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Timothy Turner5 said:Well, looks like the whole damn crowd 🤣
just send the Gremlin to a tent 😛

they won't 😁

ironcobra13 said:everyone is coupled up and nobody is practicing "sunshine"—sending you all my love, but man, what kind of times have we come to? 😍

you eat cookies, you don't practice them 😛

Drew Ross2 said:they just won't give in 😁

you eat the cookie; you don't practice it 😛

😍

ironcobra13 said:Everyone seems to be paired up lately, yet absolutely nobody is practicing sunbathing. Honestly, what has the world come to? 😍

Does USA Today not count? 🤔

Drew Ross2 The user states:
They simply won't allow it. 😁

The youth of today are truly something else. 😁

Timothy Turner5 said:So I guess USA Today doesn't count anymore? 🤔

Honestly, kids these days... 😁

Sure, people count it, but you notice that everyone on this board just wants to whine about being tired.
Nobody is actually bringing up anything concrete 🍿

ironcobra13, you should probably just head over to the pub—I think sex is pretty much your only topic of conversation there anyway. 😁

And I suppose I’m expected to provide an exhaustive description? 🤔
There isn't any action to report; it’s nothing but decent guys and even better women here.
The local scene is basically Sodom and Gomorrah. 😳 😛

ironcobra13 said:Everyone is paired up—it's all couples—but nobody actually practices being single and free under the sun. God, what have we come to? 😍

Who's talking about that? 😁
That stuff happens behind closed doors—nobody talks about it openly. 🤣

@Timothy Turner5/">@@Timothy Turner5, no way—everyone's just playing it cool, everywhere you look. 😁

briskbison55 said:Sure, as long as the roast isn't cold, you can toss in some dumplings, ham, or prosciutto... it all works.

🤣

Pigs and octopuses are equally smart, which is why I'm asking. 😳

ironcobra13 said:Everyone’s paired up now, but nobody’s out there "doing cookies." God bless you all, man, what has the world come to?😍

We really live in an era where people call sex "cookies" now.
😁

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:🤣Pigs and octopuses possess similar levels of intelligence—which is why I’m asking 😳

Pigs take the lead here—their orgasms simply last longer.😬

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:🤣

I mean, pigs and octopuses are basically on the same level when it comes to intelligence, so I’m just wondering, 😳

but honestly, I don't know... I was watching this documentary about octopuses and now I just can't bring myself to eat them anymore.

The guy’s such a fanatic, he probably thinks octopuses have higher IQs than actual people 🙂

Look, I was really just making a little observation about this collective insomnia you all seem to be dealing with.
I mean, if everyone is complaining this much, there’s clearly an underlying issue somewhere, right? It's hard to ignore.
Anthony Nguyen81, of course it isn't being talked about openly. If it isn't, then what else could possibly be the culprit behind all these sleepless nights and nightmares?

ironcobra13, what kind of analogy is that even supposed to be? 😁 😁

Susan Sullivan6 said:Either he's totally lost it, or he actually believes octopuses have higher IQs than people. 🙂

Well, I don't think it... I know it. And honestly, don't even ask me how, because I'll just end up explaining it all to you anyway.

briskbison55 said:I don't know—I was watching a documentary on octopuses earlier and I just don't have the stomach for it anymore.

briskbison55 has a heart.😲

Solid. 🙂

Drew Ross2 said:ironcobra13, what on earth kind of analogy is 😁 😁that?

Purely mathematical.
If A equals B, and B equals C, then obviously A equals C.🤣

So, look: if you're tired, you can't sleep; if you can't sleep, you should be doing something; if you aren't doing anything, then you won't be able to sleep. Therefore, being tired is functionally identical to being unable to sleep. I guess that's just how the logic shakes out.😍

Drew Ross2 said:Seven has a heart, I guess. Maybe. It’s just... you know? There's something about them. I don't know how to explain it properly, but they really do have a heart. Truly. 😲

Chloe Cooper10 said:Solid. 🙂

I mean, I have this space... it’s mostly reserved for hedgehogs, cats, certain family members, and then just, you know, really rare people. Maybe? Just those few special ones.

ironcobra13 said:I was simply pointing out how much you all seem to struggle with sleep.
If everyone is complaining this much, then clearly something is missing—give me a break.
Anthony Nguyen81, obviously we aren't talking about dreams—if not that, then what else would cause insomnia or nightmares?

I'm not sure—my own dreams are almost always pretty interesting. 🤣

It would have been a solid topic of conversation;

But people complained that I was being too blunt, so... 😬

Anthony Nguyen81 said:Hard to say. My dreams are usually pretty interesting enough. 🤣

Mine too. I had a dream where I was foraging for morels—they were basically popping out of the ground right in front of me. 🙏