Posts by Raymond Barrett12

dzdzihad said:First off, you lumped chess into the exact same bracket as the formula ( 🎉 MONTOYA 🎉 ), and second—you actually put combat sports in the same category as chess.
For heaven's sake, get it together. 😬

If we were following that twisted logic being peddled just a few days ago, this statement would actually be interpreted as a sign of ultimate respect within the borders of Canada...
😬

ari peka nikkola said:I honestly think anyone who skipped the Zero Gravity concert is significantly sharper than I am.😁 Seriously—it was basically a blues band playing at a high school reunion.

Which brings me back to my point. It's the same story in New York as it is here...😬

Ponor said:But you can clearly see it from the pier!

And then I see people typing this nonsense in the chat:
"You can spot the tanker from the pier..."
(...as if we’re all just mindless punks drinking cheap beer)
😁 😁

Alex Rogers91 said:What kind of twisted language is that Canadian thing... good grief. It’s basically in a dead heat with Canadian and Mexican for being the most idiotic language ever...

Tap-tap-tap... One-two, one-two, ah, ah, ch, ch, CH, shhh-SH.
Can you hear me now...?

Hey there, Eastern League...
Just for some company in the dark corners of rural backwater towns, here is a little paraphrase:

When those big shots take over the forum
and start attacking the Canadians and their language,
acting like total fossils and complete morons,
their message is actually quite brief:

"We represent Western Europe to you.
We are different, and you just don't get it.
But really, we are Western Europe to you."

Whenever these "comrades" on the forum
start acting like Canadian is always the enemy of everything,
it feels right to sing them a quick little chorus,
before heading home to deal with the wife.

"We represent Western Europe to you.
We are different, and you just don't get it.
But really, we are Western Europe to you."

:2up: 👋

To whoever recognizes the original reference for this, I'll whip up a proper homemade goulash from my own kitchen. I'll wash it down with some green craft beer or a stout, depending on what you prefer. 🙂

~Autumn said:Polygamy? What are you, some kind of Mormon? 😬

Honestly, just being Muslim is more than enough—though, mind you, they’re actually trying to push through legislation to codify that in Boise right now... 😬

My #1 tribute to my hometown:

Colored Program discography:

It's most important to stay healthy
That wall is standing crooked
I believe you because we're the same
And just 5 minutes ahead of you

With all luck, the General loves the kids
But if I'm no good, what happens then?
Is he even a man or just a machine?
🙏 👍 🙏 👍 🙏 👍

stormyviper11 said:😲 😱 So, where the hell is Đibo??? 😬

There he is, chilling down in Miami. Bingo!
🤣

Nicholas Perez33 said:...seriously, man! 😵

I told you already: just go eat some ice cream! 😁 😁

paučko said:Man, honestly, the most exhausting die-hard fans out there have to be the Deadheads. 🙄

Deadheads? Well, you should probably reach out to Narančoid about that one. 😁 😁

analogharbor442 said:>
10 staples I absolutely cannot live without when it comes to my diet

1. cheese

So, for you and all the other cheese-obsessed fanatics out there, check out this interesting snippet featuring Nardwuar interviewing Hajvas 😂

"How 'bout you, Matt? What sticks out in your mind from this tour?
Dr. Matt Destruction: I don't know really. It's been great shows for us, a really great response from everyone. I like American food. (laughs) That's about it.

Yeah, Pelle, I was gonna ask you about that. I heard that The Hives are kind of angry that everything is cheese based in the USA. Explain about that, because isn't there a lot of cheese in Sweden?
Howlin Pelle Almqvist: Not the same. Not in the same way. Like Swedish food, you might have potato-based food, a lot of potato and a little bit of cheese. But in America, the base ingredient of everything is cheese. Which, we like cheese though, the problem isn't the cheese, the problem is the only thing you can get is cheese almost.

But come on, when I think of Europe I think of like Beer halls and lots of cheese and stuff.
DMD: Well, no, that's not true really. Not in Sweden.
HPA: Sweden has healthy food, seriously.
DMD: Yeah.

No cheese? Come on, there's lots of cheese in Europe.
HPA: There is cheese. You can get cheese in Sweden, but there's not that much of it. (laughs)"

😁 😁 😁

PunkPen said:Well... 🙂 I wasn't exactly out of shape back in the day. I just don't fit the mold. 🙂

Top ten Miše Kovač hits—if we’re being honest:
01. Dalmatia in My Eyes
05. Everyone Is Singing, But I Can't Hear Them
06. I Have No More Reasons to Live

...honestly, those were all valid reasons for one person's hospitalization... Between the surgeries, the psychiatric wards... 😬

Carol Jackson45 said:Honestly, you’re making this way more complicated than it needs to be. Just put on a kilt. 🙂
Men in kilts 😍

I'm guessing you're always sitting front row at every single Belfast food concert, aren't you?😁

EDIT:
I am seriously about to lose my mind here...
The forum has been absolutely flooded with posts lately—it’s becoming almost a daily occurrence...

Lastane, am I just losing my grip, or is everyone else seeing this too?

Laura Gonzalez44 said:My top 5 absolute essentials from my school days

1. Chalk
2. A soaking wet sponge
3. A record player
4. A world map
5. A ball

😁

James Morris7 said:There’s only one real choice. Heineken. 😁

Ouch!
Look, please—don't go starting any beer wars here; even God isn't going to settle an argument like that... 😁

Budweiser 🙂

Nicholas Perez33 said:The top 3 hosts I’m actually missing:

1. Minja subota
2. Minimaks
3. Oliver

Honestly, you can pretty much ignore the first two—but Oliver? That man is a total legend. I'd also throw Mića Orlović into that list—I still have this mental image of him sitting there in a crisp white leisure suit on the fender of a vintage white Mercedes W115—you know, the classic 220D... He looked just like freaking Tom Jones! 😁)

gentlepuma20 said:Is Oli one of those vet students you mentioned?

Oli.
😁
😍

anti-person said:What the hell are you talking about? You missed the chance to foster forty of them just recently!😈

32.
And no—they weren't handing out more than one per foster home, so this whole idea of yours about everyone adopting all the Beagles is pure science fiction.😁

michael_jackass said:Then you’ve clearly got a freak on your hands. 😁
A buddy of mine has this female dog—absolute lunatic. She practically ate half the car while we were driving down some backroad in rural Ohio because we left her in the trunk. She's massive, too; she managed to squeeze through a gap in the fence that my hand couldn't even fit through. I'll post a photo when I get home so you can see what I mean. And whenever he's out, she basically devours half the house. Every other day, she bolts over to the neighbor's place just to sleep in their pigpen. 🙂 Just that kind of chaos...

🙂
Adopted & rescued from an even darker fate.
My sweet little angel. 😍

As for that whole thing about behavior... honestly, it says more about the "owners"*—if we're being honest here...

*And those aren't meant to be derogatory quotes; I just don't know what else to call the people who actually care for and look after a pet & all that, and I've always had a bit of a distaste for the term "owners."

Sean Lee7 said:So how on earth can you say Biggie is any good? You people are absolutely out of your minds.

😕
Why don't you swing by the local pub sometime and meet one of them for yourself... 😁