially Roger Federer—absolutely shattered the ceiling compared to what we saw in the previous decade. They completely moved the goalposts for everyone else.

At the end of the day, even Pete Sampras called it quits around what, 31 or 32?

P.S. It’s honestly hilarious how everyone in these "Federer chokes" debates conveniently forgets about the Australian Open 2017. You know, that time Rafael Nadal absolutely dismantled him, winning the fifth set 6-0 without dropping a single game? Just total annihilation. 🙏
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
From everything I’ve heard through the grapevine, she’s actually a super sharp individual

and don't even get me started on her credentials or what she’s accomplished professionally

but honestly, that last comment? Total troll move, pure and simple🤣
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
bluebison47 said:Exactly.

In this ridiculous century we’ve found ourselves in... where everyone seems to be constantly clamoring for a four-day workweek, or shorter shifts, or heaven knows what else... I don't know. It feels like we're just moving toward total stagnation, I guess. Maybe it's progress, maybe it's just laziness, but everything feels so fractured lately. Everyone wants more time off, more flexibility, more everything... and I wonder if we even have the stamina left to actually accomplish anything meaningful when we finally sit down to work. It's all very strange.

Look, I’m telling you again, I know you're just trolling at this point, but seriously... I live out in the middle of nowhere, okay? I am surrounded by people who fix tillers and small farm equipment for a living, and let me tell you, I don't know a single soul who just decides to work on a Sunday—whether they're doing it because they feel like it or because some boss is breathing down their neck. It just doesn't happen.

I don't want to claim I have the exact statistics at my fingertips—I certainly don't—but if I had to make an educated guess, I’d say at least 75 to 80 percent of the workforce isn't getting a Sunday off. And I'm not just talking about the essential services or the odd jobs, either. I mean there are plenty of roles that could easily be handled on a Sunday, but for whatever reason, they just don't operate. It's just how things are, I suppose.

this is such a massive reach it’s actually painful 🤣

honestly, I'm just waiting to see who finally shuts this nonsense down 🙏
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Šprajc listens for maybe a minute and a half, then he drops a line about "Zadar-Knin County" and just like that, I’m totally checked out of the rest of it. 😬
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Hey, anyone else here actually a fan of Taskmaster on Offside Chat?
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
darkseal9 said:Whatever, if it's gotta happen, it'll happen.

What I wanna know is: does the police force carry measuring tapes along with their batons and pepper spray?
Like they do at my construction site—you pull it out of your pocket, "Hey man, you're only 37 inches apart," and boom, you get a red card and a sticker.

They seriously need to bring in VAR
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Laura Chavez93 said:I honestly fail to understand how everyone is overlooking the glaring issue here—that this reporter, operating entirely without authorization or permission, filmed a Holy Mass she had absolutely no intention of actually attending? 🤷
How long are we going to allow journalists to act with such total impunity, doing whatever they please without facing any semblance of accountability?
Or perhaps the real issue is simply that she’s a woman—if a man had been shut down that aggressively, there wouldn't be a peep, but apparently, you can't even lay a finger on a woman, regardless of how much nonsense she pulls...
Or was it just a matter of needing a different woman to take her down?

Hand on heart, this happens all the time because of the endless stream of tourists—mostly from Asia—swarming through St. Patrick's Cathedral every single Sunday. 😬

Alright, here’s a little roast for ZZ and his baptism. 🤣
One guy’s an asshole just because he’s an asshole. Simple as that. 🙏
steelharbor9 and the Holy Mass 🤣
There’s always that one person who jumps headfirst into a debate without having the slightest clue what the actual conversation is even about. It’s honestly exhausting. They just dive in, loud and wrong, acting like they’ve got all the answers when they haven't even read the room, let alone the thread. It's like watching someone try to perform surgery with a plastic spork—just pure, unadulterated chaos for no reason. Just sit this one out if you don't know the context, man. Seriously. 🙏 🤣 😍
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
ruggedjackal46 said:Come on, give me a little roll, tough guy. ☕

For real, man, give me a break
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
brightpilot6 said:It’s like watching Dad go door-to-door during Halloween, knocking on everyone's house while they all act like they don't have a cent to spare, yet somehow this guy over here is walking around with pockets absolutely bursting with cash. He actually has the nerve to tell him, "Don't worry about making a profit," only for the other one to snap back, "I've already got my costume; why don't you just grab one yourself and stop stressing?" 😂

ruggedjackal46 said:🤣

A guy goes along with his friend to rob a Chase Bank, but the cops catch him. He ends up doing five years in federal prison. Once he finally gets out, he tracks down his old buddy and asks how on earth he managed to get away with it. The friend just shrugs and says, "I had a mask. Get one and you'll be fine." 😂

🤣 🤣
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Thomas really nailed it by summarizing all the threads from the last few days

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Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
They’re out here putting spikes on the roads over in Murter just to stop anyone trying to escape the island
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
urbanhawk17 said:🤣 🙏

just keep going. 🙏

And am I seeing some law about electronic media? I didn't follow this morning, can someone explain?

Well, @Michelle Palmer6 is followed unconditionally. If I say today that I don't like certain measures, I get attacked. If I say Beroš's statement about fifth columnists is garbage, I get attacked.

And at the same time, I'm asking where the equipment from the UAE is? A deal with a firm from Pula was canceled because of a donation from the UAE that I can't find a single mention of—they just used it as cover. And masks are missing.

We're waiting on a truck from Zabok and a plane from China.

Besides, I'm not talking to you specifically, but generally speaking, they aren't giving up their comfort and their cushy seats to lay off 50% of public sector employees (their own voting base, basically), while the country faces total collapse.

They gave a three-month extension. 🙏🙏🙏

Man, they haven't even replaced the county governor in SM county yet. 🙏

But man, that statement is seriously disgusting. I mean, what kind of

it’s honestly getting ridiculous how normal things have become lately 😁
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Sam Thomas3 said:Well, there you have it. There's only so much room to maneuver, and it's totally unrealistic to expect us to handle this the way Italians or Spaniards (generally speaking) are. Some people are just throwing numbers around that are completely out of context, seemingly ignoring every other factor! It’s as if they think the virus acts on robots—where one breaks and 99 stay fine—while completely ignoring the need for hospital resources and the shortage thereof.
To be honest, 800 ventilators sounds like a surprisingly decent number to me, but the real question is how many of them are actually being used right now.

But what really gets me is when people claim Italy is just a freak case (which, let's be real, it is). But then they try to use China as a counterargument. 🤣 For crying out loud, those guys basically built a mega-hospital with an insane amount of equipment and beds in ten days, and had it cleared in twenty! Is that just "business as usual" over there?
Meanwhile, we’ve got tents and an arena set up. So, looking at the two, who do you think we actually resemble? 😁
Let's hope for the best, and while it's likely we won't see an "Italy scenario" play out here or anywhere else, it would be naive to think this situation is simple or easy to fix. Even if we were as efficient as the Chinese, it wouldn't be a walk in the park.

🤣🤣

We aren't exactly doing any better either, considering we went running to the Chinese to build the Pelješac bridge 😬
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Paul Sanders5 said:Honestly, these Italians are just a total accident of history. If the Romans could see them now, they’d be spinning in their graves.

🤣 🤣
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
What kind of conversations are happening on page 666?
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Amanda Evans2 said:It’s strictly just sex these days; there isn't any kissing left in the equation...

So you're saying Covid has been hanging around for years now
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Six feet of social distancing in a cramped room

Dads and all those other guys in relationships finally waking up to reality