Relationship issues: Need some advice

Chloe Miller74 said:I took a quick look at the profile. Doesn't look like a troll to me, so you guys can stop messing around.

Are you actually being serious right now?☕

Grace Sanders24 said:Are you being serious right now, lady?☕

Josh, what on earth are you doing in this thread, Veser div? I guess I'm just surprised! ☕

Kate Fox58 said:Grace Sanders24, what are you even doing here, Veser div? For crying out loud. ☕

Look, I'm out here giving selfless advice on sex. What are you even doing here? At least I've actually been around the block once upon a time. You haven't even done that!☕

Go ahead, keep showing off. ☕

Kate Fox58... maybe you should let djos know we're in a bit of a crisis here—I mean, if you haven't even been intimate lately, well, that’s just plain shameful, I suppose. ☕

What is this—beginner-level nuts? 🤣

Josh made a fair point there, honestly—it’s just how things go. 🤣

There are definitely people like that out there, though they’re probably just trolling. They usually end up venting to the wrong person... honestly, it sounds like some deep-seated childhood trauma at this point.

Larry Perez69 said:Hey Kate Fox58... maybe you should let djos know things are getting pretty intense. I guess if you haven't even hooked up yet, that’s just plain embarrassing! ☕

That's right!
Stealing is just wrong. It’s honestly pretty shameful. ☕

She was only 25 back in 2019, and now she’s already 30.
I'm not quite sure how dedicated of a forum member she actually is yet.🍿

stormygardener93 said:She was 25 back in 2019, and now she's 30.
I honestly can't tell how much of a veteran user she actually is at this point. 🍿

In January 2019, she turned 24, then somehow hit 25 within that same month, and now we're looking at 30.

The way she writes reminds me of Kazaiah, that guy who basically treats this whole forum like his own personal creative writing project. Considering he already got shut down on those other PDF boards, I guess we’re the last ones left standing. 😁

Kazo 👋

Nicole Myers clearly thinks someone on this forum is bored 🙂

Has Alice reached out yet? Did she end up picking up those candy canes? 🕺

Grace Sanders24 said:Look, I’m just offering some selfless sexual advice here. What are you even doing in this thread? At least I have a history; you don't even have that!☕

Are you serious? She is absolutely stunning.

Walter Baker2 said:Seriously though, she is such a beautiful woman

I’m basically a deity, so nobody should be messing with me.

Harold Adams19 said:Has Alice checked in yet? Did she actually manage to track down that candy? 🕺

Honestly, whether it was the real deal or just some cheap knockoff, she probably ran for the hills the second she caught wind of all this advice.

Nicole Myers said:Whether it was the original or just a copy, she basically ran for the hills once she saw all the advice.

That's just weird.
There are so many people here trying to help. 😁

I told her right off the bat that she’d come to the right person if she wanted some straight talk.
My advice? Just hold off on the physical stuff until after the wedding—don't give in to him yet. ☕

I guess any normal woman might try to play hard to get with a guy once in a while.

Kate Fox58 said:Any woman with half a brain knows how to play hard to get.

🤣🤣
And clearly, some of them have quite the imagination, since they've started bringing toys into the mix. 🕺

Nicole Myers said:🤣🤣
And you can tell some people are getting pretty creative, maybe even using walking sticks. 🕺

🙂

I guess once you... go way beyond what’s socially acceptable, all you have left is a cane??