The most bratty Mars signs

Susan Kim91 said:Can I watch porn while you finish up what you're doing? 😳 🤣

Look at you, basically asking for a lightning strike to hit 🙂

And then people have the nerve to say astrology is fake 🥳

boldstag said:It’s funny how you’re basically trying to prove a point by using a straw man argument here. 🙂

So go ahead, just dismiss astrology entirely based on that logic if you want. 🥳

🤣 You really think my Mars enjoys getting kicked in the ass? 🤣

Susan Kim91 said:🤣 You really think my Mars enjoys getting spanked? 🤣

I certainly hope not 🙂 🤣

Millennials and Gen Z are just the biggest cowards 🥳

neonskipper2 said:yeah, that guy with the apron lives to eat. you'll actually get some downtime for yourself while he's busy cooking something up 🤣

Sounds perfect to me. 🙂

Back in my college days, I baked some cookies for this guy. 😍
And then he fell head over heels. 🤣

Maria Wright62 said:Me and millennials are such cowards 🥳

Nah, you're not. ☕

Maria Wright62 said:Honestly, us millennials are such cowards🥳

But hey, looking at the bright side... 🕺
So you're also a Crab? 🙂

hiddennomad60 said:In my horoscope 😳 I'm just being a brat 😳

Looks like we're all in the same boat 🕺

boldstag said:Kimberly Rodriguez51 🤣 explains 😁

What exactly 🤔do you
mean?

dustypilot11 said:You aren't. ☕

Who is?

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:And that thing, in a positive way, that 🕺
So you're a Crab too? 🙂

Yeah, a Crab. ☕

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:What exactly is 🤔

Why specifically during Fish season😳

Luckily, I have Mars in Serpent, so I couldn't care less about what you guys are rambling about 😳 🤣

Maria Wright62 said:Oh, for crying me out, ☕

My bad, don't be so hard on me! 🕺
I actually really dig Prepare Mars in 😍

boldstag said:Why specifically Fish? 😳

Well, I just figured they're all pretty much the same, except those in Fish have to listen to soft music during their chill, sensual, slow sessions. 😬

Susan Kim91 said:Lucky for me, I’ve got Mars in Serpent, so honestly, I couldn't care less what you guys are rambling about😳 🤣

Just Prepare Mars and deal with it.😳

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:Look, I already said it—they're all basically the same, except that guy with Mars in Fish needs soft music playing during his "soft, sensual, and slow" sessions.😬

So, what kind of tunes is someone with Mars in Crab blasting during their soft, slow, sensual sex?😳

boldstag said:So, what kind of music does Mars in Crab listen to during slow, sensual sex? 😳

Moaning 🤔 😁

boldstag said:Prepare Mars in your pants and just deal with 😳

That’s probably where he belongs anyway 🙄🤣

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:My bad, don't be so harsh. 🕺
I actually really dig Prepare Mars in Crab 😍

Look, I said they're basically the same, except that Fish guy has to blast soft music during his slow, sensual sessions. 😬

I'm not being harsh. It's just not my style to serve up garbage coffee. 🕺

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:Moaning 🤔 😁

😁

boldstag said:Prepare Mars in your pants and just deal with 😳

So what's Mars in Crab actually listening to during some slow, sensual sex? 😳

Mom's voice 🤣

I honestly have no clue what's actually going on in here

Maria Wright62 said:Who?

I don't give a damn. 🕺

briskbison55 said:no clue what we're even talking about here

Not like that stops you from yapping though. ☕

Maybe take it easy, Ruby Rose, because honestly, the way you're jumping all over the place just isn't really my vibe. I guess I've always been more drawn to women who aren't so bitter, you know? I've heard that maybe if you just go handle things yourself, you might feel a bit better.