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Chat US: For True Americans Only, Vol. 2

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Participants Larry Diaz4Rachel Richardsonironbear66ironcobra13Emily Barrett9Hannah Hughes57Walter Baker2Maria Cox2briskbison47Gerald Gomez43Michael Mendoza7nimblesurfer90Daniel Kelly57hiddenmarlin14dustypilot11Jacob AlvarezNicholas Cook4Jeremy Johnson18Zachary Davis47Steven Lopez77Daniel Nguyen2wanderingheron9Patrick Thomas29Richard Sanders7 …
quietcrane63 quietcrane63 Member
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#261 ·
Alexander Adams94 said:I won't comment on the mods, but I guess wanderingheron9 might not have a shot at returning to the US for at least six months. That's assuming he promises to stop bringing up the topics that cause these ridiculous circus acts in the first place.

Personally, I don't care much about all this stuff regarding jawlines and looks. I haven't even bothered to look at most of those posts or the arguments they spark.

It seems to me like half the women here are acting like they did back in the Tisa days. On one hand, they think wanderingheron9 is hot, but on the other, they hate his views. They can't decide whether to flirt with him or tear him down. If wanderingheron9 were some nerdy kid like Harry Potter, they probably wouldn't be getting so worked up over what he says.

Take little Slavonac Med, for instance. He talks such nonsense, yet the girls here won't let him go because they find him attractive or whatever. 🤣

I agree. 😁

Who is Slavonac? Where can I see his posts?😁
Alexander Adams94 Alexander Adams94 Active Member
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joined Dec 2014
#262 ·
quietcrane63 said:I agree. 😁

Who is this Slavonac guy? Where can I find his previous posts?😁

For those of you who just got assigned to the US, you seem to expect to learn everything about a crew we've known for years in just three days.

By the way, those guys from the local gym have always been a bit much for me. They spend half the day in front of the mirror taking progress selfies. 🤣
quietcrane63 quietcrane63 Member
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joined Apr 2023
#263 ·
Alright, cheapskate. At least tell me what he actually wrote that the preppies hated so much.
Patrick Thomas29 Patrick Thomas29 Member
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joined May 2008
#264 ·
Spring slump🥱
George Cook31 George Cook31 Newcomer
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joined Oct 2021
#265 ·
quietcrane63 said:Alright, you cheapskate. At least tell me what he was actually writing that the ladies didn't dig so much.

I mean, why do you even care? You seem to be doing a pretty great job of writing stuff that women absolutely hate anyway. 👍
quietcrane63 quietcrane63 Member
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joined Apr 2023
#266 ·
George Cook31 said:What’s it to you? You seem to have a real knack for writing stuff women hate. 👍

I guess I'm just aiming for a higher level of being disliked by the divas.
wanderingheron9 wanderingheron9 Member
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joined Apr 2019
#267 ·
quietcrane63, if I were you, I'd just hang out here on the boards for a bit, and eventually, you'll start to figure out who's who and what the vibe is.
It’s pretty unlikely anyone’s actually going to sit around and recap every single thing that’s gone down over the last few years.

Every six months or so, Pandora just shows up, sticks their neck out, and says "hey," and honestly, it's been that way for ages.🙄
I mean, look at me—I'm a total couch potato, but I still managed to end up in better shape than most of those guys over there.
quietcrane63 quietcrane63 Member
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#268 ·
wanderingheron9 said:quietcrane63, my advice is just hang out here on the chat for a bit. eventually you'll figure out who's who.
I doubt anyone feels like rehashing years of history right now.

Fair enough.😁

Pandora shows up every few months, says hi, and that's basically it. Been doing that for years.🙄

Then why bother if they aren't actually engaging with us? Why tease us for no reason? 🙂

As a total couch potato, I definitely have a better build than most of those guys.

