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stormywolf39 said:2. That one involving Archer from the USS Beagle
USS Beagle. 😍
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USS Beagle. 😍
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Basil said:Since we’re already talking about dogs on this forum, here are my top five breeds:
1 Rottweiler
2 Saint Bernard
3 Newfoundland
4 Retriever
5 Wolfhound
(All big ones—honestly, I have a weakness for dogs with heads almost as massive as mine. 😁 )
While those folks clearly only care about sheer size, some people actually prefer a dog with actual aesthetic appeal:
1 Beagle
2 Black & tan English Cocker Spaniel
3 Vizsla
4 Kuvasz
5 Irish Setter😁
...you know how it is.
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The Top 65 reasons why it's Chuck Norris.
😁
#1 Back when he was filming a role as a Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris insisted on using live rounds during every single shootout. When the director—bless his heart—tried to explain that such a thing is physically impossible, Chuck just looked him dead in the eye and said, "of course i Can , I'm Chuck Norris," before delivering a roundhouse kick straight to the man's face.
#2 Sometimes, even his legendary martial arts aren't enough to settle a score. In those rare instances, Chuck Norris simply plays dead. And if playing dead fails to intimidate his opponent? Well, he just starts playing zombie.
#3 It’s a little-known fact, but Chuck Norris was actually the original protagonist in National Treasure.
#4 IT is Common knowledge that There ara Three sides to The Force : The light side, The dark side, and Chuck Norris.
#5 There was a time when the scientific community genuinely believed diamonds were the hardest substance on Earth. That was before they crossed paths with Chuck Norris—who delivered a roundhouse kick so devastating, generating such intense heat and pressure, that the scientists themselves were physically transformed into artificial Chuck Norrisi.
#6 Chuck Norris once sat down at a Godfather's Pizza and consumed his entire body weight in food.
#7 Chuck Norris carries a messenger bag. Now, look—if you make the mistake of calling it a purse, he will reach into that bag, pull out a literal infant, and hurl it at your head. And yes, the baby will explode on impact.
#8 Chuck Norris possesses a gaze so intense it can turn goat piss into high-octle gasoline.
#9 Forget the standard biological process; Chuck Norris didn't wait to be born. He quite literally punched his way out of his mother's womb—and, naturally, he grew a full beard almost immediately afterward.
#10 The original theme song for the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris-more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris-robot in disguise," featuring Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger Who defended The earth fra drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. Honestly, that level of sheer awesomeness was too much for one show to handle, so they had to split it up.
#11 God once offered Chuck Norris the ability to fly, but he turned it down—opting instead for a massive +500 boost to his roundhouse kick ability.
#16 On New Year's Eve 1998, Chuck Norris was attending a party. As soon as the clock hit midnight, instead of the traditional kiss, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every single person in attendance. He didn't stop there, though; he moved onto the streets, kicking everyone there, and eventually the entire city. He hasn't stopped since.
#17 Chuck Norris is the only man in history to have given birth. His offspring? None other than Vin Diesel.
#18 Every single time Chuck Norris executes a roundhouse kick, an angel receives its wings.
#19 One day Chuck Norris went shopping and He Had grabbed The Last Can of Pea soup OFF The counter. Out of nowhere, Steven Seagal, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Godzilla walked in and turned to Chuck Norris and Said, "Give US The Pea soup Buck Morris!" At that moment, Chuck Norris spun around and declared, "The name is Chuck Norris!" before absolutely annihilating the trio. I hear the pea soup tasted fantastic that evening.
#20 Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He simply waits.
#21 Chuck Norris once dismantled the US Army using nothing more than a rusty wooden spoon.
#22 Chuck Norris is capable of ejaculating through solid blocks of steel.
#23 When Chuck Norris was refused a McGriddle at McDonald's because it was already 10:35 AM, he delivered a roundhouse kick to the building so violent that the entire establishment transformed into a Wendy's.
