Posts by Raymond Barrett12

Robin Diaz4 said:It’s not like that—you just squat down a bit and stretch your arms out...

🙂 Look, there’s no showing the letters. You have to actually act it out and lead the guesser toward the answer through performance... 😁

Zachary Bishop82 said:Someone should try acting out "discreet charm of the bourgeoisie" during a movie guessing game.

Mission accomplished. Spot on. 😁
Why don't you try acting out "Zodiac" for me? 😂

Mr. Hyde said:The absolute #1 greatest joke ever told in human history:
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God, how does anyone actually make sense of this? It’s like they’ve just butchered the entire American language... 🙄 🙂 🙂 😵

First, Congress weighs in, then Pklat chimes in:


quote: parliament:
That’s exactly what I was getting at—could this whole thing actually be tied to China?

quote: Pklat:
Given the absolute bottom-tier quality of their deli meats—I highly doubt it. They’d need another few thousand years of actual civilization before they could even get close to decent food, let alone whatever this is!

Alright, here is the undisputed #1 "premium" sausage:

Generic supermarket brand bologna in plastic wrap (made by Tyson Foods) 👍 🙂

Susan Clark10 said:Raymond Barrett12, just admit you already knew all the answers ahead of time 😈

Me? Never! 😁

Those two guys in black suits—Killers
A green day marked on the calendar—Green Day
Two rebels on the wall (oo)—U2
Three girls dancing—The Go-Go's
Those ones looking broken down in the middle of the street—Twisted Sister
The folks in white with their hands up in the background—The Cult
Scattered candy pieces—Eminem (m&m's)
Tucked between the fruits and veggies—Korn, The Cranberries (in crates), right next to them is Jewel
Near Yellowman, there’s a poster featuring Great White (but not an actual elephant)
A girl leaning against some cowboy junk—Jane's Addiction
☕<- mulled wine 😁

lonebison37 said:Here are my top 4 phrases from that old elementary school German textbook:
1. Get a candy bag
2. He lives on Karl Street.
3. She is wearing rubber boots.
4. The book vanished without a trace.
😁

5. How kind of you to be here!
6. Mr. Smith is a Regional weather forecaster. 😬
and so on...

Nicholas Perez33 said:🙂
I’d also argue that backup gear is mostly useful—and absolutely necessary—precisely when you *don't* end up using it. 😁

Aha... so we're talking about that "n+2" redundancy principle, then? 😬

Nicholas Perez33 said:Here are the top 10 things I've picked up during my "career" as a musician:

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:klap:

n-1. That final rehearsal right before a "big" gig? It’s almost always just a massive exercise in self-delusion—convincing yourself that everything is tight and the show will go off without a hitch. Yeah, right.
n. When your pedalboard dies, your power supply fries, or a cable snaps right in the middle of a set, reliable replacements are ALWAYS tucked away in the dressing room or the tour van. Whatever you think is enough backup to bring on stage is about as useful as a handful of sand in a hurricane when things actually go south.
n+1. Some promoter in some flyover town will ALWAYS try to sweet-talk you into believing their gear is brand new and perfectly functional. Total lie.
n+2. For the love of God, try not to forget the backup to your backup. For everything. Seriously. 😬

My definitive Top 1 list of absolute morons on the road:

1. Some idiot in a red Renault parked right in the middle of the street—lights completely off, mind you—right at the intersection of Brooklyn and Degenova.

😕 😕 😕

Nicholas Perez33 said:😳

What? What part of this isn't crystal clear? 😁 😁

Nicholas Perez33 said:Here are my top 5 highlights from today:

1. ...
2. ...
3. ...
4. ...

😂 🤣

Kevin Chavez3 said:I’ve been donating blood every three months for years now—that’s just what I do—but I have to say, I’m actually digging this new setup where you get paid for the same thing. 🙏 🙏 🙏

Woohoo! Is this just another one of those guys with a brain the size of a cracked PVC pipe? 😁 😁

stormyviper11 said:😍 That’s honestly one of my favorite expressions ever. I actually went as far as writing and recording a song under that very title once...
🙏

The Angela Merkel family! 👍
Back in the day, whenever my mom would grill me about where I was heading, my standard answer was always "at Joe's"... 😂

Robin Booth said:Oh, absolutely! 👍 👍 👍 😈 🙂

It’s honestly a relief to find someone who actually gets my take on hair gel... 😁

Robin Booth said:Good grief, what kind of criteria is that?😂
I mean, seriously—as if... as if... *stares blankly at the ceiling while trying to recall a single decent musician who actually uses hair gel*😬

Rocket from The Crypt? 😁

ribafish13 said:Sigh. Is there anyone left out there who hasn't collected every single Christmas ornament since 1994?

I just took a quick look through my storage bins—and if we're being pedantic here—I have to correct you... I've actually had them all since 1992. 😁>

crimsonfalcon17 said:Man. Who else hasn't collected every single Christmas edition since 1994?

Plenty of people. 😁

Dana Anderson4 said:Are you actually being serious right now? Sure, the label itself is decent enough, but honestly—given who these two are—I expected much more competence than this....

The design is just terrible.

Oh, please. Once you actually prove you've got some talent, Uncle Raymond Barrett12 will be more than happy to show you what a real class act looks like when it comes to holiday packaging... 🙂

Darko Vejder said:The absolute best parts of being a groomsman at a wedding
1. When you’ve had one too many and start causing scenes—everything from getting way too handsy with the bridesmaids to smashing glasses against the floor.🙂

1. That moment when the band takes a break and some guy in the crowd grabs an instrument and somehow manages to play a better set than the professionals actually hired.😁
2. When you’re standing there for a bride who is marrying a complete jerk, promising her that you won't drink too much out of pure sympathy or act like a total idiot. At least, nothing too huge. 😬 Then, suddenly, it’s past midnight, three bottles of bourbon have vanished in under an hour, and you’re dancing on a table to some rock anthem while aggressively pulling your tie through your crotch... 😁 😁 😁

Darko Vejder said:The absolute worst things about weddings

That soul-crushing hunger and thirst the next morning, coupled with a relentless loop of regrets playing in your head: "Man, I really shouldn't have done that..." 🙂