Relationship Chat: For those in a committed relationship or marriage only

Chloe Cooper10 said:Nah, you got it wrong. 🙂--not really, though.

It's like... you're trying to sit in two different chairs at once. 😳--you know what I mean?

......and I don't have much rhythm anyway

Brian Perez79 said:......and I don't even have much rhythm

that's just how it

wiredfox said:it's a thing

It's a thing... you either have it or you don't

Brian Perez79 said:It really just comes down to one thing... whether you have it or you don't.

having a big butt

wiredfox said:has a big butt

So I'm basically stuck... what am I even supposed to do now... it's just you and me

Brian Perez79 said:So I'm really not feeling it... honestly, what am I even supposed to do now? It's just you and me.

No way, I'm definitely not interested at all.

Joseph Cooper32 said:Hey. 👍

hiddennomad60 said:Beyoncé: what's up?

I'm crushing some meatball pasta today. 🙂

Drew Ross2 said:Man, I would kill for some Hobby right about now. Seriously. 🙂
Edit, and honestly, it’s still looking a little rough around the edges: D Quote

Brenda Green62 said:Man, I am seriously craving some octopus salad right now. Like, all I can think about is that perfect, tender bite. 😍

Anthony Nguyen81 said:Octopus. 😍

Man, there's just nothing quite like that feeling of just... vanishing. You know? Just hitting the road and leaving everything in the rearview mirror. It’s such a rush. 😁

rapidtrucker78 said:I mean, honestly, I’ll take any kind of 🙂

Look at this guy, a total hobbyist☕

Check out this one from last month when an old coworker treated me to some 2 down by the local Dunkin'☕

Zachary Bennett said:And here we have a little hobbyist over here☕

I wanted to share this one from last month when an old coworker treated me to some two burgers from Burger King☕

yummm

wiredfox said:yummm

I need some fuel, but man, prices have gone through the roof lately. It's getting ridiculous.

Ended up totally empty on beer. Now I'm just sitting here debating whether it's actually worth making the trek down to the gas station or if I should just call it a night.

Zachary Bennett said:I really need to go grab some, but man, prices have gone up like crazy lately.

I ended up running out of beer. Now I'm just sitting here debating whether it's actually worth making the trip down to the gas station or if I should just call it a night.

I know, it’s such a hassle trying to get to those spots.

wiredfox said:I know, right? Honestly, getting through to those people is like trying to find a parking spot in downtown Manhattan on a Saturday night—nearly impossible.

Getting my hands on stuff isn't even the hard part, honestly. That’s easy. It’s just that I don't exactly have money burning a hole in my pocket like I used to, so yeah... I'm just sitting here waiting for this paycheck to hit. Typical.😁

Zachary Bennett said:You've gotta buy it, but man, prices have gone through the roof lately.

I'm officially out of beer. Now the real dilemma: do I actually bother trekking down to the gas station or just call it a night?

I'm tapped out on beer too. 😢 Tomorrow, I'll have to hit up Walmart to restock on some Budweiser.😁

Joshua Baker77 said:Man, I'm running on empty over here too—not a single beer in the fridge. 😢 Man, I gotta hit up Walmart tomorrow to restock my Budweiser supply.😁

Man, look at my life... I’m just stuck in this endless loop, constantly hitting the same walls over and over again. It’s like I’m running on a treadmill that’s stuck on high speed—lots of effort, zero progress. Just total déjà vu.☕

Man, looks like we’re in for another freezing night. Honestly, my whole day has been a total wash anyway, so I might as well just crack open a Budweiser and call it quits. $5.00 Who gives a damn?☕

I cut back as much as I possibly could ☕ Honestly, I never thought I’d actually see this happen, but here we are... there's some weird chemical aftertaste, a subtle flavor profile, and my head is going to be absolutely pounding tomorrow... and it's all because of John Smith. One night, I just told myself enough was enough 🙂

It went on like that for about two or three weeks, so I decided to run a little experiment... if it didn't happen again, then I'd figure the first time was just a fluke, 🤔 but things shifted...

So that's the deal—from now on, beer gets a much longer chill 👍
After that whole ordeal, I finally moved away from switching drinks constantly and just settled on wine 🙂 👍

Honestly, I’d love to find a wife just so she can deal with my kids... "Hey kid, give me 100, give me 200, give me 500..."

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:Look, I get the logic—it’s just funny to me 😁
It reminds me of how kids used to brag about "having a boyfriend" or "having a girlfriend," which is basically 🤣

Fair enough, there is a certain truth to that 😬

Zachary Bennett said:Check out this hobbyist☕
Here is one from last month when an old colleague treated us to two slices of pizza from Domino's☕

Nick 😍

Brian Howard2 said:I cut way back on it ☕ I honestly thought it would never happen, but here we are... some weird chemical thing, kind of a mild taste, and man, my head is absolutely pounding tomorrow... John Smith is to blame. One night I just told myself, enough is enough. 🙂

It went on for maybe two or three weeks, so I decided to run a little experiment... if it didn't happen again, then it was just a fluke, 🤔 but nope, it happened again...

So yeah, that's that, the beer needs a longer chill time 👍
After learning my lesson the hard way, I switched over to wine 🙂 👍

The main thing is having something to sip on to take the edge off ☕

Terry Wilson5 said:I’d love to find a wife just so she can deal with my kids... "Hey buddy, give me 100, hey give me 200, hey give me 500..."

Just yell that you don't have anything and won't give anything, just like my mom used to scream, and then everything stays quiet. ☕

Kimberly Rodriguez51 is such a pain... they know I've got it.

Terry Wilson5 said:Kimberly Rodriguez51, you’re such a jerk, man... they already know I've got it.

Man, if I had even five grand just sitting there in my pocket right now... honestly, I'd be set. Just imagine. $17 If Maren feels up to it, maybe we can get her back into the swing of things at school. I was actually thinking—if you're down, I could totally set her up with some tutoring sessions with John Doe. Just let me know!😉

Zachary Bennett said:I’d count my blessings five thousand times over if I could. Honestly, if things just went that way... $17 Maybe get Maren to hit the books if she’s actually feeling up to it. If you want, I can set her up with some tutoring sessions with him.😉

No way...
It'll happen when it happens. Just let it be.