Hot Mess Express: A thread for the absolute disasters

Kate Fox58 said:He’s always been tough as nails.

Kudos to him,
that guy just refuses to quit.

Carl Mitchell31 said:Gogjo, just post the photo and edit those women out of the shot.

How long have I been away?
About ten days or so, right?
All I see is that there are fewer of them now... does that mean you finally lost your temper?

Sean Taylor45 said:Good for him,
he's definitely not one to be messed with.

And if they do try, someone better sound the alarm.
That’s exactly how I see it, too.

Sean Taylor45 said:how long was I gone?
Maybe like ten days or so?
I just notice there are way fewer of them now, so I guess you were picking fights.

😁

Kate Fox58 said:And if they decide to boil him alive, well, someone ought to sound the alarm.
That’s exactly how I see it too.

He might be tough, maybe even a bit bitter—you could even say he's an acquired taste—but at the end of the day, he's a good man. At least for the few who actually know how to appreciate that.

Sean Taylor45 said:He might be a bit rough around the edges and lacks any real finesse—I’d even say he’s kind of unpleasant to be around—but honestly, he’s a good guy for the small handful of people who actually care about that sort of thing.

Talk about a backhanded compliment!
Listen, it's just pure sentimentality wrapped up in a real honest conclusion.

Kate Fox58 said:What a perfectly crafted compliment.
Pure sentimentality mixed with a brutally honest conclusion.

Man,
I don't know any other way to put it.
That's exactly why my dad loves me.

I’m feeling pretty down on myself lately—just a sad, messy guy who's drowning in debt—so I’m officially putting it out there: I am desperately looking for someone with the exact opposite vibe 🕺

Sean Taylor45 said:Dammit,
I don't see any other way
That's why my dad loves me

A true friend 😁

Maria Wright62
My heart just skips a beat the moment I catch your eye.

Sean Taylor45 said:Man,
I don't know any other way to put it
That's probably why my dad loves me so much

And I guess nobody loves him quite like he does.

Sean Taylor45 said:Maria Wright62
your heart skips a beat when you catch their eye

then stop by more often

Kate Fox58 said:And nobody loves him quite like she does.

I might actually be able to get behind that assessment,
but let’s be real—the only one who truly holds the gavel here is his wife.
And honestly? I highly doubt she'd agree.

Maria Wright62 said:then you should stop by more often

I caught the second wave of the pandemic
If this keeps up, I might just stick around too
So, please, pray to God that doesn't happen

Sean Taylor45 said:I might be able to get behind that idea
but honestly, his wife is the only one who calls the shots here
and I highly doubt she’d agree

The only chance we have is if that crazy little Schnauzer starts talking.

Sean Taylor45 said:I might be able to agree with that assessment
but his wife is the only authority that actually matters here
and I highly doubt she’d see it that way

Wait, what?
then I guess I have my doubts too

Second wave hitting already? You sent home yet?

Kate Fox58 said:Our only shot at getting the truth is if that crazy Schnauzer starts talking.

Man, he’d probably have quite a bit to say... honestly, it might be better if he just kept his mouth shut.
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, right?
If you know what I mean.

Maria Wright62 said:Wait, what?
then I’m starting to doubt she’d ever agree

The second wave... did they send you back home already?

Not quite yet, though I have a feeling it won't be long now.

Sean Taylor45 said:He probably has plenty to say, honestly, maybe he should just keep quiet.
what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas
if you know what I mean

Since they’re always heading out together, I guess you might be right.
He knows that having a dog makes someone look like a totally normal person, maybe.

Kate Fox58 said:Since they tend to stick together everywhere you look, I suppose you've got a point there.
Everyone knows that someone walking a dog just looks like a regular, sane human being.

except in China
over there, a guy with a dog is actually seen as someone who's really well-off.