Posts by Samuel Hernandez2

Coffee is definitely not my friend. I start shaking after just one cup—it actually makes me feel physically ill. Honestly, I think I could handle the exact same amount of bourbon much better than this. 🙂
It’s probably the caffeine hitting me too hard, because I get that same jittery sensation if I drink a bit too much Coca-Cola (say, a pint or so).

Basically, you just have to pray to God that it’s actually Penicillium and not, say, Aspergillus flavus... 🙂

Yeah, it’s pretty obvious you're dealing with a massive amount of stress right now. Honestly... maybe try taking some Valerian root or something similar before you head to bed tonight. It might actually help...

Alright, can someone please break down this whole thing with women and chocolate for me? Like, what’s the deal? Chocolate is just chocolate—whether it's Godiva or some cheap drugstore brand, it's all the same stuff! Is there some kind of missing gene in us guys that keeps us from feeling that level of pure bliss?