#24 Chuck Norris drinks pure napalm just to soothe his heartburn.
#25 You know how a duck's quack never echoes? Well, Chuck Norris is the sole reason for that phenomenon. If you ask him about it, he'll just stare at you grimly.
#26 Chuck Norris was actually a secret, hidden playable character in Mortal Kombat 2 on the Sega Genesis.
#27 Chuck Norris once ejaculated solid gold into a river in India, which provided immense wealth to the locals and led them to worship him as a deity.
#28 Chuck Norris successfully convinced Anakin Skywalker to embrace The dark side.
#29 Despite being famously modest, Chuck Norris openly admits he is the 8th wonder of the natural world.
#30 Chuck Norris once took down MacGyver using nothing but a paper clip, a rubber band, and a single pinecone.
#31 Chuck Norris once attempted to challenge Jackie Chan to a game of chess. After losing the match, he secured his victory in life by roundhouse kicking Chan squarely in the face.
#28 A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris carries enough raw power to be visible from deep space—no telescope required.
#29 Gravity isn't the issue; it's just that Chuck Norris finds it physically impossible to eat while standing upright.
#30 Chuck Norris once engaged in a duel with a pirate. It was a razor-thin margin, but the pirate actually pulled it off. Chuck has lived in a state of profound, lingering melancholy ever since.
#33 Even in the deepest reaches of Russia, Chuck Norris remains Chuck Norris.
#32 Chuck Norris simply refuses to acknowledge that Germany exists.
#34 A single bead of sweat from Chuck Norris possesses such potent healing properties it could theoretically reverse death itself.
#35 Chuck Norris decides if he needs to use the restroom once a month—regardless of whether nature is actually calling.
#36 If you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris' name, they spell out "doom" in twelve different languages—including Esperanto—though, strangely, not in French.
#37 Chuck Norris utilizes a live rattlesnake as a condom.
#38 Chuck Norris has never experienced illness. Not once. In his entire life.
#39 You can chop onions all day long without shedding a single tear if Chuck Norris is the one doing the cutting.
#40 During a misguided experiment involving water, Chuck Norris accidentally incinerated an entire forest.
#41 Technically, the English alphabet consists of 31 letters; however, Chuck Norris is the sole individual privy to the identity of the remaining five.
#42 Chuck Norris is the only man alive with the sensory capability to determine if an aircraft has touched down on soil simply by tasting the ground.
#43 Chuck Norris’s heart beats exactly once during every full moon.
#44 Every so often, Chuck Norris will give the Power Rangers a quick ring just to say hello.
#45 While pillaging a remote village, Chuck Norris managed to sign the Declaration of Independence, the Bill of Rights, and the Constitution.
#46 The cinematic masterpiece "The Ring" is, in reality, nothing more than a biographical documentary about Chuck Norris.
#47 Chuck Norris has absolutely no concept of time passing; his residence lacks even a single timepiece. If you attempt to depart because it’s getting late, he will simply stare at you with a vacant expression until you feel compelled to sit back down.
#48 If you're looking for a roster of Chuck Norris's enemies, just consult the list of extinct species.
#49 Chuck Norris hasn't blinked once in his entire existence. Not a single blink.
#50 Chuck Norris is perfectly capable of believing that it's not butter.
#51 On one occasion, Chuck Norris consumed a banana without bothering to peel it first.
#52 Suppose Chuck Norris had a dollar and you had a dollar; he’d beat you senseless and walk away with your money.
#53 Chuck Norris once engaged in hand-to-hand combat with 42 ninjas—all while blindfolded and simultaneously intimate with three women.
#54 On a certain Thanksgiving, after Chuck Norris's wife accidentally scorched the turkey, Chuck merely remarked, "Don't worry about it, honey," and stepped into the yard. Five minutes later, he returned with a live turkey, devoured it whole, and—after vomiting it a few moments later—it emerged fully cooked and accompanied by cranberry sauce. When his wife demanded an explanation, he delivered a roundhouse kick to her face and muttered, "Never question Chuck Norris."
