Pregnancy countdown!

Grace Anderson3 said:Once the little guy arrives, I'll send you his birth chart—we can finally run some numbers on that ego of his. : D
Anyway, Hans is a bit on edge right now. I told him he should feel free to pour himself a shot of bourbon to settle the nerves, but he’s just not the type to drink alone...

I'm right there with him 🤣
The age gap between kids isn't even that huge, though they tend to cling to you for a long time—and my wife hasn't been in a "party mood" for about seven years now (time really flies, doesn't it? 😲). 😬
Even if you offer her a sip of bourbon 🤣

As for the birth chart, sure, send it over. 🙂

hiddenmarlin14 said:Lions can be pretty loud and exhausting :face palm: too much chatter for my taste : o ok, and Virgos can be loud too, but usually not quite to that extent :mis li:

Well, yeah 😬
Virgos are known for having very skillful hands 🤔

I'll snap eventually, sooner or later.. 🙂

Look, I don't want you guys sitting around thirsty while you wait, so here's a drink. Take whatever fits your mood...

About to drop like, a hundred posts this weekend!! 🎉

Grace Anderson3, is Hans actually showing up for the delivery?

Harold Adams19 said:It's gonna be a hundred percent this weekend!! 🎉

Could probably kick off Sunday night 🕺

Harold Adams19 said:It’s going down this weekend. One hundred posts incoming! 🎉

Grace Mitchell87 said:Sunday night could always go for a start. 🕺

I don't even know if I should be reacting this way. 🎉 Or maybe like this. 😱

Walter Baker2 said:Grace Anderson3, is Hans actually going to be at the delivery?

It’ll happen.

Grace Anderson3 said:I’m honestly torn between reacting like this 🎉 or maybe more like this 😱

It'll happen.

The poor guy actually passed out.

I'll tell him to grab his gym helmet and wear it in the workshop, just so he doesn't go cracking his skull open.

Nothing yet? ☕

Here’s how it’s going to go down. 🤣

Nicole Myers said:That’s just how it’s gonna go down. 🤣

🤣😬

Grace Anderson3, grace, Beba, Beba, Hans🎉

This is a breathing exercise designed to help induce labor.

Nicole Myers said:This is just an exercise to help induce labor.

😲Please don't, I'm in pain here. I'm just watching and I'm not even pregnant 😲

She’s got her appointment today, and she was asking me for advice on how to get the labor moving along—you can tell she’s been loading up on bell peppers and pineapple lately. 🕺

I didn't even ask her about the delivery details🤣

Rachel Palmer56 said:I didn't exactly ask her how she planned on handling the delivery🤣

She’ll probably just sneeze, and Beba will fly out so fast that Hans won't even have time to pass out from the shock

Nicole Myers said:One sneeze and Beba’s gonna fly out so fast Hans won't even have time to pass out.

You're lying to me.🙂

I'll just sneeze twice in a row then.🥳

Let my babies just shoot everything in sight.🥳

Are you carrying twins?

Look, I’m not carrying anything, but I can definitely try sneezing twice😬

Or maybe that's not how it works😬

Go ahead and sneeze, you might just launch something out. 🤣 You never know.