You definitely do.
Adam Lee13 Adam Lee13 Active Member
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#269 ·
quietcrane63 said:Pandora, get in here. I’d give you a serious high five if you did.🙂

😁

Man, seeing that brings back memories of hanging out on those old AOL message boards... Pandora was always stepping up to defend me whenever the other girls on the forums would start coming for me or just being straight-up nasty... honestly, I think she had a bit of a crush on me back then... that was like, what, ten or twelve years ago?

And yeah, even back then, she’d be posting thirst traps of her legs and everything, and the other ladies on the board would basically just tear her apart for it.
quietcrane63 quietcrane63 Member
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#270 ·
Adam Lee13 said:I remember Pandora from those old online forums... she always had my back whenever other girls on the boards started attacking or talking trash about me. I think she liked me back then, maybe? That was probably 10 or 12 years ago...

She used to post photos of her legs and butt there too, and most of the women on the forum just ended up hating on her.

I guess I like her even more now.🙂
Adam Lee13 Adam Lee13 Active Member
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#271 ·
quietcrane63 said:Now I like it even more.🙂

Man, this reminds me of some girl from an old American message board back in the day—she was from San Diego—who spent the entire summer of 2011 blowing up my inbox and listening to me whine about my breakup...🤣

ahhh Ivona, Ivona, why did you leave me?🕺
quietcrane63 quietcrane63 Member
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#272 ·
Adam Lee13 said:I'm remembering this one woman from an old AOL message board—she was from San Diego. We spent the whole summer of 2011 messaging privately; she basically just listened to me vent about getting dumped...🤣

Workaholics.😁
Adam Lee13 Adam Lee13 Active Member
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#273 ·
quietcrane63 said:.😁

So, what’s been your absolute messiest, most disastrous encounter with women?
quietcrane63 quietcrane63 Member
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#274 ·
Adam Lee13 said:What’s been your absolute worst situation with women?

One girl showed up at my place, ringing the doorbell and claiming I’d used her. I guess it isn't really my fault she jumped into things so fast without us actually defining anything. Though, she did end up hooking up with me a few more times after that.😁
Adam Lee13 Adam Lee13 Active Member
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#275 ·
quietcrane63 said:When she showed up at my place, ringing the bell and accusing me of taking advantage of her... look, it's not my fault things escalated so fast when we hadn't even set any ground rules. And yeah, obviously, she ended up hooking up with me a few more times after that.😁

So, me and this cousin of mine—her mom and my grandma are sisters, so you get the family tree situation—we were hanging out all summer, and honestly, there was this vibe building up between us over those two months.

Then one day, out of nowhere, she shoots me a text saying we need to talk. We linked up around 8 PM, and I was just like, alright, sure.

We met up, headed down to the beach, and just started shooting the breeze. She suggested we sit down for a bit, so we did, and we kept talking. At one point, she asks if she can rest her head in my lap, and I’m like, why not? So we keep chatting, and then suddenly, totally deadpan, she just goes, "Kiss me."🤣...I'm not gonna go into more detail than that...

The whole point was that she'd noticed the tension between us and felt like she had to deal with it, like she had to get it out of her system.

After that, she started dodging me, because apparently, "if we're ever alone together, it'll just happen again."🤣

EDIT: Also, back like 3 or 4 years ago, right after she dumped her guy three days before their wedding, she actually came to me to vent, even though we hadn't really spoken in years.
quietcrane63 quietcrane63 Member
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joined Apr 2023
#276 ·
Adam Lee13 said:Me and my cousin (her mom and my grandma are sisters)... we spent the whole summer hanging out outside, and I guess some kind of energy started building up between us over those two months.

Then one day, she just texts me out of nowhere saying we need to talk. We met up around 8 PM, and I was just like, okay.

We met up, went down to the beach, and just chatted about nothing much. She suggested sitting down for a bit, so we did, still just talking. At one point, she asks if she can put her head in my lap. I said sure, and we kept talking. Then, after a while, she just casually tells me to kiss her🤣...and that's where it ended...

The point was, she noticed there was something happening between us and felt like she had to deal with it, just get it out of her head.

