Hot Mess Express: A thread for the absolute disasters

I recently caught this American indie flick about a woman who's hopelessly in love with a friar. It wasn't half bad... actually quite decent.

Sean Taylor45 said:while I'm sitting here scribbling away and drinking beers in some small town in the Midwest...
if he does end up getting chewed out, at least it'll be in Canadian—that way it won't sting quite as much.

Back in the day in Santa Claus, fathers used to lock their daughters—Canadian women—inside the second they heard someone approaching the house. Good times...

Sean Taylor45 said:Get lost. Three letters.
Personally, it's my favorite.
This idiot just doesn't get it.
They’ll be back for more.

🤣

Carl Mitchell31 said:Maybe things will finally turn around if I swap out my avatar.

Maybe stop talking about it constantly. Maybe stop dumping everything out all at once. I don't know.

Carl Mitchell31 said:I caught an American indie flick recently about this woman hopelessly in love with a monk. It wasn't half bad.

Is there actually such a thing as a good American movie?
The only exception might be *Metastases*, but you won't find any star-crossed women or clergy in that one.

If you guys want, I could maybe teach you how to be more attractive and project a little more sensuality.

There's just no saving this
We completely blew it right at the beginning by messing up the photos

Like that's even your biggest problem.

I honestly wouldn't even start listing all our problems right now, because then this whole post would end up looking like it was written by some delusional lunatic

They’re always analyzing everyone else.
Just like all the brilliant people, I guess.

I could honestly start picking apart everyone else's posts too, but then people would probably take offense because I didn't throw in a smiley face at the end of my final sentence.

It happens. Like, I’ll be joking around or just making stuff up, and then suddenly it turns out I'm actually talking about someone.
It’s all pretty weird, honestly. Like that time you totally kicked me to the curb.
Smiley face... 🙂

Between Ruby trying to lecture me and act like she’s some kind of educator... I'm just done. I'm out.

Carl Mitchell31 said:Maybe Ruby’s trying to teach us a lesson here, like she wants to educate us or something. I'm out.

Man, it's all about self-improvement.
People can be so ungrateful, I guess...

Kate Fox58 said:Man, you really need to work on yourself.
And people are just so ungrateful...

I mean, for heaven's sake, this is the internet. I can do whatever I want here—it's not like anyone would recognize my actual personality in real life anyway. I have zero intention of being serious in this space...

Carl Mitchell31 said:Look, this is just the internet, for goodness sake. I'll do whatever I want. You wouldn't even recognize my true personality in real life. I'm not here to be serious.

I'm just kidding...

Carl Mitchell31 said:Between Ruby’s attitude and this attempt at lecturing us, I think she just wants to play teacher. I'm out.

Be like me
live long and prosper
:P

Jonathan Lee7 said:Well, if you're wishing me well
I hope life treats you just as kind...
:P

Cheers to that. Starting tomorrow, I’m cutting back on the screen time—strictly business and beach days from here on out.

Carl Mitchell31 said:I hope you're doing well. I'm cutting back on screen time starting tomorrow. Work and beach life from here on out.

Summer is coming, guys.
this is it
😉

I’m heading out from this thread, but I’m still right there in the trenches with you guys!

This thread is getting way too much neglect.