Hot Mess Express: A thread for the absolute disasters

Carl Mitchell31 said:Nobody ever appreciates our inner beauty.

Sure, what about that undeniable charm and that unbreakable spirit?
Man, I’d trade all of that in a heartbeat for some symmetrical facial features and a little more muscle mass.

Sean Taylor45 said:It moves at a hundred miles an hour right at the beginning
but it'll slow down eventually, and by the fifth page we'll be approaching Christmas

That's the truth

Carl Mitchell31 said:If some girl wanders off course, just tell her not to waste anyone's time.

She’ll be listening to Pink Floyd and staring at my face at the front door.
She’s actually halfway across the world in Honduras right now, doing cocaine therapy.

I’m bowing out of this thread with a bit of dignity... but don't worry, I'll be back eventually.

We don't even expect to see ourselves around here anymore, let alone you

So...🥳

It’s actually pretty nice here.😍

Chloe Cooper10 said:And so...🥳

I've gotta say, I really dig it here😍

Welcome to the club!

You’re safe and sound right here.

The return of the losers
Good morning, everyone

Morning. 😁

Maria Wright62
absolute queen
how many guys did you have crying in your wake today?

I basically told my sleep-deprived self to go to hell, and now I still have an entire afternoon of work ahead of me.

To be honest, sis,
just being real here.

A little misplaced?

We're a bunch of lunatics, but at least we're safe here. Honestly, I wouldn't have it any other way. 🥳

You know everything, Maria Wright62,
I guess my mentoring skills aren't needed anymore, huh?

Chloe Cooper10 said:We’re a mess, but honestly? This is where we feel safest. We can't even find anyone better than ourselves. 🥳

I still haven't quite figured you out.
Are you actually this chaotic by choice, or are you just perfectly imperfect? Honestly, you're such a total disaster, it's almost impressive.

Sean Taylor45 said:You think you know it all, Maria Wright62.
I guess my mentoring isn't required anymore.

Regardless, I'm stopping by for coffee to see the old professor. ☕

Of course, kiddo
I've always got your back
Whether you need to grab a coffee, some solid advice, or even a hand with roofing services

Sean Taylor45 said:I still haven't figured you out
whether you're just naturally gifted at being dismissive or if you're simply a walking disaster zone. Honestly, you're a total mess.

Anne, with a hint of that first guy's attitude🙂