Pregnancy countdown!

It’s all Hans's fault.

Feeling good. I'm not even that anxious tonight. After grabbing some chicken tenders, my nerves have settled down. Grace Anderson3, it would be perfect right about now. I'm ready. ☕

Just dropping in to say I'm heading to bed 🥱 unless someone starts drinking again 🤦

hiddenmarlin14 said:just dropping in to say I'm heading to bed🥱 unless someone starts🤦 drinking again

Then why even bother posting? You aren't giving birth or anything.🤦

morning 🥳

Morning, is Hans Jr. on his way yet? 🎉

we still don't know 🎉

Perhaps he finally made it to his destination

Today works for me. My schedule is pretty light, so I can definitely be there for the delivery.☕

Today feels like a promising day 🍿

Hey everyone 😍 it’s not happening today! Just got back from my checkup, and there’s no sign of any progress yet. The nurse at the clinic mentioned that boys tend to take their sweet time compared to girls—it’s not a hard rule, but clearly, my little guy is following that trend.

So, I guess all we can do is wait and see... 🙂

He isn't in any particular rush 😁
It looks like we're getting a novice rather than a seasoned pro 😬

Our place will be absolutely spotless if we actually stick to this plan. 🙂

@hiddenmarlin14/">@@hiddenmarlin14, out of the five virgins I know, only one is actually decent, so everything is relatively 🙂

Grace Anderson3 said:Our apartment will be absolutely spotless if we stick to this plan. 🙂

Well, I suppose it’s better to play it safe than to deal with a wild animal. 😬

Sure, we'll see about that... My ex was a virgin, and Hans's dad was too, so I've got some firsthand insight here..

Why would I check Wikipedia? My brother is a total legend 😍

Grace Anderson3 said:Look, we'll see... My ex was a virgin, and Hans's father is one too—so I have some perspective here.

Why Wikipedia? My brother is a total legend 😍

A cleaner apartment 🤣
Legends are fine, but sometimes they have way too much energy—and maybe a bit too much ego 😬

Once the little guy arrives, I'll send over his birth chart so we can get a real measurement of that massive ego of his. 😁

Anyway, Hans is feeling a bit on edge right now. I told him he should just pour himself a shot of bourbon to settle the nerves, but he’s too stubborn to drink alone...

Men, they can be loud and exhausting 🤦 talk way too much for my taste 😳 fine, and even virgins can be noisy, though maybe not quite that much 🤔

Alright. Heading back out to the ocean! It's pretty calm today.☕