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Bobby! in Off-topic ·
Grace Sanders24 said:So how's the Baby doing? What's he up to? What's his deal?

The Baby is loud. He screams when he's hungry, screams when he's full (probably just gas or wanting more food), and screams whenever I try to change him... ☕

How does he dress?

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What's his favorite color?

The color of milk, obviously.
How big is his junk? 🍿

What kind of question is 🤣 🤣
I haven't measured, but I can tell when he's about to pee mid-change—I see the tension and quickly cover him with my hand so he doesn't spray himself or the room... man, guys, seriously...
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
Around 2:00 AM is when I totally lost it over John.. 😍

Bobby! in Off-topic ·
I’ve sat through a ton of her lectures already. 👍 She’s covered pretty much every topic you could think of, both before and after giving birth.
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
Nicole Myers said:I once woke up with a leg that felt almost sprained while still in bed. I'd been dreaming that my leg was hurting and that I was headed to the doctor. Since I actually twisted it right there in bed, 🤷

Interesting... 🤔

I once had a dream that Andy Garcia was in bed with me, but when I woke up—he wasn't. 🙂
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
Nicole Myers said:I actually saw some stats saying most accidents happen in the bathroom too...

From what I've read, the kitchen and the bed are the next biggest danger zones. 🤔
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
I should probably cover the bathroom door with every warning sign imaginable. Seriously, we’re going to need that once Baby grows up. 🙂
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
I mean, yeah, he got lucky... Honestly, I’m terrified of what might've happened if he hadn't. He’s going to be feeling the pain for the next few days, but it'll pass.

Most accidents happen right at home—usually in the bathroom.

Anthony Nguyen81 said:Confused? 🍿

A Baby thinks they're just an extension of their mom for the first six months. 😁

Some adults still act like that too. 😬
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
I was literally just walking in with my Baby in my arms when I heard the whole thing collapse. The little guy is still just a Baby, too small to even understand what's happening. 🤔
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
We really could have avoided this mess if we'd just put a rubber mat in the tub from the start. Well, we finally fixed it.
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
I tell him "watch out" all the time 🕺
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
Hans fell in the tub today😢 luckily it wasn't anything serious—we really don't need that kind of stress right now...
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
This is how Anthony Nguyen81 will 😁

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Bobby! in Off-topic ·
Anthony Nguyen81 said:I bet she’s already forgotten all about it by now. 😁

Don't forget—the second you actually hold that Baby in your arms, all that pain just kind of fades into the background. I’ve been reading through these stories from women talking about how traumatic the stitches can be, but honestly, my brain just completely tuned out the pain in that moment. My entire focus was just on the Baby. Recovery is different for everyone, though. It really depends on how quickly you get back on your feet or how you handle it if the healing process takes longer than expected.

Anthony Nguyen81 said:It’s just not on the agenda yet. 😁
And I told him—if this actually happens, it’s going to be a huge win for that little Scorpio guy, so things are looking pretty critical right around Valentine's Day. 🤣

Look, according to the stats—even if it’s not a hard rule—women who have had multiple kids tend to have their next Baby sooner. You don't necessarily need to rush the timeline quite as much. 😁
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
Anthony Nguyen81 said:+1 😁

My wife is already starting to talk about how much she misses having a Baby. 🤣

Fine... If you disappear from the forum for a few days, we'll know why. 😁
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
Grace Sanders24 said:Grumpy is just out here doing whatever he wants and honestly? I love it. He’s got such a distinct personality!🎉

I didn't even see that coming. 😁
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
Morning started off with a little water fountain incident—the Baby decided to spray us during a diaper change. 🎉 Currently on round four of nursing since midnight.. 🥱
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
It’s pretty likely. Younger generations just seem to be getting taller by the day. My brother is pushing almost 6'7", which is basically unheard of in our family 🤔

We have a home health nurse coming by tomorrow (well, technically today), and honestly, we’re actually looking forward to it 🎉
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
Grace Sanders24 said:Have you talked to the Baby about what he wants to do with his life? Like, what's he planning to study? I'm curious what he actually thinks is the coolest thing in the World right now. What's he really aiming for? 🍿

Sometimes I just make a grumpy face. Honestly, I feel a little bit like a certain referee lately. 🤔 He’s going to be the conductor—you can tell just by those specific hand gestures he's making.

We’re standing at 5'10" and 6'0". 🥳

Walter Baker2 said:A total German. Grace Anderson3, what were you guys doing? Sleeping on the job?

I just slept for an hour and a half. 🙂 Had some weird dreams about little piglets last night...

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Fresh diaper on, now it’s feeding time, then back to the endless cycle of trying to get them to sleep. ☕
Bobby! in Off-topic ·
Ugh, thanks image

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Bobby! in Off-topic ·
Morning!

After our first full night at home—dealing with the endless crying, soothing, feedings, and diaper changes... this is basically how we're feeling:

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Hans is currently looking like image but he just went out for a double espresso, so hopefully he'll be back a little more awake.