Is the IKEA wardrobe worth it?
Started by Robert Castillo3 · · 👁 12 views · 153 replies
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#62 ·
Jesse Howard43 said:I don't know what you're waiting for. 🙂
Katherine, Anita, and those other witches once told me fate would pair me up with an older, sophisticated woman. 🥳
So,
an older, sophisticated woman😬, didn't you say you wanted some barely legal virgin? 😁
And I'm neither.
😢
#64 ·
Maria Wright62 said:Hey, you classy older lady 😬, didn't you say before that you were looking for someone barely legal? 😁
And I'm definitely neither 😢
So, are you at least Catholic? 🕺
#67 ·
Hey, Michael. 👋
I am. 🕺
🤣
I regret what I did. I let my thoughts get out of control. 🙂
Alistair, on the other hand: Please proceed. I am ready. 😳
Jesse Howard43 said:Are you Catholic? 🕺
I am. 🕺
hiddenmarlin14 said:Alistair is volunteering to be everyone's confessor. 🤣
🤣
I regret what I did. I let my thoughts get out of control. 🙂
Alistair, on the other hand: Please proceed. I am ready. 😳
#70 ·
Maria Wright62 said:
briskwalker10 said:
I can see it now: Ruby, this young housewife, working hard, laundry smelling fresh and clean, while some guy across the street just stares her down, checking out her curves and the way she moves. 🤣
#72 ·
Chloe Cooper10 said:And her laundry is smoking☕
How on earth can laundry be smoking if it's just "across the street"? 🤔
#73 ·
Meanwhile, Alistair is just sitting in the lounge reading the Bible, totally oblivious to what's coming...
#74 ·
hiddenmarlin14 said:Here’s how I see it: Ruby—young, hardworking, everything smelling like fresh laundry—while some guy across the street just stares, checking out her curves and the way she moves...🤣
Brilliant!
#75 ·
hiddenmarlin14 said:How exactly does laundry get dried "across the street"? 🤔
That sounds like something from a Cuban novel.☕
Maria Wright62 said:Meanwhile, Alistair is just sitting in the living room reading his Bible, completely oblivious to everything...
😂
#76 ·
Chloe Cooper10 said:And I’m doing her laundry...☕
... just a jealous neighbor... 🤣
Maria Wright62 said:Meanwhile, Alistair is just sitting there in the lounge reading his Bible—completely oblivious to what's coming...
#77 ·
..while you're over there swaying your hips, ironing all those fresh clothes for the IKEA...🙂 Jesse Howard43 🙂
#78 ·
Maria Wright62 said:I guess I 🕺
🤣
I really regret saying that—I definitely had some impure thoughts there 🙂
Meanwhile, Alistair is just over here like: khm, please continue 😳
Maria Wright62 said:and all the while, Alistair is sitting in the living room reading his Bible, completely oblivious to everything...
She’s just a wicked Catholic, honestly. You don't need confession; you need an exorcism. 🙂
#79 ·
Jesse Howard43 said:She’s just some corrupt Catholic. You don't need confession, you need an exorcism. 🙂
🤣
Ruby, you hear how nasty he is in his punishment🙂
Did that stuff from the IKEA come out today🥳?
#80 ·
Jesse Howard43 said:She’s just some corrupt Catholic. You don't need confession; you need an exorcism. 🙂
🙂
Rachel Palmer56 said:🤣
Ruby, are you listening to how filthy he's being with him?🙂
Did anything come out of the IKEA today?🥳?
Shame on him, wanting to sprinkle me with holy water. ☕.
nope, Mia and I switched to photos for a minute or two. 🙂.
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