Hot Mess Express: A thread for the absolute disasters

Sean Taylor45 said:except in China
where having a dog actually makes you look pretty well-off

Are you seriously saying our Padre is broke?

Kate Fox58 said:Are you seriously suggesting our Padre is just some weirdo?

No.
I'm saying he isn't Chinese.
His fascination with four-legged pets... it's just a different kind of thing entirely.

Sean Taylor45 said:no
I mean, he isn't Chinese
his thing with four-legged pets is just a different kind of vibe

😁
See ya, Patient Zero.
Keep it upbeat. As always.

I wish I could live it

Whoops
crossed the line
and there's no going back now
XD

Uncle
keep watch and refresh those pages
I’m off to find some smarter work

Sean Taylor45 said:Uncle
keep an eye on things and refresh those pages
I'm heading off to find something more productive

Get outta here
I wouldn't want to be doing this job either
XD

Why is Ruby even here if she’s just going to talk trash all day?

Carl Mitchell31 said:Why is Ruby even here if she's just going to talk trash?

Maybe things just got too intense for us :/

Just chilling and vibing, bitch.

Your old man is gonna give you a real spanking...

Hey, my dear Uncle—how are you holding up with all the constant teasing? I've just got this one person breathing down my neck, while everyone else is pretty much irrelevant to me...

mhm

Maria Wright62 said:mhm

Just a total mess, really.
Personally, I love it,
but this guy who's all wound up just doesn't get it.
He'll be back for more, you'll see.

Now you see why I’m stepping up to take the crown for the seventh month. Honestly, I thought there was no way I could actually snatch that sweet title away from you and Uncle...

Don't push me too far
Because I promise you, I’ll be back—stronger and better than ever before.

Maybe I'll actually get some luck if I switch up my avatar to a priest.

Sean Taylor45 said:don't push me--
I'll be back, stronger and better than ever...

Don't forget Uncle.

I'm worried it might be too late now
accepting that female beast as a brother
that's a stigma that'll follow you for the rest of your digital life

Carl Mitchell31 said:Don't forget, Uncle.

While we’re sitting here scribbling away, grabbing drinks in some small town in the Midwest...
If I end up getting chewed out, at least let it be in Canadian—it hurts a little less that way.