Brandon Ortiz88 said:I mean, I was honestly just hoping to make a quick exit before things went south.
don't even get me started on Hayden...🙂 😁 😉
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Brandon Ortiz88 said:I mean, I was honestly just hoping to make a quick exit before things went south.
nimblemarlin17 said:You can't settle comparisons like that with mere facts, and that's exactly my point. But you don't want to get it, so you won't. I can't help you if you refuse to understand what I'm actually saying.
Brandon Ortiz88 said:Look, man, I actually feel bad for the kid...
Brandon Ortiz88 said:I mean, what exactly are you expecting from a guy who plays Hayden in Avatar? You’d think he’d have to be built like a brick wall just to handle that role, right? He's gotta be tough as nails. 🤣 😬
To be honest, Jerry Martin19, I’m struggling to see what the big deal is either. I’ve spent a fair amount of time digging through the comics and rewatching all those animated series, and honestly, it feels like it would have been pretty pointless if Windu hadn't gone down the way he did. It just makes sense that he meets his end at the hands of either Anakin Skywalker or Palpatine, especially since they went out of their way to frame him as being even more powerful than Yoda—maybe a little less wise, sure, but undeniably stronger in a fight.
nimblemarlin17 said:That’s just your opinion, and opinions aren't facts. Facts are things like a meter being 100 centimeters or people having two arms and two legs. What you think about certain movies isn't a fact.
nimblemarlin17 said:What even are facts? Just whatever you decide they are? You’re clearly so humble it’s sickening. I bet people just love having you around. 🙄
nimblemarlin17 said:Episodes 4 and 5. Honestly, 5 is way better than Star Wars: Episode I, though I’d say 4 holds its own just fine. The story is solid, and the way they handle the kid's growing power and superiority is top-tier. All those complaints about Jar Jar and whatever else are just ridiculous when you realize how much more naive the older sequels actually were. Fans don't even know what kind of movie they wanted after all this time; if anything had been released, people would have found a way to hate it anyway. It was just okay for me the first time around, but the more I watch it, the more it actually grows on me.
nimblemarlin17 said:Listen, you absolute idiot, he’s part of it too. Honestly, The Phantom Menace is easily one of the top three films in the Star Wars franchise, maybe even one of the top two.
nimblemarlin17 said:I fell asleep because the movie was just boring.
nimblemarlin17 said:Comparing him to Morgan Freeman? Please. Comparing Samuel L. Jackson to some washed-up old man is a joke. There isn't a single movie with Jackson that can be bad. NONE. Even if the movie is absolute garbage, it’s still cool for the minutes he’s actually on screen.
nimblemarlin17 said:Listen, buddy, even the birds in the trees know that Samuel L. Jackson never dies as a "loser." He always stays Cool. If you don't like that, it just means you're working for the dark side, and honestly, you need to be taken out.
Bradley Ramos11 said:Look, I've been a fan of Christopher Lee since his days playing Dracula, so... Honestly, maybe he was off his game too. 🤣
Look, it’s tough for any Star Wars fan to admit the newer films are bad. I’m a fan myself—I caught all three of those in theaters during their premieres (plus several more times)—but they just aren't good. Like I said before: the dialogue is clunky, the acting is subpar, and while the high-level concept works, the actual execution is full of holes. It is what it is.
Brandon Ortiz88 said:So, like I said before, I totally get where you're coming from regarding those scenes between Anakin and Padmé being some of the best parts—I mean, I hear you, I really do—but I just don't feel like they actually acted in love. Sure, the glances and the facial expressions are fine, but the physical stuff, you know, like that overly dramatic "hold my hand" type of movement, feels way too staged and stiff. It lacks that genuine spark, that natural charisma you'd expect from two people actually falling for each other.
I know Harrison Ford was basically messing around with that line, but honestly, it turned out legendary because of how much attitude he threw into it. For me, that moment, along with the scene where they're tucked away in that cramped little room in the black ship, are easily the two most memorable moments involving the two of them.
Bradley Ramos11 said:The acting in Episodes I, II, and III is just desperate. The only exceptions are Liam Neeson, Christopher Lee, and Yoda 😁. As for everyone else, they’re either giving poor performances (Hayden) or seem completely checked out (McGregor, Jackson).
The dialogue in Episodes I, II, and III is beyond abysmal. The motivation behind Anakin turning to the dark side and murdering kids? When I saw it in the theater, I literally said, "Don't screw with me." Out loud. In a movie theater. I almost got kicked out. 😁
What keeps those three episodes afloat is the Star Wars name, the special effects, and pure nostalgia for the original films. It could have been much better—it really could. We miss Harrison. And we miss Darth Vader.
casualraven said:I mean, come on. You’d expect one of the most powerful members of the Council to go out in a blaze of glory, not just die some random, pathetic way—like getting taken out by a stray blaster bolt from some random stormtrooper... 🙂
Brandon Ortiz88 said:Jerry Martin19, look, I’ve never actually gone too hard on Hayden unless I’m just trying to get a rise out of you, because honestly, the guy is a perfectly decent actor outside of those few specific scenes we’ve already deconstructed about a hundred times over—and if your memory is failing you, go ahead and dig through 😛 to see what I said before. But, if you’re going to try and compare how they handled the chemistry between Han and Leia versus Anakin and Padmé, then we might actually have ourselves a real debate here:
Both relationships really kick off during some sort of high-stakes crisis, but with Han and Leia, that tension actually builds into genuine chemistry, whereas back in Episode II, when Anakin sees Padmé for the first time after what, ten years? I still can't quite shake that image of the kid from my head, though I know deep down it isn't really Hayden's fault. To be fair, his scenes with Natalie Portman are actually among his better moments, yet there’s just zero palpable attraction between them. On the flip side, Harrison Ford played his parts with such effortless charisma; just think about that one moment you posted somewhere once: Leia says, "I love you," and Han just goes, "I know."
nimblemarlin17 said:Only Master Windu brings any real quality to the new sequels. It’s a damn shame he died like that, totally cheated. 🙏
SPOILER: Samuel L. Jackson (Mace Windu) basically told George Lucas that if he was going down, he was doing it with style—he refused to let Mace Windu go out "like some sucker." He actually went on an American late-night talk show and confirmed it, too. He made sure his exit was meaningful... definitely not going out like some punk...
Brandon Ortiz88 said:And if you're going to go looking for a fight in a completely different thread instead of staying here, only to run into someone who hasn't even seen a single one of these movies yet—ivtau, seriously, I expected more from you🙂 🙂
Setting the acting and the production aside, I still think Star Wars: Return of the Jedi is a better film than A New Hope, at least when it comes to the actual plot.
