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Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Paul Sanders5 said:The absolute GOAT of the younger generation is Eddie Murphy.

🤣
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
urbanhawk17 said:I guess I'm leaning in that same direction too. 😉

+1

Man, the big man already spoke the truth a long time ago ☕
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
urbanhawk17 said:Everything has ground to a halt, except for the scheduled events at the convention center.

Even though things basically fizzled out among four guys from Reddit and some beach bum who apparently has knee issues.🙄

If you're actually looking for some action, I guess you could always go watch those cage technicians at work.

😢

I might fly out one Thursday to visit you guys; maybe I'll even pass on a few soccer skills while I'm at it.☕
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
bluebison47 said:A decent enough movie over on RTL2 👋

Rough night tonight. Honestly, just non-stop killer movies everywhere I look.

Looks like we're still stuck waiting on Alien.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Alright, enough with the back-and-forth nonsense. T2 is back on TV tonight ☕
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Noah Roberts46 said:Look, they're being given way too much leeway; at the end of the day, it's an animal.

🤣 🤣

The last part is just pure comedy to me—the idea of a waiter petting a dog and then immediately turning around to serve food to a customer. For once, I'm actually glad I live in this absolute wasteland.

I swear I saw this exact fever dream play out in real life today😁
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Larry Fox5 said:Pure Law of Economics. Look, if I see a sign saying dogs aren't allowed in a restaurant, I’m not just skipping it myself—even if I don't have a dog with me—I'm telling all my friends and family to stay far away too.

It's the exact same thing with hotels or general retail stores. Only food shops are different.

Honestly, you'd have to be dealing with some seriously heavy life issues if choosing where to eat or shop depends entirely on whether they're pet-friendly or not.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Charles Roberts33 said:Alright, fair enough. I get where you're coming from—humans can be pretty filthy creatures. Point taken.

Then again, I don't want to see dogs where people eat, I don't want them in restaurants or grocery stores, and frankly, I don't want some random dog lunging at me with muddy paws.

I will honestly never wrap my head around this—what kind of logic made this so freaking mainstream?

You’ve got people just strolling through the local mall or an artsy downtown spot, and nobody says a damn word. 🙏

So, a buddy of mine—he works at this IT firm in downtown Chicago, pretty chill setup, good vibes, you know?—well, they let people bring their dogs into the office. One day, this dog starts barking and whining like crazy, and nobody can get anything done. But here's the kicker: you can't even say anything to the owner! Then, to top it all off, turns out the dog had some "stomach issues" and just straight-up crapped right there on the floor. 🙏

Look, maybe that's an extreme case, but seeing this crap in retail stores and restaurants happens every single day.

It’s like these business owners have turned into some kind of weird little cult.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
bluebison47 said:V. I. S. Niprije just dropped 5 (!!) new tracks 👋

Take My Breath Away is an instant classic 🙏 🙏
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
wiredrider9 said:Sure, that's one thing for middle school, but what happens when you're in your 20s at work and some coworker slaps you on the ass while walking by and just laughs about it? 😁 🤣

🙂
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Honestly, look at what he’s been crushing off the field for the last 18 years. He’s put in so much work and stayed so successful that it shouldn't surprise anyone why people only have good things to say about him now.

He basically got lucky that the whole scandal involving those potential assault allegations went down before social media was even a thing, so most people have pretty much moved on and forgotten all about it.

And hey, Dave Chappelle actually gives a solid explanation as to why his reputation was such a mess during the trial.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Look, I’ve got massive expectations here. After seeing Ayrton Senna, which is easily a top 5 film of all time, I'm expecting something huge from this one.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Jessica Gonzalez said:We basically romanticize the way life functioned on Earth for almost its entire existence, excluding just the last 15,000 years. Out of two billion years of life on this planet, 1.999999 billion of those were spent in the wild—but I guess that doesn't matter because animals get cold and scared now. For 1.999999 billion years, they were apparently just waiting around for you to come along and buy them treats from a pet store. It’s a pretty incredible level of self-absorption, honestly. Congratulations. 🙏

We could basically set up a little cell for you—complete with a couch, a ball, a TV with a Premier League subscription, and fast internet. Every day at the cafeteria, there’d be meat on the menu, and we’d probably have to neuter you since you wouldn't stand a chance out there anyway. You'd have plenty of clothes, all your meals, heat, and a bathroom. Plus, you could head out to the yard to play a few times a day. We’d even provide security with long pipes just to make sure you don't try any funny business. Would you volunteer for that? Out here, you have to work, pay bills and taxes, cover the heating, and hunt for women while dealing with all sorts of nonsense. I guess it might actually be better for you to just stay in that cell.

