Relationship Chat: For those in a committed relationship or marriage only

briskbison55 said:I don't eat octopus because I refuse to eat anything smarter than a human.

What about pork? 😳

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:And what about pork? 😳

Who doesn't love some good old bacon?😬

Have you guys ever actually tried some high-quality jerky made from young beef?
Man, it is incredible. Whether it’s some premium dried pork loin or a spicy salami, it hits different when it's made authentically by locals who aren't cutting corners with cheap fillers.

Are you sure you'd call that weeds? 🤔
It's basically just some local Midwest wildflowers left over. 🙂

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:Are you absolutely certain that's what you'd call weeds? I mean, I guess it depends on your definition, but calling them that seems a bit harsh, doesn't it? Maybe. 🤔
All that's left is the local homegrown stuff. 🙂

That’s actually how we say it back home in Canada—well, at least within my own family. It was always our little tradition to head down to the local farmer's market like that to pick up everything we needed.🤷
Now, I honestly have no idea what the term for that is here in the States.
I’ve heard that some people—specifically those folks over on the West Coast—actually refer to it as pastrami. I guess that's just how they see it, though.

I am not😬

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:What about pork? 😳

Well, I mean, yeah... if it’s just roasted enough so it isn't cold, then things like cracklings, ham, prosciutto... I guess all of that works.

Good morning to the busy professionals out there. Once you've finished indulging in a gourmet breakfast, I trust you actually managed to get some sleep, or did your significant others spend the night pinning you to the mattress? 😛

Timothy Turner5 said:Good morning to all you busy bees—assuming you’ve already stuffed yourselves with a gourmet breakfast... did you actually get some decent sleep, or did your significant others pin you into a corner of the mattress all night? 😛

Not really. There's a much more famous way couples around here do it—the "back-to-back" position when they're hitting the hay...

I actually managed to get some decent sleep last night. I couldn't catch a wink the night before because Ero kept the power tools running late 😳 so I spent all day yesterday grinding away, which probably intimidated him enough to stay quiet tonight. Honestly, who knows, I just know it was peaceful 🤔

So, is this next one going to start a massive fallout, or what? 😛
Going back-to-back like we're in a movie is fine by me, all night long. 🤣

The entire night 🤣

I've been having nightmares two nights in a row now—so I haven't exactly been sleeping great🙂

Just burn some incense to clear the air and shove a clove of garlic under your pillow 🙂

Look, I don't really have an issue with vampires or Dracula—I don't know what you're talking about 🙄

And where is your darling waiting to pull you into their arms? 😳

🤔 I have absolutely no clue 🤔

Timothy Turner5 said:And where exactly is this darling of yours supposed to hold you? 😳

He's on the other side of the bed—the middle is occupied by Gremlins. 🤣

He claims he can't sleep because of us—I'm yelling in my sleep, and the Gremlins are grinding their teeth. 😵

Well, it seems the entire herd has arrived. 🤣
Send the Gremlin to the tent. 😛

Everyone seems to be coupled up these days, yet I don't see a single soul practicing any kind of sun worship... honestly, kissing the sun? What kind of era have we actually drifted into? 😍