#55 We once hosted a bachelor party for Chuck Norris; he polished off the entire cake before anyone could mention there was a stripper hidden inside.
#56 Chuck Norris has personally defeated more people in physical combat than you will witness in your entire lifetime.
#57 Every solitary piece of furniture in Chuck Norris's home doubles as a Total Gym.
#58 The chemical composition of Ecstasy is actually derived from the unique serotonin cocktail found exclusively within the skull of Chuck Norris.
#59 Chuck Norris once downed a German fighter jet using nothing but his index finger and a shouted "Bang!"
#60 Chuck Norris is the reason the word "hardkore" is spelled with a "k".
#61 Chuck Norris occasionally visits nursing homes, primarily to nudge elderly residents in wheelchairs toward the nearest freeway.
#62 During a recent sit-down, Chuck Norris informed Entertainment Tonight host Mary Hart that his most iconic performance was playing the third breast on a prostitute in "Total Recall".
#63 Chuck Norris once delivered a roundhouse kick to the planet Earth, which is precisely what created the hole in the ozone layer.
#64 Chuck Norris once performed a backflip off the Great Wall of China.
#65 Chuck Norris once pinned James Bond to the ground with one finger and coerced him into stating, "The name's Norris; Chuck Norris."
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#1 Back when he was filming a role as a Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris insisted on using live rounds during every single shootout. When the director—bless his heart—tried to explain that such a thing is physically impossible, Chuck just looked him dead in the eye and said, "of course i Can , I'm Chuck Norris," before delivering a roundhouse kick straight to the man's face.
#2 Sometimes, even his legendary martial arts aren't enough to settle a score. In those rare instances, Chuck Norris simply plays dead. And if playing dead fails to intimidate his opponent? Well, he just starts playing zombie.
#3 It’s a little-known fact, but Chuck Norris was actually the original protagonist in National Treasure.
#4 IT is Common knowledge that There ara Three sides to The Force : The light side, The dark side, and Chuck Norris.
#5 There was a time when the scientific community genuinely believed diamonds were the hardest substance on Earth. That was before they crossed paths with Chuck Norris—who delivered a roundhouse kick so devastating, generating such intense heat and pressure, that the scientists themselves were physically transformed into artificial Chuck Norrisi.
#6 Chuck Norris once sat down at a Godfather's Pizza and consumed his entire body weight in food.
#7 Chuck Norris carries a messenger bag. Now, look—if you make the mistake of calling it a purse, he will reach into that bag, pull out a literal infant, and hurl it at your head. And yes, the baby will explode on impact.
#8 Chuck Norris possesses a gaze so intense it can turn goat piss into high-octle gasoline.
#9 Forget the standard biological process; Chuck Norris didn't wait to be born. He quite literally punched his way out of his mother's womb—and, naturally, he grew a full beard almost immediately afterward.
#10 The original theme song for the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris-more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris-robot in disguise," featuring Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger Who defended The earth fra drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. Honestly, that level of sheer awesomeness was too much for one show to handle, so they had to split it up.
#11 God once offered Chuck Norris the ability to fly, but he turned it down—opting instead for a massive +500 boost to his roundhouse kick ability.
#16 On New Year's Eve 1998, Chuck Norris was attending a party. As soon as the clock hit midnight, instead of the traditional kiss, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every single person in attendance. He didn't stop there, though; he moved onto the streets, kicking everyone there, and eventually the entire city. He hasn't stopped since.
#17 Chuck Norris is the only man in history to have given birth. His offspring? None other than Vin Diesel.
#18 Every single time Chuck Norris executes a roundhouse kick, an angel receives its wings.
