Third Time's a Charm Chat

Hahhah, hey Google, coffee's bringing out the sausages hihihihi

You’re basically the final stop for Google's package, and look—if she can't get it delivered, I'm stepping in to make things right! Otherwise, where else are those sausages supposed to go, huh?
Hi hi hi hi hiiii.....

Ahaaa, I honestly thought you were saying Taylor Swift wanted Google to make up for those books, okayyyyyyyy 🕺

so, who else is actually stoked about getting their shots?

Ashley Johnson46 said:Ohhh, I totally thought you were saying you wanted to make up for those books with some Google stuff—my bad! 🕺

Wait, did she actually mention sending over two pounds of smoked brisket, or did I just read way too fast and jump to conclusions there?

everyone is reading way too fast 😵 just like Kaaaaayoooooooooooooo

Honestly, I’ve completely lost track of who’s actually stocking up on smoked sausage, who’s hoarding books, or even which local mail carrier is willing to deal with anyone's delivery requests anymore... 🙏

And what on earth does any of that have to do with vaccines? 🤣

Everything traces back to the vaccines

I mean, you can't even get your hands on decent smoked sausage without all this vaccination stuff getting in the way

Kaaaayoooooooooooooo
<3

Olivia Morgan3 is heading over to see Kaaaaayoooooooooooooo

Dammit, you can't just go posting my photos like that in public!

Grandma won 🤣🤣

hey, what's up

We’ve officially reached the point where Elvis Presley is basically the patron saint of truth. 🙏
I’m honestly ready to go off on all those crown-wearing conspiracy theorists.

Elvis Presley is actually telling the truth

Olivia Morgan3 said:Kaaaayoooooooooooooo div>

🙂

hey, look what I found a photo of you doing... 🤣

https://cbsnews2.cbsistatic.com/hub/...-539487034.jpg

Nicole Jones13 said:🙂

Hey Nicholas Watson, looks like someone caught you on camera... 🤣

https://cbsnews2.cbsistatic.com/hub/...-539487034.jpg

😍😍😍😍😍

...I'm hoping you might have enough room left for a few more newcomers. 😁 I’m checking in on behalf of myself and a colleague from the New York Times... we’re pretty low-key folks, honestly, you probably won't even notice us being here. Politically speaking, I suppose we sit somewhere in the center; we aren't big fans of vaccines or the whole COVID situation, and we still hold onto the belief that the Earth is round (though maybe I shouldn't assume my colleague feels the exact same way—I guess I'm overstepping there).

As for Clovis, we actually know him from the discussions over at the NYT forums and specifically from that Trump thread, where he fought right until the bitter end and was basically the last man standing after everyone else on his team had already conceded defeat and moved on. 🙂

Even though we were on opposite sides of the aisle back then, that kind of grit really impressed us, and it kind of inspired us to come find him here on OFF. (Though, to be fair, I don't think I'll be able to post on the NYT forums nearly as much as I used to 🙂).

Of course 😍.

See, >, I guess it shows someone actually cares about us after all <3