Hot Mess Express: A thread for the absolute disasters

Maria Wright62 said:If I’m unwanted here and you’re trying to kick me out, then I guess I belong right here. I don't exactly have anywhere else to go anyway. ☕

🙂
We aren't going anywhere, period. ☕
Broken, but still showing up. 🥳

I have no clue why they're even hanging around; I suppose they read the title and figured this was the place to come get rejected. 😳

Chloe Cooper10 said:🙂
We’ll be right here, period. ☕
Still healing, sure, but we’ve got the will to keep going.🥳

I honestly don't know why she's even posting here... maybe she just saw the title and thought she could come by to talk trash.😳

If you really shut him down like that, he’ll have every right to keep showing up here.
Just don't.

I've always been a bit out there 😳

Sean Taylor45 said:sister,
grab a kitchen knife and play tic-tac-toe on your face if you want to be one of us.

🤣 I’m not ready to make that kind of sacrifice. You win. I'm out. 😁

Sean Taylor45 said:if you screw him over, he’ll have every right to show up there
don't

I won't be blunt, but let's just say I can feel it in my gut☕

Maria Wright62 said:🤣 I'm just not ready to make that kind of sacrifice. You win, I'm out. 😁

I totally shut down Maria
now she's ours

Signing up.

Chloe Cooper10 said:It wasn't exactly direct, but he definitely felt it deep down.☕

Look, we both know I know that you know what I mean, right?
Just try not to hurt his feelings too much.

here he is
the uncrowned king of chaos has arrived

Jonathan Lee7 said:https://i.postimg.cc/8chBYvXw/gifme-8.gif

I mean, honestly, what else were you actually expecting from a thread with a title like that?

Sean Taylor45 said:I honestly don't get what else you could have expected from a thread with a title like this.

The thread is moving exactly how I thought it would. 😁

Sean Taylor45 said:and here he comes
the uncrowned king of chaos has finally arrived

🙂
Adam.

Maria Wright62 said:🤣 I am just not ready to make that kind of sacrifice—you win, I'm out. 😁

Beauty and the Beast.

Jonathan Lee7 said:this thread is moving exactly how I expected😁

just like I predicted
the three of us, the sportsbook, and some Pink Floyd vinyl

Sean Taylor45 said:just like I predicted
it's just us three, the sportsbook, and some Pink Floyd vinyl

and we aren't even halfway through five pages yet😁

It feels like nobody actually takes the time to appreciate our inner beauty anymore.

Carl Mitchell31 said:Nobody seems to appreciate our inner beauty anymore.

It’s possible we just aren't eating very healthy.

Jonathan Lee7 said:we aren't even halfway through five pages yet😁

At first, everything moves at a hundred miles an hour.
But once things start to slow down? By page five, we'll be waiting until Christmas.

If some girl happens to wander off course, just let her know she’s wasting her breath...