#19 One day Chuck Norris went shopping and He Had grabbed The Last Can of Pea soup OFF The counter. Out of nowhere, Steven Seagal, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Godzilla walked in and turned to Chuck Norris and Said, "Give US The Pea soup Buck Morris!" At that moment, Chuck Norris spun around and declared, "The name is Chuck Norris!" before absolutely annihilating the trio. I hear the pea soup tasted fantastic that evening.
#20 Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He simply waits.
#21 Chuck Norris once dismantled the US Army using nothing more than a rusty wooden spoon.
#22 Chuck Norris is capable of ejaculating through solid blocks of steel.
#23 When Chuck Norris was refused a McGriddle at McDonald's because it was already 10:35 AM, he delivered a roundhouse kick to the building so violent that the entire establishment transformed into a Wendy's.
#24 Chuck Norris drinks pure napalm just to soothe his heartburn.
#25 You know how a duck's quack never echoes? Well, Chuck Norris is the sole reason for that phenomenon. If you ask him about it, he'll just stare at you grimly.
#26 Chuck Norris was actually a secret, hidden playable character in Mortal Kombat 2 on the Sega Genesis.
#27 Chuck Norris once ejaculated solid gold into a river in India, which provided immense wealth to the locals and led them to worship him as a deity.
#28 Chuck Norris successfully convinced Anakin Skywalker to embrace The dark side.
#29 Despite being famously modest, Chuck Norris openly admits he is the 8th wonder of the natural world.
#30 Chuck Norris once took down MacGyver using nothing but a paper clip, a rubber band, and a single pinecone.
#31 Chuck Norris once attempted to challenge Jackie Chan to a game of chess. After losing the match, he secured his victory in life by roundhouse kicking Chan squarely in the face.
#28 A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris carries enough raw power to be visible from deep space—no telescope required.
#29 Gravity isn't the issue; it's just that Chuck Norris finds it physically impossible to eat while standing upright.
#30 Chuck Norris once engaged in a duel with a pirate. It was a razor-thin margin, but the pirate actually pulled it off. Chuck has lived in a state of profound, lingering melancholy ever since.
#33 Even in the deepest reaches of Russia, Chuck Norris remains Chuck Norris.
#32 Chuck Norris simply refuses to acknowledge that Germany exists.
#34 A single bead of sweat from Chuck Norris possesses such potent healing properties it could theoretically reverse death itself.
#35 Chuck Norris decides if he needs to use the restroom once a month—regardless of whether nature is actually calling.
#36 If you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris' name, they spell out "doom" in twelve different languages—including Esperanto—though, strangely, not in French.
#37 Chuck Norris utilizes a live rattlesnake as a condom.
#38 Chuck Norris has never experienced illness. Not once. In his entire life.
#39 You can chop onions all day long without shedding a single tear if Chuck Norris is the one doing the cutting.
#40 During a misguided experiment involving water, Chuck Norris accidentally incinerated an entire forest.
#41 Technically, the English alphabet consists of 31 letters; however, Chuck Norris is the sole individual privy to the identity of the remaining five.
#42 Chuck Norris is the only man alive with the sensory capability to determine if an aircraft has touched down on soil simply by tasting the ground.
#43 Chuck Norris’s heart beats exactly once during every full moon.
#44 Every so often, Chuck Norris will give the Power Rangers a quick ring just to say hello.
#45 While pillaging a remote village, Chuck Norris managed to sign the Declaration of Independence, the Bill of Rights, and the Constitution.
#46 The cinematic masterpiece "The Ring" is, in reality, nothing more than a biographical documentary about Chuck Norris.
#47 Chuck Norris has absolutely no concept of time passing; his residence lacks even a single timepiece. If you attempt to depart because it’s getting late, he will simply stare at you with a vacant expression until you feel compelled to sit back down.
#48 If you're looking for a roster of Chuck Norris's enemies, just consult the list of extinct species.
#49 Chuck Norris hasn't blinked once in his entire existence. Not a single blink.
