Pregnancy countdown!

Grace Anderson3, go paint the kitchen yourself—that’s what my grandma used to do. You really ought to change the color, because these contractors clearly did a hack job. 🙂

What kind of charge 🤣

Did she work before or after her shift?

Grace Anderson3 said:Hans has a stomachache today. He's basically wrapped in blankets like a pancake, just chilling with some crackers and tea. Poor guy is feeling pretty pathetic... Someone mentioned dates might help, maybe at least 6 a day... so I'm eating dates today

Figures. I called it. Like I told you guys yesterday, last night's sex session definitely took its toll on him. 🤦

The girl who claimed starting a family was a walk in the park spent her entire day helping contractors remodel the kitchen🤔🧐

Grace Sanders24 said:I knew it. Exactly what I told you guys yesterday. Last night's sex definitely cost him. 🤦

I had this dream where I was at a postpartum checkup, and the doctor tells me I'm pregnant again. I'm like, "What?!? I just gave birth..." and Hans felt sick when I told him about it. 🤷

Anthony Nguyen81 said:That girl who claimed giving birth was a walk in the park spent the whole day helping contractors in her kitchen.🤔🧐

Which girl? 🍿

🎉🎉

It feels like it could happen any second now... you can practically feel it in the air.

It’s just a matter of when... 🤣 🤣

well, tonight she’s got you 😬

Grace Anderson3 said:What kind of midwife 🤣

Was she working before or after her due date?

It was before the birth—as for whether it was before or after the actual due date, I honestly have no clue, and unfortunately, I can't ask her anymore 🕺. My other grandmother didn't even go to a hospital for delivery; she just called over a neighbor who was a self-taught midwife. It happened in January during a brutal winter, and they didn't even register my mother with the local county office on time; they just lied and said she was born later, so she doesn't even know her exact birth date.🙂

I know one woman who can't even tell you her own birthday for the exact same reason. Then there’s another one who knows her birthday, but has no clue where she was born because her mom went into labor on a train somewhere between New York City and Washington, D.C.

is it happening yet? 🙈

Grace Anderson3 said:I had this dream where I was at a postpartum checkup—and the doctor tells me I’m pregnant again. I'm like, "What?! I just gave birth..." and poor Hans felt a bit lightheaded when I told him about it. 🤷

Which girl? 🍿

Just a friend of my wife's—she's the godmother to my firstborn. 🙂
She's young, but she's had some intense family drama—
total chaos, really.😁

Harold Adams19 said:Is this thing on? 🙈

No. 😛

Let me sleep, people. 👋

Anthony Nguyen81 said:So, one of my wife's friends—the godmother to our first kid—🙂
She's young, but she had some Super stories about families
with enough happiness to drown in.😁

Good for her if it's actually true.

Grace Anderson3 said:It isn't 😛

Hot to sleep, people 👋

and what about now? I'm gonna go toss some beans in the pot, maybe the beans will figure out when labor starts

I'd much rather eat that chili 🕺

Grace Anderson3 said:It isn't 😛

Hot to sleep on this, people 👋

E: Super for her if that's actually the case.

She had zero reason to make things up

Why don't you like her?🍿

nah, hold on, this is just for reading tea leaves
it says here, sometime this week, between 4:00 PM and 10:00 PM

didn't specify which day, but I'll take what I can get

Thank God it wasn't like that again tonight. I just don't have the energy for family drama right now. 🕺

Grace Sanders24 said:Thank God it didn't happen again tonight. I just don't have the energy left for family matters. 🕺

I hear you.
Hopefully tomorrow is quiet too—it’s been an exhausting day on my end as well. 😬

Oh, please. You two aren't the ones doing the birthing—it's Grace Anderson3