Diary of a Housewife: Chat Log

Top Gear 😍 (fell on my chest*)

They’re great 😍
And what about you—did some lady finally catch your eye and drag you toward marriage? 😁

So, I finally started working in my field (knock on wood, I've been at it for a month now), so my free time for going out is pretty much non-existent. Honestly, I feel like I’m heading toward a solo lifestyle where I won't be chasing relationships or marriage. You have to be real with yourself, and the truth is, I'm just not cut out for the whole marriage thing. 😉

On the flip side, though, I’d probably make the best uncle in the world 😈 (not to brag or anything). 🙂

Congrats on the new job—it’s good to see things finally falling into place for you. 👋
From what I can tell, you seem like marriage material—good-looking, hardworking, well-raised... nothing really missing there.
Unless, of course, you're some kind of player who's cycling through someone new every week, though I suppose you don't strike me that way. 😁

I haven't been wandering off; I'm loyal.
Quality over quantity. 😎

Besides the things you listed, there are plenty of other drawbacks on my end (like living in a place where people get wasted at backyard chicken parties 🤦 and loving it here 😵), so when you do the math, I’m not exactly winning any awards on the dating market. 😬
I'm basically the Tottenham Hotspur of the dating world; you only end up with me if none of the top-tier teams were available. 🤣

So, you're actually doing alright then 😍
You claim to be the favorite uncle—which I suppose means the kids actually like you 😍
I have no idea why I assumed you were an only child 😳

Who wouldn't want an uncle who takes you to the game, shooting practice, jet skiing, or horseback riding, followed by pizza and ice cream? 🙂

I suppose I’d love that too 😁

Drunk chickens? 🤣
That’s a new one for me 😁 so, I guess the downside is just not wanting to live in the city?
Even if they say it’s all about romance, nature, peace, fresh air, and drunk chickens 😁

Look, we’ve got this guy who has an incredible story involving his vineyard and horse racing; he’s been on TV for about ten years now. I was just saying recently how his hard work and passion really put our neck of the woods on the map. Then, out of nowhere, a couple of drunks from the local soccer club go and spread rumors about the place like wildfire—even the news outlets from the next town over picked up the nonsense :facepalm. It’s not even something to be proud of; it’s just embarrassing. 🙈

Love is everywhere everywhere 🤣

Yeah, generally speaking, it's a downside because I prefer rural living over urban. I've lived in both, but I'd take a small town or a quiet suburb over a massive city any day.

I missed those news updates 😁 send me the link 😁

I'm not exactly a fan of big cities, the crowds, or the heat myself 😳

Shared by Index, Šprajc, maybe some Tuzla info or whatever... Everyone's picking it up.
https://zadarski.slobodnadalmacija.h...-lopta-1102583

Total clusterfuck. 🙈

Charles Bailey2 said:It was picked up by Index, Šprajc, maybe some Tuzla info outlet or whatever... Everyone's doing it.
https://www.nytimes.com/article/example-link

A total clusterfuck. 🙈

God, poor little thing 😳
I guess she made it through all that—unless they just tossed her on the grill afterward. 😳

Honestly, I still don't know if the chicken actually survived. 😳
Anyway, the actors were hauled in for questioning the next day. Total idiots, the lot of them.

Drew Ross2, I'm heading out. I'm beat, so I'm going to crash early since I have to be up at 6:00 AM.
Take care! 😉

Charles Bailey2 😘 and I am also trying to get the baby to sleep. 😳

Charles Bailey2 said:Look, I honestly can't tell if the chicken even survived the ordeal. 😳
Anyway, the culprits were hauled in for questioning the very next day. Absolute buffoons, the lot of them.

These guys take the cake. They're even worse than that guy I know who ended up on CNN because he decided to punt a chicken off the field during a game.

Where are all my homemakers at?

Don't even ask what kind of chaos today has been 🙂
Between a pediatrician appointment with the baby, hitting up the butcher since we’re grilling tomorrow, swinging by the farmer's market for strawberries, and then a trip to the park with the kids—followed by ice cream, of course.
Cleaned the house this morning, so now I suppose I have to figure out lunch.

Drew Ross2 said:Don't even ask what kind of whirlwind 🙂

Between pediatrician appointments with the baby, hitting up the butcher shop because we’re firing up the grill tomorrow, wandering the farmers market for strawberries, hitting the park with the kids, and then treating them to ice cream... my day has been a marathon.

The house was spotless this morning, but now I've got lunch on the stove.

I'm speechless. You've basically become the ultimate old-school homemaker. Here is a little something to help you level up even further.

https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/life/a11736/tips-for-being-a-great-homemaker/

Tldr 😳
Lately, my attention span and mental bandwidth have dwindled—I can only really manage short posts here.
I miss the President 😢