Pregnancy countdown!

Goodnight. Hope you've got your go-bag ready just in case things get crazy. 🥱

Goodnight! 👋 Everything is set, don't worry.

I'm heading to bed soon, too. Hans is already passed out in bed. 🙂

Is it starting yet? 🤔

Still isn't 😵 😵

one day when he tells me, "Mom, I was late for school again," I'll just say, "No big deal, kid; you were late for your own family too." ☕

He hasn't even stepped out the door yet, and you guys already have enough stories to fill a book! 😍

It should definitely be our turn tomorrow. ☕

It would be about right, and Hans is going to lose his mind tonight.. 🙂

Why? 🤣

Something’s gotta give... ☕

🤔 yeah 🤷 🙂 🤔

Man, seriously...😲

He totally hooked up with her! They actually did it!😲

Look, people who are actually married have a legal right to sex within that union.🤷

I mean, I know, but she’s basically a blue whale right now. A total leviathan! Poor Hans!😲

Sex typically serves to foster intimacy and maintain its ease 🤔

Diana, hang in there—the baby should be arriving any minute now. Just try to enjoy some peace while you can and stop stressing about the clock. Go play The Sims, and let's just hope everyone stays pregnant long enough to actually give birth on schedule.

Does your baby move like this?

Anthony Nguyen81 said:Sex usually encourages procreation and ensures its continued ease🤔

I’ve heard the part about it driving procreation, but this whole idea about ensuring "ease"? Not so much. 😬

Dinah, just put a little bit of bacon down by the door, near the exit; once the smell hits him, I guarantee he’ll come running out. 😁

Yeah, men really think they have some kind of magic wand that can fix everything 🙂

Nicole Myers said:I’ve heard it encourages growth, but this idea about guaranteeing ease? Not so much. 😬

A short burst is a good burst.
And besides—it just makes the exit smoother 🤣