Let’s look at a different scenario. Suppose those sci-fi prophecies actually come true and an advanced alien civilization arrives—predators from some far-off world—and they take a liking to us, much like hunters viewed wolves 15,000 years ago. If they said, "Come to our planet; you can be our livestock and our pets," what would you do? Would you push your friends and family to be first in line for "domestication"? Would you tell them that life on Earth is just too primitive and dangerous, and that on their planet, they’d enjoy a cozy life as pets, being sent after a ball and filmed for some alien YouTube channel? I guess if you think chasing mice is crazy, just imagine that level of madness.

It’s easy to philosophize and play the relativist when you’re looking down from a position of power. That Cat you have at home is actually a descendant of wild animals that never needed anything from a pet store; they didn't need to come back to your house because they just used what evolution gave them, living and dying as free beings. Wild animals don't really understand the concept of "dangerous" the way we do. What you call "dangerous," they just see as "reality." What you perceive as "fair" or "unfair," they simply see as "reality." Any wild animal is infinitely more alive and present in the moment than we are. They truly use every physical and mental ability they have just to survive in nature. If they don't, they die. Honestly, most people wouldn't last more than a few days in the wilderness without clothes and food. So, I guess it's worth asking why anyone thinks they have the right to be a master over another animal. If your Cat suddenly lost its mind and started attacking people around the house, what would you do? You’d probably do everything in your power to handle it, acting as the one in charge, without much thought for the animal's perspective. We usually sedate aggressive dogs because we hold that power over them. I think Peter Thompson4 might have a better grasp on this, since he seems to realize that people often act the way they do simply because they have the strength to do so. I tend to respect that kind of view more, because it admits that we aren't perfect. This whole self-important idea that "it's cold in the wild anyway" feels a bit much to me.

From what I'm hearing, besides the castration part, that sounds like your average marriage.
NFL pick six (2019/2020) in Other Sports ·
William Gomez5 said:The Niners

Ravens

Chiefs

And honestly, let them be the Seattle Seahawks

One plus two? Are you kidding me? 😁Seriously,
NFL pick six (2019/2020) in Other Sports ·
Niners
Ravens
Chiefs
Man, honestly, I wouldn't even be surprised if it ended up being the
NFL pick six (2019/2020) in Other Sports ·
Bryan Patel2 said:I only nailed one single leg, and honestly? It was the exact one I thought had zero chance of happening. 🤣 🙏

We picked the same one, except that was the absolute lock in my book. 🤣
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
The American Godwin law basically swaps out Hitler for Marshall
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Matthew Young35 said:There really isn't an issue here. Zoran Milanović basically claims he might have been rude, sure—but he was only being rude to an idiot.

Larry Fox5 said:As if that’s some kind of virtue... Justifying being a jerk because your opponent is an "idiot." That’s basically what the guy said about the Southampton manager yesterday too.

It really just boils down to a total lack of self-control. A professional politician running for President should probably be able to keep their cool... right?

I mean, how many times do we deal with complete morons on here and still manage to keep our act together? This whole thing is just a hobby for us, for crying out loud.

Matthew Young35 said:What exactly did the father say?
😲

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How many times do we run into various idiots on here and still manage to keep our discourse civil? After all, writing this stuff is just a hobby.

I don't hold back. I often find myself wanting to write something blunt like, "Oh, give me a break, you're clearly wrong," while just shaking my head at the screen.

🤣 🤣 🤣

We really need to start using some kind of forum version of that "/s" thing from Reddit, just so people actually get what’s going on. It’s getting ridiculous. 😁
NFL pick six (2019/2020) in Other Sports ·
The Bills. Man, where do I even start? It’s always one of two things with this team: pure magic or a total train wreck. There's no middle ground, no boring Sundays. You're either riding high or staring at the screen wondering why you bother. It’s an emotional rollercoaster that leaves you exhausted by the fourth quarter. Honestly, watching them is like driving through a blizzard in Chicago—you know it's going to be chaotic, unpredictable, and probably a little painful, but you can't look away.
Titans
Look, I’m just gonna say it: the Saints situation is a total mess right now. It’s like watching a high-end luxury sedan try to race a monster truck in a mud pit—you know exactly how this ends, and it isn't pretty. Everyone’s out here acting like things are fine, but anyone with half a brain can see we're circling the drain. You can't expect top-tier results when the foundation is basically built on quicksand. It's frustrating, honestly. Just more of the same old nonsense.
The Eagles. Man, where do I even start? It’s like watching a slow-motion car crash every single Sunday. You see the potential, you see the talent on the roster, and then—boom—just pure, unadulterated chaos. One minute we're looking like contenders, and the next, it feels like the whole coaching staff forgot how to read a playbook. It’s exhausting, honestly. Just constant, grinding frustration that keeps you glued to the screen even when you know you're probably going to regret watching.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
bluebison47 said:I mean, that was clearly said sarcastically.🤷

Oh, please. I watched CNN all day after that, and neither the anchor nor the guest (Klauški) even realized the guy was making fun of them. 🤣