#50 Chuck Norris is perfectly capable of believing that it's not butter.
#51 On one occasion, Chuck Norris consumed a banana without bothering to peel it first.
#52 Suppose Chuck Norris had a dollar and you had a dollar; he’d beat you senseless and walk away with your money.
#53 Chuck Norris once engaged in hand-to-hand combat with 42 ninjas—all while blindfolded and simultaneously intimate with three women.
#54 On a certain Thanksgiving, after Chuck Norris's wife accidentally scorched the turkey, Chuck merely remarked, "Don't worry about it, honey," and stepped into the yard. Five minutes later, he returned with a live turkey, devoured it whole, and—after vomiting it a few moments later—it emerged fully cooked and accompanied by cranberry sauce. When his wife demanded an explanation, he delivered a roundhouse kick to her face and muttered, "Never question Chuck Norris."
#55 We once hosted a bachelor party for Chuck Norris; he polished off the entire cake before anyone could mention there was a stripper hidden inside.
#56 Chuck Norris has personally defeated more people in physical combat than you will witness in your entire lifetime.
#57 Every solitary piece of furniture in Chuck Norris's home doubles as a Total Gym.
#58 The chemical composition of Ecstasy is actually derived from the unique serotonin cocktail found exclusively within the skull of Chuck Norris.
#59 Chuck Norris once downed a German fighter jet using nothing but his index finger and a shouted "Bang!"
#60 Chuck Norris is the reason the word "hardkore" is spelled with a "k".
#61 Chuck Norris occasionally visits nursing homes, primarily to nudge elderly residents in wheelchairs toward the nearest freeway.
#62 During a recent sit-down, Chuck Norris informed Entertainment Tonight host Mary Hart that his most iconic performance was playing the third breast on a prostitute in "Total Recall".
#63 Chuck Norris once delivered a roundhouse kick to the planet Earth, which is precisely what created the hole in the ozone layer.
#64 Chuck Norris once performed a backflip off the Great Wall of China.
#65 Chuck Norris once pinned James Bond to the ground with one finger and coerced him into stating, "The name's Norris; Chuck Norris."
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hollowseal33 said:My top 10 food and drink items I miss most from the States
10. Oreo O's for cereal milk
You can actually find them at Billie... honestly, I'm sitting here right now holding the second-to-last cookie left in the box... 🙂
Franz is starving
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stormyviper11 said:Once they finished playing those "Jarabele" trumpets, the whole group just packed up and headed out—no encore, no Hallelujah, nothing... 😕
(...)
Am I totally off base here, or is there still some serious tension between them? They barely even spoke to one another, and considering how short the set was and the total lack of a closing number, I walked away with the distinct impression that they couldn't wait to get away from each other.
If you ask me, I’d describe it as "professional, but definitely not friendly"... 😢
Jonathan Anderson10 said:Oh, really? Give me a break. I had no idea.
Well, this is exactly why we have seasoned veterans around here—to explain things to people like you... 😁
Jonathan Anderson10 said:The album is solid, but compared to their debut, it’s just missing that certain spark—at least in my eyes. You don't get tracks like Jacqueline, taka me out, or Auf Achse anymore. Still, it's a good record, and I hope they keep this momentum going.
Well, of course it feels like it's missing from the second one—you can't exactly find those hits on the new record when they were all staples of the first! 😁
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paučko said:Honestly, looking at a Fiat Multipla is probably the single most convincing reason I’d ever consider picking up a bazooka—or any kind of handheld rocket launcher, really. It’s just offensive. 😠
🙂 Between the Ford Motor Company subcompacts and that Chevrolet Equinox 🤮
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lonebison37 said:My personal top 5 favorite old-school curses:
1. Orko toćo
2. Orko mizeria
3. Orka Madonna
4. Orko thief
5. Orko devil
Orko—you absolute killer!
