Pregnancy countdown!

I totally blanked on what Dinah actually likes to eat, but I’m pretty sure it’s ice cream; just throw that in there, and I bet she’ll be on the move in no time.

hiddenmarlin14 said:Sure—it’s that classic male delusion, thinking there's some magic wand that can just fix everything overnight. 🙂

A magic wand? Honestly, even a physical reprimand would be more effective than such a flimsy solution. 😬
It might even need to be something as powerful as the Zeus scepter. 🤣

I hope God gives Hans the strength to handle all this pressure!🙂

Anthony Nguyen81 said:A quick delivery makes for a good delivery.
Plus, you can always use some lube to help things along 🤣

Just imagine if the baby gets stuck halfway through and can't make an exit.

Grace Sanders24 said:May God give Hans enough strength to survive this much pressure!🙂

Why Hans? It’s probably Dinah. 🤔

Grace Sanders24 said:May God give Hans the strength to handle this much pressure!🙂

Well, she isn't going to take that from him😁

Nicole Myers said:Just imagine if the baby starts moving and gets stuck—unable to get out.

The head is flexible enough 😬

Nicole Myers said:Probably for Hans, or maybe Dinah. 🤔

Just imagine a massive blue whale sitting on you. 😲

Grace Sanders24 said:Imagine a massive blue whale just sitting right on top of you. 😲

She just collapses—legs flying everywhere.
Joe, my guy, you’ve clearly never tried to sleep with a pregnant woman. 😬

Anthony Nguyen81 said:She’s totally losing her mind here.
Joe, man, you would never hook up with a pregnant woman. 😬

Fujjj. Never. That's just not happening. Maybe on the side, though.🤔

Grace Sanders24 said:Fujjj. Never! He wouldn't dream of doing that—not under any circumstances. If anything, he might consider it as a side gig.🤔

Well, looking at it from another angle—it’s still a viable option.

Where is the will? 😬

So now Dinah is getting laid. Can pregnancy actually happen during sex, Anthony Nguyen81?🤔

Grace Sanders24 said:Well, I mean, obviously, but right now she’s basically a blue whale. A total leviathan! Poor Hans!😲

I have a soft spot for pregnant women.

Grace Sanders24 said:So now Dinah is having sex. Is it possible for labor to actually start during intercourse, Wikipedia?🤔

My take—the water breaking usually happens first.🤔

That said, an orgasm could be beneficial. 😬

Physical activity also helps speed up the process.🤔

Anthony Nguyen81 said:There’s just no way she’s going to fall for his act.😁

I honestly think it'll be Hans lurking in the background or tucked away in a spoon somewhere.

Walter Baker2 said:I've always had a thing for pregnant women.

Good grief, you just love anything feminine, don't you?🙂

Anthony Nguyen81 said:I reckon the waterfall's gonna blow first.🤔

It probably would've been a pretty solid orgasm, though. 😬

Physical labor speeds up labor too.🤔

So, does an Aquarius just go all in right away?
What kind of rule is that even supposed to be? Like, you can only have a baby after having sex with a water elemental? That's wild.
What exactly is Hans Aquarius? 🤔

Grace Sanders24 said:Good grief, you just have a massive thing for anything feminine, don't you?🙂

So, what, does an Aquarius have to sleep with her first?
Since when did that become a rule? Like she can only conceive after hooking up with an Aquarius?
And what exactly makes Hans an Aquarius? 🤔

🤣

Now it all makes sense why everyone is obsessed with Aquarians.

water cushion, Grace Sanders24, water cushion 🙂 that thing needs to pop, but ideally it should be wide open first so the little guy can just slide right out... 🤔 assuming I fastened this correctly 🤔

Hey guys, man, everything is just so complicated! 😵

I’ve never been particularly fond of pregnant women.