Relationship Chat: For those in a committed relationship or marriage only

Chloe Cooper10 said:Mine too—I actually dreamed I was foraging for porcini, they were basically spawning right in front of me. 🙏

Hallucinogenic mushrooms are quite a thing 😬

ironcobra13 said:pure math logic.
If A equals B, and B equals C, then A must equal C.🤣

So, if you're tired, you can't sleep; if you can't sleep, you should be doing something; if you aren't doing anything, you won't be able to sleep. Therefore—mathematically speaking—being tired is the same thing as being unable to sleep.😍

🤣

Multiplication is always more fun than addition, I guess.😁

But I think I've already mastered that part.😁

ironcobra13 said:Everyone’s hooked up and nobody is actually practicing any real fun. Honestly, what has the world come to? 😍

ironcobra13, my partner actually warned me not to go posting about our sex life on here. They said if I did, it would feel like the whole damn forum was standing right by the bed staring at us. 🙂

hiddenmarlin14 said:ironcobra13—Ero actually warned me against ever posting about our sex life on this forum. His reasoning? He said if I did, I’d constantly feel like the entire community was standing right at the edge of the bed, just staring at us. 🙂

Why would you even bother writing about something so routine and everyday? 😉

Good grief, where did everyone go wrong? I was honestly just responding to the fact that you guys were all complaining about insomnia and nightmares.
Actually, never mind. I'll stop. It’s pretty clear that being helpful isn't really working here.
Anthony Nguyen81, I guess you don't even need to complain about sleep issues. Was that comment actually meant for the others, or what?
My late mother used to have this little ritual when she couldn't sleep; she’d wander into the kitchen, whip up a quick salad with two eggs, eat it, and then she'd be out like a light.🤣

briskbison55 said:I don't know, I was watching a show about octopuses and I just can't bring myself to eat them anymore.

Well, once they switch to pigs, you'll be changing the channel pretty fast! 😁

ironcobra13 said:It's basic math.
If A equals B and B equals C, then A equals C.🤣

So if you're tired, you can't sleep; if you can't sleep, you need to do something; if you aren't doing anything, you won't be able to sleep. Basically, being tired means you can't sleep.😍

🙏 🤣

Chloe Cooper10 said:Stone. 🙂

Why? 🙂

Nike isn't picking up, so I'm just sipping a Budweiser at home instead.🥳

Budweiser isn't bad, per se, but I'd say their Pilsner is actually much better.

Grabbed a Pilsner yesterday☕

hey there, good morning

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:Then once they start talking about pigs, they’ll probably pivot the whole program pretty fast, I guess. 😁

So, I was thinking about this... you basically just shove the pig into a bag with a standard latch and it stays stuck there forever. But if you use a hog ring on the feeder instead? Yeah, you can pop that open in like thirty seconds flat. It's weird, I guess. Maybe it works better that way.

Zachary Bennett said:Nike won't take me in, so I'm just sitting here at home sipping on some Budweiser.🥳

I still haven't managed to make it over to Walmart to grab my supplies. 😢

briskbison55 said:If you put a pig in a crate with a standard latch, it stays there forever—but if you use that same mechanism on a hog, it’s free in thirty seconds.

Please, spare me.😁


They can even crack a fridge open too.😁



😁

Look at how smart this guy is 😁 I really love it when the little mermaid insists on ending up in a frying pan.

briskbison55 said:It’s like putting a pig in a crate with a standard latch—once that thing clicks, it’s stuck there for good. But you use a spring trap? You snap it shut and boom, it’s open again in thirty seconds flat. Total game changer.

It’s not like a pig is stupid just because it decides to bolt when there's plenty of food and everything's going great. Honestly, I don't see the problem. It’s kind of like those guys working at an octopus farm out in the Pacific—sometimes you just gotta make a break for it when things get weird.☕

Joshua Baker77 said:Still haven't managed to swing by Walmart to grab some supplies. 😢

Man, you’re gonna end up getting sick from that water—get your ass to the store right now!😳

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:Why? 🙂

Looking back at my posts here, I don't recall interacting with anyone without a healthy dose of irony. 😁 Perhaps I missed something. ☕

Chloe Cooper10 said:Looking back through all her posts on here, I don't think I've ever seen her talk to anyone without throwing in a healthy dose of irony. 😁 Maybe I just missed it, ☕

I mean, honestly? I don't really go out of my way to like people until they actually prove themselves to me. Yeah. In person, I'm probably even more blunt about it... if I like someone, I'd give them the shirt off my back, but if I don't? Well, they better watch their step. That's just how I am, I guess.

How can a week actually be this bad? 😲

I'm honestly disappointed. ☕

rapidtrucker78 said:How much love can one week even hold? 😲

I'm disappointed. ☕

Someone's going to end up in the ER for this. 😲

rapidtrucker78 said:How can someone claim they know how to love? 😲

I’m just... honestly, I'm pretty disappointed. ☕

Hey! Look, just being tolerant of people isn't the same thing as actually loving them. I think I'm just trying my best to be a decent human being, you know?