😁
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Nicholas Perez33 said:The two absolute best opening lines
3. _______ - _____ ("and I woke up this morning...")
😕Alabama 3 - Woke Up This Morning?
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Arthur Lewis62 said:Now, let’s pivot slightly toward badminton. Where are you all playing lately? What kind of gear are you actually using? Any interesting links or resources? Basically, anything you think someone else on this forum might find useful regarding the sport—lay it all out.
Trade fair
CES Uniprise, Adidas, Nike
Association
That's about it.
👋
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ironcrane7 said:My top 3 favorite words that look totally different when you switch from Cyrillic to Latin script:
1. bectu
2. ocbeta
3. cuce
kukupuku
PECTOPAH
PEHATA
3MAJ
CBETOHA3OP
...
6pe!
😁 😁
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stormyviper11 said:(...) golden Ležant (...)
Are we talking about golden Bažant now, guys...?
For the record—you can pick it up at any Walmart in Canada if you're looking... 🙂
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stormyviper11 said:Umm... I’ve tried hundreds of different beers throughout my life, and honestly, none of those mentioned even crack my top 20... which is mostly filled out by American classics along with a few imports from Canada and Denmark.
Look, I have nothing against the American or Danish brews—really, I don't—but for heaven's sake, you can't call yourself a true beer enthusiast if you aren't counting Belgian, German, English, Irish (and I mean the real stuff, not those cheap gin-infused imitations), and Scottish varieties in the conversation...
I mean, seriously... 🙄
stormyviper11 said:Man, that takes me right back to The Residents... those guys were legendary. Honestly, I wish they’d make a comeback already.
Me too, me too! Seriously! God, talk about a trip down memory lane... old school stuff, you know? 🙂
stormyviper11 said:(whenever I step away from my exhausting, soul-crushing job patrolling the streets of Klikov)... 😁 🙂
Right. 🙂 They aren't doing that anymore. The guy basically went soft and traded it all in for a career in Playboy. Enough said. Now, if I recall correctly, he'll probably be busy tasting baby food and testing out diapers very soon... 😁
Lali Puna said:So, here's the deal:
what happens when the person your heart is set on listens to music that you absolutely cannot stand? Is that even a dealbreaker? Or do you just stop seeing people as potential partners if they don't frequent the same spots or share your playlist?
Maybe he’s all about those high-end, pretentious lounges while she’s strictly underground—or vice versa?
Or maybe you live and breathe music, but you can't go to a single show together because your tastes are worlds apart. You want to talk shop, but there's nothing to discuss... you rarely go out because he's busy grinding to some R&B track while you're sitting there rolling your eyes at the sheer mediocrity of it all.
Do you find it impossible to even consider someone a romantic prospect if they don't respect the same sonic landscape you do?
Been there—done that.
While I was spinning my usual rotation (check NPR and stuff like that), she was stuck on Matrona, Kojon Agli, Serem Dion, Frank Sinatra, and the like.
Slowly, she started picking up on the good stuff... though it took her a while to actually learn how to appreciate it. 😁
I dragged her to a few concerts of a certain caliber, and eventually, she realized I wasn't just trying to blow her eardrums out with noise 😁. Honestly, I think the Residents finally broke her—my brother and I would be losing our minds over some classic old-school set, and she’d just look dead inside—either from boredom or just pure lack of soul
. But hey, whatever, she's an ex now. 😁
Everything's fine now, though. 👍
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Wait, did he seriously just forget about Death Grips? 😁
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Susan Clark10 said:Oh, please—go ahead and crucify me then... personally, I think it’s just pure eighties style, end of story. 🙂
Come on now, don't go digging yourself even deeper into this hole... 😁
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Nicholas Perez33 said:I am more than ready to grab a bottle of this stuff and choke out thirty Canadians with my bare hands before diving headfirst into a septic tank.🙂
Watch out—you might just get exactly what you’re wishing for before you even finish the thought... 😁 😈