The most bratty Mars signs

neonskipper2 said:That fish guy might think he's James Bond, or the Wolf of Wall Street, or maybe Spider-Man or Superman... but really, he's just some random dude rowing a boat and daydreaming.🤣

@Susan Sullivan6, try turning this whole forum upside down and you'll see things more clearly 😳

Black, come on, say something about the grocery store. Something sexy 😳

Susan Sullivan6 said:In Aquarius? 😳

is that even cool? 🙄

Michelle Bennett14 said:but is that actually cool? 🙄

😁

Honestly, I don't have a clue what any of this means, all I know is that it's the best thing in Skopje and Kokijev is totally top-tier. 🥳

neonskipper2 said:That guy thinks he’s James Bond, the Wolf of Wall Street, Spider-Man, or Superman... meanwhile, he’s actually just some dude in a rowboat daydreaming his life away.🤣

🤣

svjetioničar tisa 😍

Tisa 🤣 Break it down for me. 😁

Susan Sullivan6 said:😁

Honestly, I don't have a clue what any of this actually means. All I know is that it's the best thing in Skopje and Kokijev is just being extra. 🥳

Black said mine isn't being extra, 🥳

boldstag said:Lighthouse 😍

Honestly, that’s pretty much my whole dream. 😳 Just having endless time to myself, where nobody can even bother me if I don't feel like dealing with people, plus total peace and quiet out in nature... It lets me live in this little fantasy where I’m actually somewhere else entirely, just being some big shot. 😳 🙂🤣

Susan Kim91 said:Honestly, that’s basically my entire bucket list. 😳 Just having endless free time, zero chance of people bothering me if I'm not feeling it, and total peace surrounded by nature... It lets me daydream that I've actually escaped it all and am living my best life somewhere else. 😳 🙂🤣

As for me, I don't really fear being alone. I tend to stay pretty quiet and don't need much social interaction anyway. 🕺 🤣

boldstag said:If I'm just by myself, I tend to stay pretty quiet and don't really need much interaction🕺 🤣

I get the feeling you're probably going to want sex all the time😳 🤣

Susan Sullivan6 said:😁

I honestly don't know what any of this means. All I know is that the best one is in Skopje and Kokijev is top-tier. 🥳

That's why I'm trolling, but seriously, my Mars is king. Scorpions? They aren't even in the same league. 🙂

boldstag said:Only those two showed up for me 😳

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Can't do it. This poll is literally causing me mental anguish and pure injustice. 🕺

neonskipper2 said:A Mars in Cancer is the most wimpy thing ever. Like, what's the best version of that guy? A fat chef? Someone in an apron?

And the Libra guy? Which one of the women is just waiting for gifts? 😳
Just give me the guy in the apron, at least he's actually useful. 😁

Susan Kim91 said:Sounds like you're gonna be craving sex 24/7 😳 🤣

🤣 So what? Just pretend you're somewhere else 😳 🤣

dustypilot11 said:Which women actually expect gifts? 😳

I mean, come on, if you've earned it, you might pick up a little something here and there, right? 🤣

boldstag said:🤣 so what, you think you're somewhere else? 😳 🤣

🤣

boldstag said:I mean, you probably earned a little something here and there 🤣

Yeah, right. Like a boot to the ass. 😈 🤣

Susan Kim91 said:neonskipper2 actually claimed mine isn't man enough 🥳

Look, I can't really argue with a woman who's got a killer figure 😳

(and I'm definitely not talking about you 🤣 )

Michelle Bennett14 said:That’s why I love a little trolling, but for real though, my Mars is absolute perfection—nothing else even comes close 🙂

Lion? 😲

Susan Sullivan6 said:Lion? 😲

🙂 Oh yeah... nice job, you're really killing it with those ratings. 😁

Michelle Bennett14 said:That’s why I troll, but seriously, my Mars is king. Scorpios? Please, they can't even compete.🙂

Yeah, I love your Mars, probably my favorite one. 😳
(Unless it's at the end of the sign, then we're screwed)
E: sorry, thought yours was in Aries 😳

Not saying I don't brag, but mine is the coolest. 🥳
But we’ll need a whole separate thread for that. 😁

I’m a huge fan of Mars over at Lion too 😍

But honestly, he’s totally out of place in this thread 😬

dustypilot11 said:Yeah, I love your Mars, it's probably my favorite. 😳
(Unless it's at the end of the sign, then we're screwed)
E: sorry, I thought yours was in Aries 😳

Not that I'm bragging, but mine is the coolest. 🥳
But we'll need a whole separate thread for that. 😁

Feels like it's just starting and it's still in my subtext 🥳 it really is the coolest..

boldstag said:🤣 I mean, what, you actually think you're somewhere else? 😳 🤣

Can I just watch porn while you get your work done? 😳 🤣

dustypilot11 said:I’m out. This poll is straight-up offensive and totally unfair. 🕺

And what about the guy in the scale? Which woman actually expects gifts? 😳
Just give me the one in the apron—at least he’ll be useful for something. 😁

Yeah, the guy in the apron. Food is his whole personality. You'll have plenty of time for your own stuff while he's busy cooking. 🤣