The most bratty Mars signs

Yeah, whatever. Like I actually care about yours. 🤣

Whatever, zijev. Fine, I guess I'll just pretend I actually see what you're typing here.

Maria Wright62 said:I’m not being harsh, it just isn't my style to serve terrible coffee. 🕺

Fair enough ☕ 😁

neonskipper2 said:Sounds like Mom 🤣

Could be figurative, literal, or both 🤣

dustypilot11 said:Well, it works for me. 🕺

Finally, we have something in common 😍 😁

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:Finally something we can agree on 😍 😁

I don't even know if we're talking about the same thing. I didn't say it was my weight, just that it’s the most wimpish one. 😬

Just saying, there's been way too many retro Mercury misunderstandings lately. 😵

Haha 🤣
Is it guys, girls, or both? 😳

What does Mars in Taurus look like?

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:Yeah, right. 🤣
Is it guys, girls, or both? 😳

Mostly guys. 😁

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:Fine ☕ 😁

Metaphorically, literally, or both. 🤣

Finally, we have something in common. 😍 😁

Both. 🤣

Chloe Cooper10 said:What's Mars in BIC like?

Some farmer, like sex in a field or whatever.
🤣

neonskipper2 said:some farmer, like having sex in a cornfield or whatever 🤣

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Mars in Taurus is also kinda "weak," like it's basically tanking, but it's not all bad. They aren't looking for a fight or any drama. It takes forever to get them moving, but once they actually start? They don't stop. Reliable. For guys, they aren't exactly some wild player type, so if a woman wants things to happen, she might need to make a move—just don't be too aggressive about it. He could, like, bake you a pie or something. 😁

dustypilot11 said:🤣

Mars in Taurus is also "weak" or in fall, but it’s not garbage. These guys hate drama and unnecessary fights. It takes a minute to get them moving, but once they catch momentum, they’re unstoppable. They're reliable. For men, they aren't exactly the aggressive, smooth-talking players, so if a woman wants things to happen, she might need to make the first move—just don't be too aggressive about it. Like, maybe just bake him some cookies or something. 😁

radiator scandal🤣

And what does Mars in Capricorn look like?🤔

neonskipper2 said:The whole damn radiator scandal. What a mess.🤣

🤣🤣

Joseph Clark37 said:So, what’s the deal with Mars in Capricorn?🤔

Mars in Capricorn is just chill. Disciplined, ambitious, and actually stays on track. They don't just dive into things blindly; they're all about that careful planning. Super reliable and loyal too. Total self-control.

neonskipper2 said:Some kind of plow-rent farmer, like having sex in a cornfield,🤣

dustypilot11 said:🤣

Mars in Taurus is similarly "weak"—it’s in decline—but it isn't a disaster. It avoids conflict and friction. It takes a while to get the engine running, but once it does, there’s no stopping it. Reliable. For men, this isn't exactly the profile of a wild conqueror; if a woman wants things to move along, she might need to take the lead. Just don't be too aggressive about it. Maybe just bake him a pie. 😁

Thanks a lot. Now I just have to break this epic news to him tonight.🤣
Blake, I'm expecting you to back me up.🤣

Reading this thread is actually killing me 🤣

Blake, you're a total legend 👍

Honestly, I’m pretty bummed out by how little people showed up to vote ☕

boldstag said:I'm honestly pretty bummed out by how little people showed up to vote ☕

Well, you didn't cast a ballot either. 🤣

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:Aha 🤣
Are we talking about men, women, or just both? 😳

Look, Doctor Bird, while you’re busy messing around with Mars and Jupiter, I’ve actually got clinically high triglycerides sitting right here in my bloodwork...

Susan Sullivan6 said:Well, you didn't vote either. 🤣

Look, I know which one it is, I just can't drop the link right this second 😳

Joseph Clark37 said:What’s Mars in Capricorn even look like?🤔

He's just a construction worker—sweaty, dead serious, and always stuck up on the highest scaffolding. 🤣

Chloe Cooper10 said:Thanks, guys. Now I just gotta figure out how to break this news to the legend tonight.🤣
Blake, I'm counting on you to have my back.🤣

I've always got your back, no matter what kind of mess you get into. 😁

boldstag said:Reading this thread is killing me. 🤣

Blake, you're good. 👍

The turnout for this vote was honestly pathetic. Total joke. ☕

Your ideas are killer. 🙂

Chloe Cooper10 said:Thanks so much for all the help—now if I can just figure out how to break the news to the epic tonight...🤣
Blake, I’m really counting on you to have my back here...🤣

Just read some Jakšić or Rakić—you honestly can't go wrong...

Mars is in Cancer. 👎
And I'm an Aries!
Good grief.