The most bratty Mars signs

boldstag said:And I know they're just being wimps.
A scale?

Of course not.😁

In my chart, there's only Saturn, Mercury, Pluto, and Jupiter.😁

Gerald Thompson62 said:Well, now you've exposed their secret mission! :r ofl:: r ofl:

I'm still waiting on those comparison photos! And look—it’s not that I have a thing for guys, but I can definitely judge who's being more of a coward. For instance:



:ko kice:

The real question is, where is her Mars?😁
How did this even start? This is going to end up being proof that she's the biggest pushover of them all.😁

Michelle Bennett14 said:That's why I troll, but seriously—my Mars is king. Scorpios aren't even in the same league. :du rica

You've got a solid Mars.😁

Maria Wright62 said:Me and the millennials are the ultimate cowards.🥳

A good coward is always appreciated.😉

Wait, does Anthony Nguyen81 actually have a killer birth chart and act all macho about it? Because if that's the case, I’m pretty much convinced astrology is total BS. 😳

🤣

Come on, Mars in Virgo... it's giving me total Phil 🤣
vibes.

boldstag said:🤣

Give me a break, Mars in Virgo, something like what Phil 🤣

Fine, whatever 🤣 I can see he's just posturing here, acting like some kind of dominant force in his birth chart 🤣

And you, acting like such a naive little girl... honestly, you could sell anything to anyone if you tried. 😁 🤣

boldstag said:And you're just being naive, thinking you can sell anyone anything 😁 🤣

Look, it’s just not happening 🤣 I was just thinking, maybe check the Wiki and stop fighting for a second. Honestly, you have more estrogen in your birth chart than a woman pregnant with twins where both she and the babies have all their planets in Fish ☕

Susan Kim91 said:Look, you clearly can't 🤣 I was just thinking, man, check the Wiki and just drop the fight already. You've got more estrogen in your birth chart than a woman pregnant with twins where both she and the babies have every single planet in Fish ☕

🤣 🤣

See how his wife grabbed him by the junk? Now he can only sneak onto the internet in the middle of the night once she finally passes out 😬

boldstag said:🤣 🤣

Look at how his wife just grabbed him by the balls; I guess he can only sneak onto the internet in the middle of the night once she finally passes out. 😬

😁 Serves him right. He needs to just admit he's a coward and leave it at that. 😳 Personally, I've never tried to hide my weak Martian theme my Mars. 🕺🤣

Susan Kim91 said:Wait, does this Anthony Nguyen81 guy have some killer birth chart or whatever? Like, if he's actually a total alpha, then I'm 100% convinced astrology is complete bullshit 😳

Looks like neither your gut feeling nor astrology is total crap after all.
😁

Susan Kim91 said:😁 Honestly, good for him. He might as well just admit he's being a total wuss and call it a day. 😳 I've never tried to hide my own soft-hearted Martian theme my Mars 🕺🤣

And even if you wanted to, there's no hiding it. 😳 😁

Susan Kim91 said:Wait, does this Anthony Nguyen81 guy have a really cool, masculine birth chart? Because if he does, I’m totally done with astrology.😳

Susan Kim91 said:It’s clearly not happening.🤣 I just wanted him to stop fighting for a second. Honestly, his chart has more estrogen than a pregnant woman with twins where everyone has all their planets in Fish.☕

You've been so Funny lately.🙏 😂

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:You've been being totally Funny lately 🙏 😂

+ 😁

Susan Kim91 said:Look, you clearly can't 🤣 I mean, honestly, it was just stuck in my head—like, hey, Wiki, maybe stop fighting for a second? You’ve got more estrogen in your birth chart than a pregnant woman carrying twins where both she and the babies have every single planet in Fish ☕

So, wait... are those twins gay or just super metro?

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:Aha, 🤣
So, are we talking about guys, girls, or both? 😳

Chloe Cooper10 said:What’s it like having Mars in a Bull?

dustypilot11 said:Well, for the guys. 😁

Give it a rest.

I think my boss seriously needs some spiritual guidance, you know? I mean, he's basically this half-awake, semi-conscious guy who’s supposed to be vetting candidates, but he's just... out of it. I should probably just send him a message right now with a solid recommendation instead.

I didn't even realize you guys had a Martian theme going on 🤣

My Mars is an Aquarius.
What would that even mean?

Chris Cruz942 said:I didn't even realize you guys had a Martian theme :ro fl:
My Mars is in Aquarius.
What would that even imply?

Shalic says:
Mars-Aquarius = Art in its own way & Inventiveness Quote

Susan Kim91 said:Wait, is this Wiki guy actually walking around with some badass birth chart—like, total alpha energy? Because if that’s the case, I am 100% convinced astrology is complete garbage.😳

Your convictions are much like the women you date.
Artificial. 😁

Susan Kim91 said:See, he just can't help himself :ro fl: All I could think was, "Wiki, please stop fighting." You clearly have more estrogen in your chart than a pregnant woman carrying twins where both she and the babies have every single planet in Fish :ka va:

Fine—if by "estrogen" you mean someone who struggles to construct a basic, coherent sentence. 😁
Makes perfect sense, obviously.🧐

Anthony Nguyen81 said:Your beliefs are just like the women you hang out with.
Plastic 😁

Fine, if you think estrogen is basically just being unable to string together a semi-coherent sentence, 😁
Sure, why wouldn't I? Makes sense, I guess. 🧐

And these supposed insults of yours are pretty estrogenic too. 😳 Maybe it's just those final estrogen surges in women, or whatever they call menopause 😳
I mean, even some old lady going through menopause would agree with you, so yeah, I read you loud and clear. 🙂 🤣

Basically, it's what happens when you throw in some juicy, controversial 😳

Mercury is just being moody 😳