Later on, she started avoiding me, because "if we're alone, the same thing will happen again."🤣

😁

You were talking about someone between the first and second cousin.😁

I guess you can only call yourself a player once a relative makes the first move.🤣
Amy Bennett Amy Bennett Active Member
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#277 ·
Anthony Nguyen81 said:Man, there used to be some really great girls down there... 😁

Good moderation should be transparent—though sometimes certain things are overlooked for the greater good.
I mean, focus on the issues, not the people.
The golden rule of any debate is that you shouldn't resort to ad hominem attacks; just argue the actual points—it’s as simple as that.
It's just that some topics are way too complex for certain folks, so then you end up with people complaining just because their friends are complaining. 😁

That whole clan-based mentality is pretty much awful.
It's basically, "this guy can stay because he's my buddy, but let's all gang up and tear this other guy apart." 🙂

Even Sisyphus was actually right (once upon a time).
The problem with him is that it's just embarrassing when someone starts picking fights or being insulting, especially since most of his arguments just boil down to repeating the same old talking points.

What's the point of a discussion if you're just talking to a brick wall?

@Tab, please step in for Syla—that honestly wasn't fair at all...

My posts about Macron regarding the decline of the West have already been wiped twice. I honestly don't get the logic behind that thread. Everyone is posting random nonsense about caste systems in India, or some American who hates women, or whatever, but the second you mention Macron, your post vanishes. 🙏 🤣

People over there really seem to despise Macron. ☕

Sisyphus is actually a decent guy, really, but he's incredibly easy to clash with because he's stubborn as a mule and loves to bicker even when it isn't necessary.
Adam Lee13 Adam Lee13 Active Member
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#278 ·
quietcrane63 said:😁

You were probably just jerking off somewhere between the first and second cousin.😁

A guy can only really call himself a player once a relative actually makes the first move on him.🤣

Look, you have zero clue about the kind of bond that forms between two people when there’s actual blood connection involved; I honestly can't compare it to anything else I've ever experienced in my life.

It's wild—literally all it takes is one look, and she knows exactly what's crossing my mind and what I'm craving (plus we've been super close since we were little kids)... we head out for some food with her, and within five minutes we've found our own little corner, lost in our own world, and suddenly the rest of the crowd just vanishes, you know? It's like nobody else even exists.

Between her and Ivona, everything else I've done with women has just felt like a massive struggle, no matter how hard I tried to make it work.

Real question though: have you ever actually hooked up with a girl without even giving her a kiss?😁
quietcrane63 quietcrane63 Member
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#279 ·
Adam Lee13 said:You don't really get the kind of bond that forms between two people when there's actually blood involved. I can't compare it to anything else I've experienced.

It would honestly be enough just to look at her; she knows exactly what I’m thinking and what I want. We could go out for some of her pies, find a spot to ourselves within five minutes, and just start talking. It's like everyone else just disappears. You don't see anyone else.

Between her and Ivona, everything else I was ever in felt like nothing but struggle, no matter how hard I tried to fix things.

We all went through high school during that phase where hormones are peaking, and maybe the only female contact we had was with our cousins. I probably wouldn't have even hesitated back then if they had made a move. But, in my defense, I was just a kid and didn't give a damn about anything.🤣

Question: Have you ever slept with a woman without kissing her?😁

No. Have you? Did he just turn around and spank her?😁
Amy Bennett Amy Bennett Active Member
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joined Feb 2018
#280 ·
I was easily the least horny guy in my high school. Honestly, until I hit about 18, I wouldn't even turn my head for a pretty girl walking down the street—unless she was right in front of me, of course. It happened maybe once every few months, while all my friends were constantly drooling over everyone they saw like total losers.

Back in high school, my girlfriend used to nag me constantly, accusing me of checking out other girls. In reality, I’d just be staring blankly into space, lost in thought, while the rest of the guys were busy talking trash or making some useless comments while we sat at a coffee shop.

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